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Sonotsugipaa , in Probably
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This is the 7th time I see a picture of a table like this, I guess this type of furniture is gaining traction

SpeakinTelnet ,

I dunno, I’m getting tired of them

ynthrepic ,
@ynthrepic@lemmy.world avatar

Really? I don’t see anyone else treading new ground like this. They have me gripped.

dogsoahC ,

I guess I’ll just roll with it.

Lightfire228 ,

Let’s not spin our wheels on this

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Rubber.

TehBamski OP ,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar
smitten ,

I can see why, they look wheely nice.

w2tpmf , in Probably

Tread pattern looks more like BF Goodrich.

Trex202 , in Phone calls

We’re finally getting to the root of the problem.

SuperRecording , in Probably

I’m tired of these puns

Annoyed_Crabby ,

/tread

UnRelatedBurner , (edited )

I don’t get the initial one, can you explain?

edit: is it because of how many flat tires it needed?

WorkIsSlow ,

Goodyear is a tire brand.

UnRelatedBurner ,

Never would have figured that one out. Haven’t bought tires, and they might not even be where I’m from.

bstix ,

Oh boy…I’ll bring you up to speed.

When I was a kid we used to roll down hills in wheels. Those were the Goodyears.

What do you call 365 condoms? A fucking Goodyear.

ToucheGoodSir , in Probably

That’s some quality loot right there

Annoyed_Crabby , in Probably

A Michelin star table.

cerement , in A message from our capitalist overlords
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

we’ll just borrow the brake line from your Bentley to fix it

HEXN3T , in I need to achieve this stage, too
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Oops! All Doublespeak

jsomae , in I need to achieve this stage, too

This may explain why everyone likes him

tacosplease , in I need to achieve this stage, too

That’s probably not a bad approach in general, but sometimes shit matters.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Well, he is an actor…

Now you have an engineer do that. Boeing?

mrgreyeyes ,

Engineer: “If speed == slow, do nose down”

QA engineer: “But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?”

Engineer: “Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch”

QA engineer: “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY!”

Senal ,

Your missing the part in the middle where you spend 6 months telling them in no uncertain terms that the thing they are asking is stupid and will not work properly/safely.

Various back and forth emails, a completely “justified” performance review program because of your “falling standards” and several meetings with various managers at different levels of “importance”.

Also the “You’re absolutely correct, ENJOY” is written at the bottom of your resignation letter or told to them directly in your “redundancy” exit interview.

darkpanda , in I need to achieve this stage, too

He’d get along well with Terrance Howard.

Letstakealook , in I need to achieve this stage, too

I really like this and will embrace it going forward. I have nothing to gain by engaging with nonsense.

aaiding , in Average US presidential debate

For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium, for whom a thousand souls die every day, for whom blood is drunk and flesh eaten. Human blood and human flesh – the stuff of which the Imperium is made.

jh29a , in I need to achieve this stage, too

is that next level Bionic Reading?

sirico , in I need to achieve this stage, too
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Wait that 5 is a float and hasn’t been declared!

quafeinum ,

Someone is surely gonna use it later

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