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Adderbox76 ,

But Palin had a pretty great pair of tits. That probably floated her up a few points.

haunte ,

I had a mouth breathing co-worker tell me, with no irony, that she had his vote because she was “like a hot librarian”. This was pre-trump so it’s sort of like a fond memory from a more innocent time. The halcyon days of old. But it was super weird.

The question is will JD Vance get the incel bloc horny?

rsuri ,

So you’re saying he’s less non-unpopular

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

And there’s not going to be any porn parody about couchfucker

Etterra ,

Wait did we just find an exception to rule 34? I never thought I’d see the day…

Denalduh ,

You damn well know someone out there has drawn Vance absolutely raw dogging a leather couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.

bradorsomething ,

Vance Unpants’d 2: loose change

skeezix ,

Have you tried JD Revanced? It’s much better than the original.

haunte ,

He’s in the running to unseat Dan Quayle as the most mocked and out of depth VP pick of all time. The race is his to win.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, yeah, I would be fine with leaving Palin alone in a room with my furniture.

SauceBossSmokin ,

“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance

Arbiter ,

Palin was at-least somewhat entertaining in her madness.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

She also came across as ditzy, not creepily malicious.

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Vance 100% knows what he’s doing. He accepted that he had to sell his soul to become a successful politician.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Palin at least gave grist for porn (nalin’ Palin). Furniture porn was hilarious before Vance, is still funnier without humans.

lemmus ,
@lemmus@lemmy.world avatar

He can see useless postmenopausal women from his house.

nkat2112 ,
@nkat2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Brilliant response!

Artyom ,

Sarah Palin was like a dog that peed on themselves because they’re an idiot. Vance is like a dog that bites their owner because they’re an idiot. Sure, Palin was dumb, but Vance is a real threat to all Americans.

cybervseas ,

Don’t tell Kristi Noem. I bet she still keeps her favorite gravel pit in great condition, just in case.

some_guy ,

That’s gotta sting.

someguy3 ,

Palin was a joke. Vance is, frankly, scary.

takeda ,

Moreso if you are a couch.

zcd ,

He’s so spineless it’s baffling that they thought this would be a good choice?

Viking_Hippie ,

Trump thought that he’d appeal to hillbillies and poor Midwesterners. Clearly he didn’t read Hilbilly Elegy beyond the title.

If he did, he would have learned that, much like Clarence Thomas with black people, Vance paints all poor people in Ohio and Kentucky as lazy welfare recipients who should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps* and work harder 🙄

*which was originally an expression for doing something literally impossible, as pulling on your own bootstraps would make you fall down.

N0body ,

I feel dirty saying good things about Sarah Palin, but she was brought on to fire up the base and did just that. Vance has managed to alienate the base. I don’t think the incels even like him at this point.

Quill7513 ,

Yeah people forget how long people looked favorably at Palin. The response to Vance meanwhile was an immediate and visceral “no thank you”

TransplantedSconie ,

Jr. was high when he talked dad into this shlub.

PrincessLeiasCat ,

I’m sure Peter Thiel had some input, too.

chronicledmonocle ,

That’s impressive.

NegativeInf ,

Most impressive.

MagicShel ,

JD-Wan has taught you well.

iltoroargento ,
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I don’t like this comparison lol

MagicShel ,

Yeah, but the cadence is perfect. shrug

iltoroargento ,
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Haha the sacrifices we make

suction ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0d02745b-3340-4c77-8c35-193d5cbe4937.jpeg

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