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Daxtron2 , in Karl Marx: You are both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it scientifically

I love when people compare themselves to Rick as if thats a good thing.

MetaCubed ,

I think its probably possible to use a meme format without intending it to compare yourself to the subject of the meme

Viking_Hippie ,

You mean people who like one thing but dislike a similar thing DON’T all think they’re Drake?? Preposterous!

MetaCubed ,

I know, it’s absolutely ridiculous. I’m sorry I even suggested it in the first place. /s

KillingTimeItself , in Elections

“once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock.”

wait is this just eugenics?

Toribor , in You know, I can tell you both of Magickarps attacks!
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The biggest misunderstanding of the Dunning Kruger effect is the idea that it only applies to certain people. It applies to everyone, we all overestimate our expertise at times. It’s a cognitive bias that we all have to knowingly watch out for, not something that indicates stupidity.

umbrella , in Elections
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wake up sheeple!!!

dudinax , in You know, I can tell you both of Magickarps attacks!

And then one day you do.

emberpunk , in Karl Marx: You are both pieces of shit! Yeah, I can prove it scientifically

‘anyways so where was I, 1 coat = 20 yards of linen’

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
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20 yards of Lenin

Cowbee ,
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The only valid price for a coat I’ll accept.

NigelFrobisher , in Give me an example of highly motivated

They could put in triple glazing? I dunno, just thinking that might be easier.

Zink , in Elections

Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

variants , in Elections

To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he’ll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

Zink ,

Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.

set_secret ,

He’d be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers…

thagoat , in Give me an example of highly motivated

Fucking hell that’s almost 57 complaints per day

biscuitswalrus ,

What do you do with Home Assistant?

“Oh well I automate a noise complaint form submission. It’s integrated with my noise level detector and with a custom python lookup for the most recent airplane departure”

(that guy probably)

blackstampede ,

I heard a story about a guy doing something similar, but it was his internet connection speed and instead of submitting a noise complaint it tweeted at his service provider.

rwhitisissle , in Them cheeks be thicc

“This woman, who suffers from body dysphoria and constantly gets more and more plastic surgery (a behavior which harms no one but herself) is the same as this fictional serial killer who tortured hundreds of people to death.”

But in all seriousness, I don’t think it’s nice to make fun of people’s appearance.

Varven OP ,
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You do realise this is not meant to be taken serious and is a joke

null ,

So it’s cool to mock peoples appearance as long as it’s a joke?

FenrirIII , in Them cheeks be thicc
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WTF? Does the woman evolving into a cat have a sister who is really into flamingos?

Lemmygradwontallowme , in The "one bad apple" claims always ignore the many many many bad apples that exist
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What was the bloody quote? One bad apple spoils the bunch?

samus12345 , in Elections
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“That wolf is so full of shit. Who’s his opponent?”

“Donald Trump.”

“He has my vote.”

TrickDacy ,

BoTh fUcKiNg SiDeS!!!11

nebula42 , in The "one bad apple" claims always ignore the many many many bad apples that exist

OOTL, what practice is this talking about?

Lemmygradwontallowme ,
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Something like feeding bird poop to cattle

latimes.com/…/avian-flu-outbreak-raises-a-disturb….

usernamesAreTricky OP ,

Quite a range of things. It’s so many It’s hard to list them all. Some of these are more global than others:

Eyestalk ablation is the removal of one (unilateral) or both (bilateral) eyestalks from a crustacean. It is routinely practiced on female shrimps (or female prawns) in almost every marine shrimp maturation or reproduction facility in the world, both research and commercial.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyestalk_ablation

Chick culling or unwanted chick killing is the process of separating and killing unwanted (male and unhealthy female) chicks for which the intensive animal farming industry has no use. It occurs in all industrialised egg production, whether free range, organic, or battery cage.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_culling

A gestation crate, also known as a sow stall, is a metal enclosure in which a farmed sow used for breeding may be kept during pregnancy.[1][2][3] A standard crate measures 6.6 ft x 2.0 ft (2 m x 60 cm).[4][5]

[…]

There were 5.36 million breeding sows in the United States as of 2016, out of a total of 50.1 million pigs.[8] Most pregnant sows in the US are kept in gestation crates.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestation_crate

Ventilation shutdown (VSD) is a means to kill livestock by suffocation and heat stroke in which airways to the building in which the livestock are kept are cut off. It is used for mass killing — usually to prevent the spread of diseases such as avian influenza. Animal rights organizations have called the practice unethical.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventilation_shutdown

The2b ,

The one that got me most was Thumping, the standard operating procedure for killing baby piglets. They grab them by the back of the head and smash them into concrete until they’re dead, depicted ~6 minutes into Dominion

rockerface ,

oh what the fuck

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