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ViridianNott ,

Try not pooping for 3 days. This tricks your body into no longer being constipated

mizu6079 OP ,
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That's what got me constipated in the first place.

ditherwither ,

Yo, didn't notice it was the same person

This is hilarious

NewWorldOverHere ,

The profile picture is super memorable to me, for some reason.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

It never ends.

BloodyFable ,

WHERE’S THE EXPLANATION OF YOUR SIN.

mizu6079 OP ,
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hush

hyveltjuven ,

So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days?

mizu6079 OP ,
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Sorry but I really can’t 🥲

ChanchoManco ,

So I'm going to assume the no poop mission was a success.

mizu6079 OP ,
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It sure was. The resulting constipation was hell though.

mizu6079 OP ,
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I managed to force the shit out somehow thanks everyone.

rkk ,
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I am happy for your achievement. Well done!

Boozilla ,
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I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.

mizu6079 OP ,
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mizu is what

EuroNutellaMan ,
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So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days... can you tellbus what you were doing now?

ThatGirlKylie ,

I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent??

This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish.

Shits crazy.

Drusas ,

I'll just say that there's a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype.

Bishma ,
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The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.

DarraignTheSane ,
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Prune juice, coffee, and any spicy foods.

mizu6079 OP ,
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Thanks a lot imma try them all at once

Chetzemoka ,

You joke, but old school nurses do just that: mix prune juice, coffee, and milk of magnesia. They call this combo "The Bomb" lol: https://drslusher.com/constipation-remedy-or-the-bomb/

I'm more inclined to tell you that while I appreciate your commitment to a natural remedy, Miralax (polyethylene glycol powder) is the most effective remedy in my personal experience as a nurse. For what it's worth.

jugalator ,

Long walks and much water. Also try eating prunes.

rarkgrames ,
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I’m utterly convinced at this point this dude is pranking us HARD. 🤣

stevexley ,

My wife swears by dried apricots. Make sure you are in a well ventilated, prefeably unpopulated space as you are going to produce some gas that will make your eyes water.

jg1i ,

Big glass of regular cow milk.🥛

MargotRobbie ,
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Wait for the next update. This meme cow isn’t nearly through with milking yet.

Dufurson ,
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There is a saying in Spanish that says: "coffee and cigarette, mud doll" xD

567PrimeMover ,
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That's beautiful. How do you say it in spanish?

Dufurson ,
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café y cigarro, muñeco de barro xD

567PrimeMover ,
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lol thank you!

Ragnell ,
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The Sage of Mizu continues...

supper_time ,

The Saga?

Ragnell ,
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I've seen 3 posts about this subject from mizu, and they are increasingly interesting. The one about 3 days without pooping, a second asking how you could pass gummy worms quickly, and now this one. There is definitely a story behind this.

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