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xx3rawr ,

Cumfetti

Zip2 ,

They don’t call me Ping Pong Balls for nothing.

Name ,

Huh, I didn’t even notice when I got tested

FancyPantsFIRE ,

Peelastic is stored in the balls.

Son_of_dad ,

Is that why they’re getting bigger??

dubyakay ,

Are those that ejaculate multiple times a day safe? Asking for a friend.

Trainguyrom ,

I’m surprised how few comments there are making this joke

badbytes ,

Was the study done on plastic man? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_Man

Atelopus-zeteki ,
@Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run avatar

Answering the real question: "The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample." Saved you a click.

BassTurd ,

Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.

ImplyingImplications ,

They messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data

BassTurd ,

Oh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?

NABDad ,

If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.

BassTurd ,

Honestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.

thisisbutaname ,

The next song is called… Shooting microplastics from my cock

SoupBrick ,

Can’t even eat balls anymore, smh.

PrivateNoob ,

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/0f9aaded-649a-44cb-ab2f-6f5934ffed92.webp

Rubisco ,

Reminds me of Charles Moore talking about Bisphenol-A and males in Garbage Island.

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

When I die, throw me in the recycle.

errer ,

But you can’t recycle plastic…

gibmiser ,

Children of Men…

TropicalDingdong ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0f988941-6452-4117-9891-4641c928b7eb.jpeg

Pistcow ,

Oh nards

nobleshift ,
@nobleshift@lemmy.world avatar

Ow my balls

radicalautonomy ,

Yeah…I like money, though…

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