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HEXN3T , in I need to achieve this stage, too
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Oops! All Doublespeak

jsomae , in I need to achieve this stage, too

This may explain why everyone likes him

tacosplease , in I need to achieve this stage, too

That’s probably not a bad approach in general, but sometimes shit matters.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Well, he is an actor…

Now you have an engineer do that. Boeing?

mrgreyeyes ,

Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

Senal ,

Your missing the part in the middle where you spend 6 months telling them in no uncertain terms that the thing they are asking is stupid and will not work properly/safely.

Various back and forth emails, a completely “justified” performance review program because of your “falling standards” and several meetings with various managers at different levels of “importance”.

Also the “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY” is written at the bottom of your resignation letter or told to them directly in your “redundancy” exit interview.

darkpanda , in I need to achieve this stage, too

He’d get along well with Terrance Howard.

Letstakealook , in I need to achieve this stage, too

I really like this and will embrace it going forward. I have nothing to gain by engaging with nonsense.

aaiding , in Average US presidential debate

For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh – the stuff of which the Imperium is made.

jh29a , in I need to achieve this stage, too

is that next level Bionic Reading?

sirico , in I need to achieve this stage, too
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Wait that 5 is a float and hasn’t been declared!

quafeinum ,

Someone is surely gonna use it later

OldWoodFrame , in Average US presidential debate

But Slightly More Rotting Corpse has the better environmental policy which we’ll need before the last remnant of Florida is fully swallowed by the sea in the next 4 years.

LittleBorat2 , in I need to achieve this stage, too

In a real job you suffer the consequences of letting something stupid happen.

Samsy OP ,

Only the stupidity that affects your work directly.

LittleBorat2 ,

More things are a boomerang than you think.

Samsy OP ,

Australian mythbusters: let’s check this out.

Jokes aside, I think you are right.

redisdead ,

Yes and no. Sometimes letting someone be stupid means they’re quickly replaced by someone hopefully less stupid.

MeowZedong ,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Unless they’re your manager. Then they stay forever or get promoted.

jubilationtcornpone ,

What happens when the stupid person is in charge of hiring?

redisdead ,

They hired you, didn’t they?

trolololol ,

Then they hire someone more stupid so they can appear to be smart. Which makes it a smart move, which means they’re smart.

terminhell ,

Pff, past jobs I’ve been at, you got written up for not doing the stupid thing(policy related, nothing that would put you in actual danger).

CylustheVirus ,

Right, so there’s very few middle management or C Suite jobs, got it.

exanime ,

True, but I don’t think Keanu here is giving career advancement advice

FartsWithAnAccent , in definitely accurate
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

George still had to commute to work, didn't he?

andrewrgross ,

That’s the whole theme song. I don’t understand this meme.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

It happened regularly throughout the series too. I'd guess whoever made the meme hasn't watched the show or hasn't watched it in 30 years and were hazy on the details.

lorty ,
@lorty@lemmy.ml avatar

Are you saying that, post pandemic, people don’t commute to have meetings online?

FartsWithAnAccent , (edited )
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

No, I'm referring specifically to the show The Jetsons: George did not work from home despite what the meme says.

I am one of the people who commute to have meetings online btw, dumb as hell.

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Not the boss, just like in real life.

lugal , in I need to achieve this stage, too

But 1+1 is 5. I’m sick and tried of people pretending 1+1=1. The sum is always bigger than each of their addends. How do people not get that

example ,

it’s clearly 3, stop spreading misinformation

lugal ,

Let’s just agree that it’s an odd number

deadbeef79000 ,

… For sufficiently large values of 1.

CylustheVirus ,

Many such cases.

anachronist , in Average US presidential debate

Remember the good old days when we got to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich?

mitchty , in definitely accurate

Their sprocket based economy next?

SnotFlickerman ,

I think we call them “widgets.”

son_named_bort , in definitely accurate

A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.

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