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treadful , in JPMorgan Chase warns 86 million customers they might have to start paying for their bank accounts
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The potential charges, says Marianne Lake, CEO of consumer and community banking at JPMorgan, are a result of new regulatory rules that cap overdraft and late fees. Lake says Chase will be passing along those increased expenses to customers, which would put an end to now-free services such as checking accounts and wealth management tools.

Of course, whether those rules will go into effect could depend on the results of the November election. Donald Trump could strike them down or dilute them

This sure seems like political action designed to put pressure on the electorate.

bobs_monkey ,

Yeah, put this way, this sounds like greedy shit bags saying vote this way or else.

What the fuck man

Brkdncr , in JPMorgan Chase warns 86 million customers they might have to start paying for their bank accounts

lol they just absorbed a first republic which didn’t charge fees.

Nice work capitalism.

foggy , in Airport security missed live ammo in tourists’ hand luggage. The TSA doesn’t know how

Because the TSA Is theatre.

Vinny_93 , in JPMorgan Chase warns 86 million customers they might have to start paying for their bank accounts

… This is already common in Europe. I pay like 3 euros a month for my account

coffinwood ,

Why? I changed my bank like decades ago and have a free account ever since. IIRC a ‘real’ credit card would cost a fee, and unlimited cash withdrawal too, but I think that’s it. I don’t use either.

Vinny_93 ,

I have accounts at two different banks but I don’t have any credit cards. Debit cards are way more widely used in Europe. Every bank in the Netherlands will charge you a fee for opening an account.

NateNate60 ,

Finally, something for the Americans to laugh at Europeans about

girlfreddy ,
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Same as Canada. I pay $15 per month (minus $12 rebate for age) for my account, but that gives me free e-transfers, debit card usage, etc.

Vinny_93 ,

Oh yeah same here. Virtually unlimited service and I can request new cards if needed.

FlyingSquid ,
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$15 a month for a bank account is less than 1 hour’s work at Canada’s minimum wage. That’s more than two hours’ worth of work at US minimum wage.

Not ridiculously expensive all things considered, but still worth noting how much a poor person would have to work just to maintain a bank account at that rate in the U.S.

iopq ,

You know how much I pay? 0 hours of my hard earned labor

FlyingSquid ,
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Me too, but I joined a credit union.

ShepherdPie ,

Free debit card usage? As opposed to paying to spend your money in your account? That’s crazy.

match , in US cities can now punish homelessness. Will it help or hurt a crisis?
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afk_strats , in Trump World ‘panicking’ as Project 2025 gets on the radar of voters

BS. This is exactly what Rump world wants. They love consolidation of power, Christian nationalism, and taking power away from non-white men. They are worried that centrist and moderate red voters will hear about it.

OsaErisXero ,

That's what the headline was about?

overload ,

Tell me about it. Weird tone of writing for a comment completely aligned with the article.

Empricorn ,

That’s not true! Their comment reinforced the same ideas in the linked article.

0x0 ,

BS. I totally agree with you.

fmstrat ,

It’s the finer points, like SS and Medicaid that they would worry about. People care when it hits their wallet in a way that isn’t hidden behind taxes.

Kecessa ,

I’m sure they also love the part where social services are cut and retirement age increased!

That’s the kind of shit that will make someone rethink their choices.

JackbyDev ,

“BS” then goes to repeat what the headline says.

Guntrigger , (edited ) in Trump World ‘panicking’ as Project 2025 gets on the radar of voters

Trump World sounds like the shittiest theme park. Even worse than that Willy Wonka Experience.

TheEntity ,

Did the Epstein island rebrand?

Guntrigger ,

Oh gods. An Epstein island, but instead of underage girls, it’s all Trump doppelgangers.

Regrettable_incident ,
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If they’re very small and kickable this might be cool.

ImADifferentBird ,
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Orange, small, and kickable? So just the Wonka experience again?

Viking_Hippie , in These queer farmers and ranchers are boycotting Tractor Supply and want you to join them

Guess I’ll be looking for spare parts for my beam emitters elsewhere, then

Makeitstop , in JPMorgan Chase warns 86 million customers they might have to start paying for their bank accounts

They have 86 million people just giving them piles of money. They use that money to lend and invest and then reap all the profits. They incentivize those people to take loans from them and get credit cards through them, because when you already have millions of people entrusting you with their life savings, it’s easy to upsell them.

And now, just because they have caps on their bullshit fees, they want to charge people for the privilege of handing over all that free money? Fucking genius right there. No way that will backfire.

Banks are awful, find a credit union, never deal with this kind of bullshit again (probably).

nehal3m ,

Line must go up, and rate at which line go up must go up!

Kbobabob ,

Does it cost money to use an ATM with a credit union?

moistclump ,

No. Not for me in Canada. And I can use ATMs of any of the other credit unions for free too.

mean_bean279 ,

In the states most all of your credit unions are part of a co-op network and will allow you to “withdraw for free” from any other atm at a credit union. However most credit unions will also cover the atm fee you pay at other ATMs. Check with them as you apply. If you’re in California and have a way to join it, I’d recommend Schools Credit Union.

Kbobabob ,

That’s actually pretty nice

mean_bean279 ,

It is the best. Also, in the event someone gives you misinformation. Credit union accounts are insured as well for up to 250,000 just like regular banks, however they’re insured through NCUA rather than FDIC. even my parents who are well off and very intelligent even thought that credit unions weren’t properly insured. 🙃

Pacmanlives ,

Forgetting about using the ATM’s 711’s to for free

sfbing ,

Not for me, either. BECU in Washington state. In fact, they reimburse my fees from out-of-network ATMs, so more flexible than a bank – I can use the crummy ATMs in the corner in the 7-11.

sudo42 ,

They’re being petulant and looking to punish their customers. They’re hoping the next time the “Gub” tries to regulate them people will remember rates went up after and push back on government regulation.

They make money hand over fist. How DARE someone “take something from them” when they’re owed everything!

Got_Bent , in Vatican Excommunicates Its Former Ambassador to the U.S.

“after finding him guilty of schism”

I saw this earlier today and read it as guilty of sarcasm.

qevlarr , in Judge says FTC lacks authority to issue rule banning noncompete agreements
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Rule of law is quickly being destroyed in the US. It’s a full-on coup of lawmaking ability

Congress blocks laws. Agencies can’t make laws. Judges can make laws. President is above the law.

todd_bonzalez , in Airport security missed live ammo in tourists’ hand luggage. The TSA doesn’t know how

The same way all my weed carts make it through in my carry on. X-ray machines are confusing, and contraband in tiny and is easily obscured.

TheRealKuni ,

Well, also they don’t give a shit about weed carts. Their job is security, not drug enforcement. Sure if you had a pound of weed they’d probably stop you, but a vape cart or two? Not worth their time. Especially if it ends up being tobacco. And they can’t tell from the scanner.

todd_bonzalez ,

lmao, weed carts and tobacco carts are quite different looking, and yes they care about them a lot less than weapons, but they can and will confiscate them if they find them, and they never do.

TheRealKuni ,

Depends on the cart, man. You can get some cheap-ass disposable 510 carts for nicotine that don’t look THAT different from the 510 weed carts. The atomizers are completely different, as is the wick, but the average person scanning doesn’t know that.

And as you get into disposable weed vapes they’re not dissimilar from the disposable nicotine ones. Again, different tech for actually vaping, since oils and PG/VG behave differently, but the average person won’t notice.

JayleneSlide , in Airport security missed live ammo in tourists’ hand luggage. The TSA doesn’t know how

I travel a lot for work. US Customs and the TSA are absolutely a sick joke. I could easily write a novella on the extremely poor training of TSA employees. I have a small permanent retainer (read: braces); about 25% of the time, that is considered suspicious, and I get an enhanced inspection. “Ya know, I could just open my mouth and show you what’s in there.”

The TSA always determines that my juggling balls are suspicious, so I never pack them in carry-on anymore. I have NEXUS, yet I always get an enhanced inspection on return to the US. Literally every other country to which I have flown just waves me through, even before I got Pre-Check/NEXUS/Global Entry.

My partner had her rigging knife in her backpack on a flight out and back. She was unpacking and found it in her backpack after the trip. Good catch, TSA.

And the absolute frosting on the TSA shit sandwich: one of my close friends owns a private security firm. His company was approached by the TSA to assist in security audits at a major international airport. He and his team were contracted to “smuggle” fake firearms through TSA checkpoints, any way they could. The TSA repeatedly failed to detect the firearms for each of five audits. The TSA division (district? regional?) manager, frustrated at his group’s 100% failure rate, determined that my friend’s company must have specialized criminal training, and everyone who worked that contract were put on the no-fly list. It took him about 18 months to unfuck that mess for him and his employees.

I had written a few more paragraphs about TSA hassles, but I think y’all get the picture.

Swemg ,

Juggling balls you say?

JayleneSlide ,

If my juggling of balls catches your fancy, you might also be interested to know that I also smoke meat, play the flute, and churn butter. 😆

Evil_Shrubbery ,

He does it every single flight.
All of those things.

An absolute pleasure to share a flight with.

dustyData ,

Are you a Hobbit or something? Because I approve all those things.

Archer ,

Fresh butter on smoked salmon with live entertainment on a flight? What’s not to like?

azimir ,

I’ve carried a set of leather wrapped juggling balls on flights off and on since the 90’s. They used to make every X-ray reader twitch out. They’re about the right size for bad items (explosives, grenades), and I have three, not just one.

Normally it would get a quick search, a moment of confusion, and then no worries.

Once when going through the old airport in Berlin, I got searched at the second checkpoint, they brought out the balls to me, so I started juggling them and did a routine. It was really quiet so I was the only passenger in sight. That was the only time I’ve performed in front of an audience who was carrying machine guns.

IamSparticles ,

This kind of makes me want to take my Renegade pins in a carry-on to see what TSA makes of them.

TheRealKuni ,

The TSA division (district? regional?) manager, frustrated at his group’s 100% failure rate, determined that my friend’s company must have specialized criminal training, and everyone who worked that contract were put on the no-fly list.

What in the fuck?

JayleneSlide ,

Oh, throughout the whole thing, he and his employees were treated like garbage. He would get through security, go directly to the person’s office, and reassemble the pistol in front of the manager. And then my friend (or one of his employees) would get interrogated for hours on unrelated questions, like it was somehow my friend’s fault that the TSA failed their audits.

Dempf ,

Damn I think this might somehow be worse than the Iowa county who had physical pen testers arrested: krebsonsecurity.com/…/iowa-prosecutors-drop-charg…

A_Random_Idiot ,

the only surprising thing in this story is that no one got their genitals full on cupped and brushed.

I’ve had 3 different TSA agents reach down the front of my pants and either full on grab my junk or very heavily brush the back of their hands over it (through underwear)

notannpc , in JPMorgan Chase warns 86 million customers they might have to start paying for their bank accounts

The world would be a better place without JPMorgan/Chase. What a garbage business.

3ntranced , in Airport security missed live ammo in tourists’ hand luggage. The TSA doesn’t know how

A hypothetical version of myself may have worked in an International Airport as a security lead. That hypothetical version would have to pass through general passenger TSA and Border checkpoint dozens of times a day. They also may have always been carrying dab pens on him and his coworkers might have on several occasions just carried handguns through that they might have forgotten on their persons.

Yeah Airports are to security as Ant traps are to an exterminator. Lotta smoke and mirrors. Most cameras are non functioning or just straight up not wired in the first place.

Lag ,

Can confirm hypothetical dab pens. And joyrides in the electric carts next to the planes taking off.

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