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Trump Says He's Done Debating: 'THERE WILL BE NO THIRD DEBATE!'

When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, “I WANT A REMATCH.” Polls clearly show that I won the Debate against Comrade Kamala Harris, the Democrats’ Radical Left Candidate, on Tuesday night, and she immediately called for a Second Debate. She and Crooked Joe have destroyed our Country, with millions of criminals and mentally deranged people pouring into the USA, totally unchecked and unvetted, and with Inflation bankrupting our Middle Class. Everyone knows this, and all of the other problems caused by Kamala and Joe – It was discussed in great detail during the First Debate with Joe, and the Second Debate with Comrade Harris. She was a no-show at the Fox Debate, and refused to do NBC & CBS. KAMALA SHOULD FOCUS ON WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE DURING THE LAST ALMOST FOUR YEAR PERIOD. THERE WILL BE NO THIRD DEBATE!

He mad.

breadsmasher ,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

hes finally realised the world is actually laughing at him. its not just an insult people say. Everyone is literally laughing at how stupid and incompetent this weird felon is

iAmTheTot ,

The trailer for the Trump biopic coming out soon has a line that explains a lot. “No matter what happens, claim victory.” (I may be paraphrasing)

Trump obviously took those words to heart, because it is something he lives by. It may actually be the only thing he really believes in.

Trump in all likelihood has known people laugh at him for decades. This isn’t news to him. This is the same strategy he’s always had. No matter what, claim victory. Reality isn’t important. He will keep saying he won, always, no matter what happens.

Okokimup ,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Strong Bad said it best: “It’s like, even when we win, he wins.”

otter ,

Aw, deep cuts what cut deep. 🥹

protist ,

With Trump, I think this goes way deeper than a learned strategy to claim victory no matter what. Trump has narcissistic personality disorder, and his brain can’t conceive of a situation where he doesn’t win. At his core are such deep-seated insecurities about himself that the only way his brain can cope with itself is to never show vulnerability by creating a fictional narrative in which he’s the winner all the time. It would be incredibly pathetic if it weren’t so terrifying. Someone like him who wasn’t born into extreme wealth would be lonely and broke right now

tilefan ,
@tilefan@lemm.ee avatar

ok fine when’s the vp debate that should be fire

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Vance will be weird as fuck. Walz will be folksy and charming.

Beaver ,
@Beaver@lemmy.ca avatar

Tim Walz wins on all the charms

solidgrue ,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like a sitcom?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Where they share an apartment in Des Moines next to a pair of kooky sisters who works as tarot readers?

Steve ,

I’m generally not a sit com person.
But that sounds cute. I’d give it a chance.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Ok, but only if they hang out at a hole in the wall resteraunt with a gruff cook, and an over the top gay head server who faces issues outside the resteraunt, but is well protected in the resteraunt. With a bunch of resteraunt regulars who seemingly never leave.

tilefan ,
@tilefan@lemm.ee avatar

one of the sisters is trans and the other is a Republican

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But we don’t know which is which!

Dkarma ,

Sounds like the perfect role for MTG

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

“J.D., why do you keep getting the Couch card?”

Audience laughs

TachyonTele ,

One and a Half Men

solidgrue ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3b12f5e9-092f-43a7-b198-0dcb30a5a532.gif

tilefan ,
@tilefan@lemm.ee avatar

actually lol’d

crawancon ,

and couch

TachyonTele , (edited )

This is a family television network, we don’t allow that kind of smut here

psycho_driver ,

It would end me on the spot if Walz had some guys carry a couch out on stage right off the bat and place it between them.

TheDoozer ,

“Oh, I’m sorry, is that distracting you?”

tilefan ,
@tilefan@lemm.ee avatar

i can see Walz very politely ripping him a new asshole.

otter ,

Humming like a Mary Tyler Moore version of Dexter? My team.

HuntressHimbo ,

Trump’s heart will pop if Vance and Walz get better ratings. So I’m gonna make sure to catch it live

otter ,

You don’t wanna catch any of that rotted spew when it does. Stand clear, and have the flamethrower ready to contain the spread.

Drunemeton ,
@Drunemeton@lemmy.world avatar

Nuke it from orbit! It’s they only way to be sure…

otter ,

Ooh, a little bit of tungsten could go a long way to helping out here, eh? Say, from orbit?

Laborer3652 ,

Walz is folksy and charming when he’s trying to be affable but he is still a shrewd politician and I bet he will eat Jimmy Dean alive.

psycho_driver ,

Vance comin in hot lookin like Ricky Raccoon up in that beyotch.

protist ,

Tuesday October 1st

cranakis , (edited )

He’s rightfully afraid.

Since he supposedly won the debate I guess he got a ton of donations…

Nope but Harris raised 47 M while his stock price instantly dropped. Hmmm.

CatsGoMOW ,

He wanted to debate Biden again. That mean he thinks he lost the first debate against Biden?

iAmTheTot ,

You cannot “gotcha” Trump or the MAGA crowd.

SnotFlickerman , (edited )
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“that’s not what he meant” from the guys who brought us who “tells it like it is”

Zachariah ,
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

… but it is was sarcasm, clearly

OutlierBlue ,

What a giant whiny piss baby.

Sumocat ,
@Sumocat@lemmy.world avatar

I do appreciate that he claims losers demand rematches without acknowledging that he is in a rematch after he lost 2020. Meanwhile, his wingman says celebrity billionaires should stay out of politics. Not a shred of self-awareness.

I_Has_A_Hat , (edited )

No no, Trump owes too much to Russia and the Saudi’s. So he’s not actually a billionaire but a desperate rat who has his debtors breathing down his neck. Therefore there is no conflict of interest!

xmunk ,

What a little bitch boy.

kescusay ,
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Can someone please explain what’s up with the random capitalization that every Republican - and particularly Trump - always seems to use? By my count, he unnecessarily capitalized at least 14 words.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Old people think caps means important, but it just means old man yells at cloud.

tal ,
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

I’ve only really seen Trump doing it.

People have theorized about it before. At one point, Trump stated on Twitter that he did it to highlight important things.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

14 words

They’re into that.

kescusay ,
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I thought about that, too. And I could almost believe that was intentional. Almost. He’s not that clever, though.

Captainvaqina ,

I wager that Steven Miller (the little nazi freak) wrote this particular unTruth.

I_Clean_Here ,

They are weird idiots

vividspecter ,

Online scam artists tend to do it, along with random emphasis. It just makes the person using it seem illiterate to me, but we’re not the target market.

Think dick pills, pick up artists, conspiracy theorists, and so on.

BenLeMan ,

It’s like old people on Facebook. ORDER CORN

AlexanderESmith ,

Caps lock is cruise control for cool

cabron_offsets ,

Pussy.

don ,

lol there wasn’t even a first debate, there was just him getting flat out massacred by Harris

KnightontheSun ,

There was. It was with the real Biden. The second one was with the alternate Biden (SHE IS BIDEN!!!).

Bonesince1997 ,

The constant verbal insults he uses really tells us who the people are living around us. They support this. They are this.

some_guy ,

She was a no-show at the Fox Debate

Fox asked offering three possible dates and he declined. But his idiots will believe him because everything he says is basically direct from God. Psychos.

GiddyGap ,

It’s really hard for me to comprehend why people are voting for this guy. He’s so childish. Thinnest skin in the world. I don’t get it.

AlexanderESmith , (edited )

Because the people voting for him are - themselves - childish, contrarian, armchair political pundits, who picked a jackass because they started out thinking it was a funny meme, but now have to pretend like they did it on purpose because someone said they were a fucking moron at thanksgiving and they're leaning into it out of spite.

Well, that's some of them. Some of them are just fucking idiots who think that the rising racist tide will lift their boat higher than the minorities that get paid more than them (because they're actually good at their jobs).

circuitfarmer ,
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Trump’s achilles’ heel is pride and ego. He surrounds himself with yes-people to constantly stroke that ego.

But he isnt dumb. He must know (maybe deep down) that she got under his skin and as a result she embarrassed him on national TV.

He cannot risk any more detriment to the ego.

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

No, he isn’t dumb. He’s a slave to his own worst impulses. Thus, you’re right. He must protect his ego.

Marleyinoc ,

He’s like any other pampered rich person when they don’t get their way. I can’t wait until he rots in house arrest.

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