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Ioughttamow , in Echo

Shouldn’t it be in caps?

FartsWithAnAccent , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..
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10/10, no notes.

gofsckyourself , in good enough title

Normally, the quality of the image would bug me. But in this case it really adds to the joke.

samus12345 , in I refuse to believe that they made that abomination of a sequel
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Never heard of it. Streaming only? looks it up

Streaming only.

bonn2 ,

Don’t worry you are better off thinking there isn’t one

Varven OP ,
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Fr

veni_vedi_veni , in Never forget what they took from us...

And then you play Xcom 2 and realize that Dota 2 was meditative by comparison

EchoCT ,

99%? Are you sure?

drunkpostdisaster ,

I feel like I can handle being shot at by aliens better than most xcom operatives

knobbysideup , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.
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I just put a toilet in my camper van. My own place to poop no matter where I am!

variants ,

Do the turds fall straight to the highway as you’re driving around?

Minarble ,

That would be gross. He uses a vacuum ejection system to shoot them 100 metres into the air and outside the environment.

SnowmenMelt ,

Into another environment?

nifty ,
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Into space, till it comes back down as a turd meteor ☄️

CapnAssHolo ,

No worries we got Planet Express on the case

olicvb ,
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Someone tell the professor to double check his countdown timer

Num10ck ,

which type did you choose?

mo_lave , in Big scared

It’s really funny. Real alpha males don’t care if you wear a rainbow or not.

Phegan ,

Real alpha males don’t exist. The study on wolves having alphas have been proven wrong my most.othet subsequent studies.

Tlaloc_Temporal , (edited )

Well…

Alpha wolves definitely don’t exists, but there is support for “alpha” behaviour in primates, particularly chimpanzees.

“Alpha” is still a stupid and harmful idea, but it’s not without precedent.

Phegan ,

They also found in other chimpanzees that alphas don’t exist. I think we are both in agreement that it’s a stupid construct to apply to humans though.

Auzy ,

And the biggest badasses I know also drive some of the crappiest cars and such too.

When more hilariously, here in Australia, I do a lot of hiking and such, and the badasses these days tend to be women. There’s a lot of macho guys who talk big, but I’ve done some scary hikes with elderly women and a woman with Parkinson’s.

The guys and women i.know who do the most crazy stuff also tend to be the most friendly people

LEDZeppelin , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.

That’s the wrong attitude. BYOTP just to crap on company’s time.

FlashMobOfOne , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.
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Same.

I actually keep a small amount of TP in my briefcase for when it has to happen.

variants ,

Man that’s such a good idea, I need to invest in a bathroom briefcase, with a built in cyberdeck and subwoofer

FlashMobOfOne ,
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LOL

Sounds awesome.

Num10ck ,

fannypacks

DmMacniel , in Echo

du hast mich gefragt

waigl ,

und ich hab nichts gesagt.

DmMacniel ,

Willst du, bis der Tod euch scheidet

Bandicoot_Academic ,

Treu ihr sein für alle Tage?

DosDude ,
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Aaaaaaaaah! NEIN!

name_NULL111653 ,

Aaaaaaaaah! NEIN!

Klear ,

Wir haben es machen, Lemmy!

Sotuanduso ,

Du
Du hast
Du hast es
Du hast es gemacht

lugal ,

Nein

kamenlady , in Echo
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du rule

peteypete420 , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..

That image has a real Shel Silverstein look to it. Pretty cool

ummthatguy ,
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And just a touch of the illustrator for Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

peteypete420 ,

Yes totally!

sdc ,
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I thought it was theartofpants.com

bathroomconnoisseur ,

It is

Schlemmy , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..

I like your drawing style. Awesome

eeltech , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.

You’re doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!

jeffgeerling.com/…/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif

EtherWhack ,
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That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.

materia ,

Wait, what. Why is this gif hosted on Jeff Geerling’s site of all places?

eeltech ,

What, you don’t think he poops too?

AeonFelis ,

You wanna be careful sharing that GIF.

psud ,

That guy pretends he was fired and sued for sharing that meme. He was neither. He was told off, got butt hurt and stopped going to work, got fired for not going to work, lied about being fired for the meme and got sued for the lie

PopcornPrincess ,

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

Iheartcheese , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.
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So we are all just gonna pretend she’s not an alien, right?

shalafi ,

She’s the most beautiful woman in the world is who she is. Alien? Fine by me!

Iheartcheese ,
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Oh I didn’t say she isn’t beautiful. She’s a beautiful alien.

shalafi ,

We are solidly on the same page.

pipe01 ,

If that’s how aliens look like I’d let them use my body for experiments

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