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DmMacniel ,
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I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

Seigest ,
@Seigest@lemmy.ca avatar

Give it all away anyway. Screw that genie, wealth hoarding jerk. At worst he kills you and you leave a saintly legacy.

2ugly2live ,
@2ugly2live@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, just buy one house in the US.

wizardbeard ,

Most homes in the US don’t break a million in up front cost, unless you’re buying in one of the very popular “reality warp” locations that are in absurdly high demand (SF Bay area, Redmond, Dallas, New York, etc).

2ugly2live ,
@2ugly2live@lemmy.world avatar

True. Maybe… 3 houses instead?

uis ,

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

Chakravanti ,

Overpay for Monero.

The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in…business…with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.

This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It’ll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.

I’ll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.

If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.

ICastFist ,
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I think that wouldn’t quite count as an expense as it sounds more like simple currency exchange, similar to trading 100m dollars for 90 million euros.

Chakravanti ,

You’re missing what I bought. The Product. Not the Monero. The stuff you can buy with Monero. It’s a whole process sure. But if it took time to receive what I buy do I have to pay for something i may not receive? Can I get credit for something that is stolen from me because I bought it without a third party verification? If I pay 100m now (or whatever, just in principle as part of the whole picture i mean) and match the time before the buy but don’t get my shit for a week which ends over the month agreement with the genie, have I not already made the purchase an get credit?

I mean fuck, at that rate I might just go and buy the market its fucking self. I’ll get one from the genie and a hundred from the gorram market ita0self,

intensely_human ,

So your play is own all the drugs?

Chakravanti ,

My anti-religion practice has zero respect or acknowledgement of ownership outside this skull. So, by function, sure, I can acknowledge what you will do because but that just means a mean to the end which I assure you will create a good sense of mind outside my own.

Etterra ,

I’ll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn’t giving away the money after all. it’ll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

KingThrillgore ,
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YOU DIDN’T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

rand_alpha19 ,

No knowledge of the financial stuff, but maybe: put most of it in a variety of ETFs, hire a financial advisor and an accountant to help you navigate the system and the taxes, then cash out and donate it.

You spend it without giving it away. Then you give it away. Some countries give you a lot of it back at tax time if you donate to registered charities so you'll even get something for it. I dunno, I'm a poor so maybe it wouldn't work out, but it would be cool.

PraiseTheSoup ,

“Investing” is just gambling with extra steps.

rand_alpha19 ,

Yes, and ETFs have the best odds with pretty low, but relatively stable, returns. It's fairly low-risk because that's how index funds work. Retail investing is not really for me, so low-risk is the most I am comfortable with.

In this scenario, I only need to keep the money in stocks for 1 month. It's not like investing in crypto, I'd lose barely any of it in that time.

Appoxo ,
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I’ll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

LemmyHead ,

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you’re already a billion dollar richer

halloween_spookster ,

Can I buy 100MM in gold?

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You’d have 100M in gold to spend.

shalafi ,

I could blow 100M monthly on AWS. Probably take me the first month to spin it all up, easy from there.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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I’m gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.

Mango ,

Well if everyone has a price, I’m gonna get that girl!

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