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Etterra ,

I’ll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn’t giving away the money after all. it’ll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

Chakravanti ,

Overpay for Monero.

The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in…business…with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.

This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It’ll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.

I’ll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.

If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I think that wouldn’t quite count as an expense as it sounds more like simple currency exchange, similar to trading 100m dollars for 90 million euros.

Chakravanti ,

You’re missing what I bought. The Product. Not the Monero. The stuff you can buy with Monero. It’s a whole process sure. But if it took time to receive what I buy do I have to pay for something i may not receive? Can I get credit for something that is stolen from me because I bought it without a third party verification? If I pay 100m now (or whatever, just in principle as part of the whole picture i mean) and match the time before the buy but don’t get my shit for a week which ends over the month agreement with the genie, have I not already made the purchase an get credit?

I mean fuck, at that rate I might just go and buy the market its fucking self. I’ll get one from the genie and a hundred from the gorram market ita0self,

intensely_human ,

So your play is own all the drugs?

Chakravanti ,

My anti-religion practice has zero respect or acknowledgement of ownership outside this skull. So, by function, sure, I can acknowledge what you will do because but that just means a mean to the end which I assure you will create a good sense of mind outside my own.

zbyte64 ,

Buy a supreme Court justice with the first 100M, then the rest of the court with the other Billion.

stiephelando ,

You’re overpaying, justices aren’t that pricey

cm0002 ,

Yea, once you’ve bought all of the SC ig you could spend the remaining 99 million on Congress or something

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I’m gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.

BobDole ,
@BobDole@hexbear.net avatar

I buy a boat

PapaStevesy ,

Soooo easy, buy some “art” at an auction, probably take me two days.

BudgetBandit ,

The IRS would finally get their money back lol

gofsckyourself ,

Just pay for a couple people’s cancer hospital bills.

nilclass ,

Sounds like gifting

uis ,

In normal countries it’s called tax

Godnroc ,

Is paying for something for someone else not gifting?

uis ,

In normal countries it’s called tax

wildcardology ,

I’ll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

cm0002 ,

Genie: Listen here you little shit

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

For a genie it may sound like gambling.

intensely_human ,

genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.

Appoxo , (edited )
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.

frezik ,

Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it “spending”. You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you’ll single handedly move the market in the process.

DrDominate ,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

Genie never said they’d give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I’d be able to spend 100M that I don’t have.

Miaou ,

Find someone rich who would believe you have this pact with a génie, and promise them a 100% ROI.

Thinking of it, that’s not the worst idea for a new sect religion…

intensely_human ,

Dibs on playing the genie

intensely_human ,

This reminds me of a scam I fell for in Eve Online once

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I wonder whether Eve has more or less scams per capita (player) than Roblox or Runescape

Trainguyrom ,

On an unrelated note, anyone want me to trim their armor? 50k for colored trim, 100k for gold trim. Totally legit!

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

First get the spending money then do it. In a non-refundable unable to be altered manner (ignoring the magicially manifesting money part)

LemmyHead ,

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you’re already a billion dollar richer

rottingleaf ,

Easy when there are bad people you’re interested in.

Buy 100M worth of drones with ammo and transportation, only I’ll have to find somebody from former Artsakh Defense Army to ask where.

Or maybe just buy samples of anthrax, bubonic plague, some particular nasty kind of covid and other such nice things, lots of pests able to carry them and, of course, rodents, bribe lots of people on my way and bring all that stuff to Baku.

intensely_human ,

Starting right now, you have $100M in a checking account.

Honest question: do you predict you can have all those drones in your possession, and the account emptied, within 30 days?

rottingleaf ,

No, I don’t. I don’t have a plan and making it will take probably more than a month

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pre pay the contract

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Starting a production line for something like UAV drones seems doable. I don’t understand how much 100kk is (and I assume most lemmings too), but I think like there are a lot of ways to make it more expensive. If the baseline is constructing an existing model from imported components, then customizing it, printing or casting conponents oneself, doing R&D - everything can change the price.

CheeseNoodle ,

I feel like I could easily spend that in microtransactions on some scummy mobile game.

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