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Etterra ,

I’ll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn’t giving away the money after all. it’ll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

EnderMB ,

I would’ve thought that this could be quite simple.

  • A few flights in a private jet, or long-term purchasing for the whole month to take you wherever you want.
  • Several $250k-500k cars in each location to take you wherever you want
  • A private show from a famous band can set you back a few million. Do this each day.
  • Go to Vegas and get in a pissing content with some rich cunt where you send expensive drinks to each others table, until one folds. That’ll be a few million each night.
  • Trump spent a ton on sex, so high class hookers?
  • A few ads across multiple providers to promote something
  • Prize fights can be set up quickly, and have the best in combat sports ready in 30 days. Offer $1m per division for the winner, and do it across maybe 4-5 sports, pay for TV and streaming, set up a venue, and you’ll probably blow through it all.
KrankyKong ,

Single use luxury cars is my favorite one

garbagebagel ,

I would spend all 100M to get ads put up all over the country of people who have wronged me and my loved ones. They’ll just be like really awful pictures of them with really petty captions like “doesn’t help carry suitcases”, “laughed at a disabled person”, “sneezed too loud that one time”. That’ll show them.

brygphilomena ,

Buy a/some 737 and start an airline. It’s easy to spend $100m.

AndrasKrigare ,

The Brewster’s Millions genie

fuzzzerd ,

Great movie. In this case, at end of this one you can have assets and apparently also tell your friends what you’re up to.

NoIWontPickAName ,

Treasury bonds here I come

Empricorn ,

Investments are probably covered under “gambling”.

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

YOU DIDN’T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Would donations count as gifting? There are so many FOSS projects that could use the cash inflow.

If it doesn’t count, well, prepare for a deluge of hentai to show up in a month.

MNByChoice ,

Yes. You can buy their support though.

volvoxvsmarla ,

I was thinking about not donating to charity but buying stuff directly and asking them for support to ship it. Basically that makes you buy and not gift. If you buy 1 gigaton of rice for Ethiopia (I have no clue how many people a gigaton of rice would feed and I also have no clue whether Ethiopians need any rice) from Costco, well, then you have spent the money on it. Fuck it, maybe buy a boat. A ferry to ship it all directly. Buy land and don’t gift but let workers work there. For free. For eternity. Oh you happen to pay them 50 times the average salary of their country? Well you’re probably a bad businessman but you’re not gifting. Pay the lawyers to make a bulletproof testament where you explicitly state that these poor fellas will never own the land but will for eternity be able to use it for free until the sun explodes.

And then bribe. Bribe away the heartache, bribe away the pain. Bribe the SCOTUS to retire. Bribe Putin to stop the war and fuck off. Bribe Trump to fuck off. Bribe Musk to get a vasectomy and fuck off. I mean you’re basically just lobbying at that point but we all know that that’s bribing and not gifting.

Underwaterbob ,

I also have no clue whether Ethiopians need any rice

The Ethiopian famine was 30 years ago. Not that they haven’t had troubles off-and-on since then.

_stranger_ ,

I love that idea that you’d just go to your local Costco, say “One gigaton of rice please” and they give you a voucher to go to the front of the store where high value items are handed out after purchase.

slazer2au , (edited )

Create a serverless function on AWS that calls a serverless function on Azure, which calls a serverless function on gcp which calls a serverless function on Oracle cloud which loops it back to AWS.

Now stick CloudFlare in between each step of that.

_stranger_ ,

Dude, you only have 100 million.

JackbyDev ,

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

sorry no, credit score is bad so we refuse to sell to you

ApplyingAutomation ,
@ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world avatar

I would guess they accept cash offers regardless of credit score?

TheRedSpade ,

That’s up to the seller, so generally yes.

vane ,

Just buy some commercial property, island, luxury house that is worth 100M, it can be done in less then a week. 3 weeks left to think and organize how to spend 1 billion in 1 day.

Mataresian ,

No you’re getting somewhere. Buy 1B in property put it in a company. Then use that as a mortgage to get a higher loan to buy some more. This way you can in addition avoid paying taxes.

Underwaterbob ,

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

Frozengyro ,

I think most of us would get paid to keep things quiet. I’m not important enough for hush money.

Underwaterbob ,

Ahh, but with a billion, you would be important enough.

Mango ,

Well if everyone has a price, I’m gonna get that girl!

garbagebagel ,

Can I do the lobbying thing to get a nice human rights or climate law passed or is 100M still too poor for that

ryannathans ,

That sounds like gifting

trslim ,

I think it would officially be lobbying, or, in laymans terms, bribery.

militaryintelligence ,

Give it to me, I’ll invest it

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

no gambling

Ledivin ,

Sure on stocks, but would bonds be considered gambling?

howrar ,

It’s only gambling if you intend to sell it off for a profit. I just want to own a piece of a cool company.

brown567 ,

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

HappycamperNZ ,

You know it won’t

DigiDemiFiend ,

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I’m still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

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