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EnderMB ,

I would’ve thought that this could be quite simple.

  • A few flights in a private jet, or long-term purchasing for the whole month to take you wherever you want.
  • Several $250k-500k cars in each location to take you wherever you want
  • A private show from a famous band can set you back a few million. Do this each day.
  • Go to Vegas and get in a pissing content with some rich cunt where you send expensive drinks to each others table, until one folds. That’ll be a few million each night.
  • Trump spent a ton on sex, so high class hookers?
  • A few ads across multiple providers to promote something
  • Prize fights can be set up quickly, and have the best in combat sports ready in 30 days. Offer $1m per division for the winner, and do it across maybe 4-5 sports, pay for TV and streaming, set up a venue, and you’ll probably blow through it all.
KrankyKong ,

Single use luxury cars is my favorite one

garbagebagel ,

I would spend all 100M to get ads put up all over the country of people who have wronged me and my loved ones. They’ll just be like really awful pictures of them with really petty captions like “doesn’t help carry suitcases”, “laughed at a disabled person”, “sneezed too loud that one time”. That’ll show them.

brygphilomena ,

Buy a/some 737 and start an airline. It’s easy to spend $100m.

Underwaterbob ,

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

Frozengyro ,

I think most of us would get paid to keep things quiet. I’m not important enough for hush money.

Underwaterbob ,

Ahh, but with a billion, you would be important enough.

halloween_spookster ,

Can I buy 100MM in gold?

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

You’d have 100M in gold to spend.

supertrucker ,

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

GreyEyedGhost ,

Then rail the maid of honor on the wedding cake table. Time’s a wasting!

supertrucker ,

Oh, no no no. For that much monet, you find out why he’s called the best man

Mr_Fish ,

Does it need to be net spending, or can I just buy and sell things really fast?

DigiDemiFiend ,

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I’m still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

garbagebagel ,

Can I do the lobbying thing to get a nice human rights or climate law passed or is 100M still too poor for that

ryannathans ,

That sounds like gifting

trslim ,

I think it would officially be lobbying, or, in laymans terms, bribery.

AndrasKrigare ,

The Brewster’s Millions genie

fuzzzerd ,

Great movie. In this case, at end of this one you can have assets and apparently also tell your friends what you’re up to.

JackbyDev ,

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

sorry no, credit score is bad so we refuse to sell to you

ApplyingAutomation ,
@ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world avatar

I would guess they accept cash offers regardless of credit score?

TheRedSpade ,

That’s up to the seller, so generally yes.

Mango ,

Well if everyone has a price, I’m gonna get that girl!

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Surely the answer to this is to buy really short term options. Bad case is you lose all the money and get a billion. Good case is that you make even more money.

offspec ,

They said no gambling

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Wouldn’t that be classified as “investing” at least according to the government.

zbyte64 ,

Genie comes from a time when offering any monetary loan is considered usury, doesn’t care about your governments made of mortals.

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Investing is not gambling by any definition.

Crashumbc ,

Short term options, are considered gambling by pretty every investing expert…

vane ,

Just buy some commercial property, island, luxury house that is worth 100M, it can be done in less then a week. 3 weeks left to think and organize how to spend 1 billion in 1 day.

Mataresian ,

No you’re getting somewhere. Buy 1B in property put it in a company. Then use that as a mortgage to get a higher loan to buy some more. This way you can in addition avoid paying taxes.

AstralPath ,

I’d spend 100M in a month easily. Especially after I’ve bankrolled GrapheneOS, Ladybird and all my favourite FOSS projects. They also didn’t say anything about charity which IMO isn’t gifting. Once I feel like I’ve sufficiently contributed to society I’d buy a 50ft sailboat, pimp the shit out of it with solar and fuck off forever.

With the billion I’d establish a fund that pays out monthly to any projects I deem worthy and funds all food banks in my local area indefinitely.

Jolteon ,

Then maybe graphene OS would be able to get enough people to maintain non-pixel builds.

intensely_human ,

Especially after I’ve bankrolled GrapheneOS, Ladybird and all my favourite FOSS projects.

According to the book The Starfish and the Spider, which is about decentralized organization versus centralized organization, the Spanish Empire was able to defeat the previously-undefeatable Apache resistance by giving gifts of horses to some of the Apache leaders. It provided them status, creating a hierarchy, turning the Apache society into the sort of thing that could be destroyed in conventional battle.

Not saying it’s a very tight analogy, but I would be wary of changes in team culture resulting from a project going from volunteer based to well-funded.

Obviously open source projects need resources, such as servers and github accounts and all that, but spirits change when resource flows change, and projects excel or flub on spirit.

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

YOU DIDN’T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

brygphilomena ,

Start a company.

Create a product.

Price it at $100m.

Buy said product from my own company.

PyroNeurosis ,

Could probably skip the second half. Overhead and salaries, etc. could put you out 100m.

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