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Mango ,

Well if everyone has a price, I’m gonna get that girl!

Mr_Fish ,

Does it need to be net spending, or can I just buy and sell things really fast?

supertrucker ,

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

GreyEyedGhost ,

Then rail the maid of honor on the wedding cake table. Time’s a wasting!

supertrucker ,

Oh, no no no. For that much monet, you find out why he’s called the best man

Underwaterbob ,

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

Frozengyro ,

I think most of us would get paid to keep things quiet. I’m not important enough for hush money.

Underwaterbob ,

Ahh, but with a billion, you would be important enough.

militaryintelligence ,

Give it to me, I’ll invest it

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

no gambling

Ledivin ,

Sure on stocks, but would bonds be considered gambling?

howrar ,

It’s only gambling if you intend to sell it off for a profit. I just want to own a piece of a cool company.

Krauerking ,

Easy.

First buy up a bunch of housing east of the California fault line and then with the billion get nuclear missiles that I can use to trigger the fault and push California off creating a new coast line and water front property for a brand new tech center of the world.

If I have any left over I can look at maybe getting a space crystal that rapidly grows in water to create a new island that true foreigners won’t be able to step on without hurting themselves.

You got to learn from the best.

BobDole ,
@BobDole@hexbear.net avatar

I buy a boat

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Starting a production line for something like UAV drones seems doable. I don’t understand how much 100kk is (and I assume most lemmings too), but I think like there are a lot of ways to make it more expensive. If the baseline is constructing an existing model from imported components, then customizing it, printing or casting conponents oneself, doing R&D - everything can change the price.

rottingleaf ,

Easy when there are bad people you’re interested in.

Buy 100M worth of drones with ammo and transportation, only I’ll have to find somebody from former Artsakh Defense Army to ask where.

Or maybe just buy samples of anthrax, bubonic plague, some particular nasty kind of covid and other such nice things, lots of pests able to carry them and, of course, rodents, bribe lots of people on my way and bring all that stuff to Baku.

intensely_human ,

Starting right now, you have $100M in a checking account.

Honest question: do you predict you can have all those drones in your possession, and the account emptied, within 30 days?

rottingleaf ,

No, I don’t. I don’t have a plan and making it will take probably more than a month

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pre pay the contract

BudgetBandit ,

The IRS would finally get their money back lol

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