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pantyhosewimp ,

What I love about this is the canceling out of the unholy intersection of ideas in the Republican Party of forced birth and environmental deregulation.

All the evil billionaires need a plethora of desperate people so the veil of the Christian sanctity of life thing gets trotted out and behind the scenes they want maximum profit so they tear down any limit or mitigation of the collateral damage their industries cause, and wouldn’t you know it: turns out you can’t have both things. Poetic justice, really. Almost a valid argument for the existence of an Illuvitar like being.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?

morphballganon ,

The stock photo is of plastic pieces that are too big to be considered microplastics

The microplastics are probably mostly colorless/white

Albbi ,

Aww, was kinda hoping that at least there’d be a party in my balls.

Nutteman ,
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Rub a lil icy hot on em

variants ,

Just sound in some glitter

Nutteman ,
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Excellent idea, my fellow intellectual! furiously destroys my own urethra with a rusty deck screw caked with shiny plastic shards

akakunai ,

Y’know nobody forced you to write this.

Nutteman ,
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My brain did.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

If your idea of a good time involves masochistic discomfort, ok

Nutteman ,
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This is just joshin’ around, pal

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Me joshin’ around too, buddy

DemBoSain ,
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Wait. Both left and right?

Shardikprime ,

Even the center one?

Agora ,

The human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found in the dog testes: 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared with 123 micrograms. Polyethylene, used in plastic bags and bottles, was the most common microplastic found, followed by PVC.

So my balls are to 1/3 made of plastic?

billwashere ,

Ummm there are 1,000,000 micrograms in a gram so 330 micrograms per gram is 0.033% not 33%.

But I imagine Lance Armstrong is averaging about 50% so who knows.

Jano ,

Yours, sure.

spirinolas ,

Oh yeah? Well, study thi…oh…

HopeOfTheGunblade ,
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Jokes on you, I don't have testicles.

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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The Chosen One

Agent641 ,

I have productionicles

PlexSheep ,

You have testicles too, just some people also have producionicles

(That was a hilarious wordplay by you)

venusaur ,
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Where’s a good place to buy organic testicles then?

variants ,

I heard the rocky mountains are good at least once you get past all the oysters

venusaur ,
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Thanks! I’ll have to see if there’s a distributor in my area.

bitwolf ,

Its all in the way we wrap it, all in the way we wrap it

RagingRobot ,

If they looked all colorful like confetti when it came out like in the pic I might be ok with it lol

Tronn4 ,

I want the optional rainbow cum output too. Tired of Factory White

billiam0202 ,

Wait, that’s not how gay men jizz?

That’s… disappointing.

Blackmist ,

I’d prefer it to be not quite as spiky though.

tegs_terry ,

Rubber balls and liquor.

Ragnarok314159 ,

Our dicks are now reclassified as Nerf Guns.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Can mine be the BallZooka? It shot like 30 balls in 10 seconds.

jmsy ,

I have macro plastics in mine

Nikki ,
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guess i gotta take them off then

ArmoredThirteen ,

I’m gettin mine removed in 3 weeks

Nikki ,
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hell yea rid yourself of those micro plastics

cmbabul ,

Good for you! I still have mine, but they were disconnected a few years back, much happier with them now and I hope you will be too

I_Miss_Daniel ,

Is that how polyester girls are created?

foofiepie ,

Barbie girls man. It was right there for the taking.

I_Miss_Daniel ,

They’re both OK tracks.

Polyester girl is a bit more adult oriented compared to barbie girl.

foofiepie ,

My bad I had no idea that was a song.

I_Miss_Daniel ,

No worries at all :)

Unaware of the reference, your thought makes perfect sense.

Thanks for being a positive netizen!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxVBziFvtU

badbytes ,

If the researchers are pretty, I would like to have my testicles in that study.

StaySquared ,

All by design. The powers that be want to limit the world population. Slow kill is a tool.

BTW, in testicles like sperm? Or somehow melded to the organs?

Ragnarok314159 ,

Which is why reproductive rights are being stripped away? Can’t have it both ways.

StaySquared ,

Live in the U.S.?

Check all the ingredients of everything you eat and drink. You bathe with, you wash dishes with, you wash clothes with, you use for lawn care etc… Even medications are forms of slow kill. All of which is approved by governing bodies like the FDA.

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