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hyveltjuven ,

So are we going to get an explanation on the 3 poopless days?

mizu6079 OP ,
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Sorry but I really can’t 🥲

EuroNutellaMan ,
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So you gave yourself constipation in order to not poop for 3 days... can you tellbus what you were doing now?

ThatGirlKylie ,

I’m so confused on this dudes post history. Intentionally clearing himself out and giving himself constipation but with access to toilets and an air conditioned tent??

This is either the biggest shitpost ever or some kind of evacuation fetish.

Shits crazy.

Drusas ,

I'll just say that there's a reason for the old people eating prunes stereotype.

Boozilla ,
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I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.

mizu6079 OP ,
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mizu is what

jugalator ,

Long walks and much water. Also try eating prunes.

jg1i ,

Big glass of regular cow milk.🥛

MargotRobbie ,
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Wait for the next update. This meme cow isn’t nearly through with milking yet.

rarkgrames ,
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I’m utterly convinced at this point this dude is pranking us HARD. 🤣

Bishma ,
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The classic way I know of is a large black coffee and a bran muffin. If you can manage to get stuck in traffic about an hour after you eat, it increases the odds of it working.

Dufurson ,
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There is a saying in Spanish that says: "coffee and cigarette, mud doll" xD

567PrimeMover ,
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That's beautiful. How do you say it in spanish?

Dufurson ,
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café y cigarro, muñeco de barro xD

567PrimeMover ,
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lol thank you!

Ragnell ,
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The Sage of Mizu continues...

supper_time ,

The Saga?

Ragnell ,
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I've seen 3 posts about this subject from mizu, and they are increasingly interesting. The one about 3 days without pooping, a second asking how you could pass gummy worms quickly, and now this one. There is definitely a story behind this.

Peruvian_Skies ,
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Anything with lots of fiber, especially darker leaves like kale. The less cooked, the better. But a warm enema can also help a lot in a dire situation.

ChanchoManco ,

So I'm going to assume the no poop mission was a success.

mizu6079 OP ,
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It sure was. The resulting constipation was hell though.

JasSmith ,

The advice is good but also consider going for a hard run. That usually helps me. There is a lot of data to suggest healthy digestion requires regular movement and particularly exercise.

techno_analyst ,

Regular movement results in regular movement.

Periwinkledot ,
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Let me introduce you to my girl here. 😁 Acupressure Points For Constipation

stevexley ,

My wife swears by dried apricots. Make sure you are in a well ventilated, prefeably unpopulated space as you are going to produce some gas that will make your eyes water.

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