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Schlemmy , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..

I like your drawing style. Awesome

eeltech , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.

You’re doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!

jeffgeerling.com/…/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.

materia ,

Wait, what. Why is this gif hosted on Jeff Geerling’s site of all places?

eeltech ,

What, you don’t think he poops too?

AeonFelis ,
psud ,

That guy pretends he was fired and sued for sharing that meme. He was neither. He was told off, got butt hurt and stopped going to work, got fired for not going to work, lied about being fired for the meme and got sued for the lie

PopcornPrincess ,

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

That’s why I poop on company time.

Iheartcheese , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

So we are all just gonna pretend she’s not an alien, right?

shalafi ,

She’s the most beautiful woman in the world is who she is. Alien? Fine by me!

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Oh I didn’t say she isn’t beautiful. She’s a beautiful alien.

shalafi ,

We are solidly on the same page.

pipe01 ,

If that’s how aliens look like I’d let them use my body for experiments

davel , in I need to survive 3 days without pooping..
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Ask any opioid partaker and they’ll tell you that’s not how it works.

velox_vulnus ,

Tell me more, I’m all ears.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m not really the person to ask when it comes to firsthand experience, but the longer the load hangs out the chute, the more it becomes desiccated, dense, and immotile.

ryannathans ,

Ya, the colon absorbs moisture from shit the longer it sits there

klemptor ,
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I was on oxycodone after surgery for 5 days, and I took senna (a stool softener) just like my surgeon told me to. Oh my god the constipation was insane. Like, I had to poop and just nothing would come out. I could not move my bowels. I ended up taking Miralax twice a day for 4 days and that solved the problem…a little too well. It went from completely stopped up to faucet anus with no stop in between.

Do not fucking recommend.

SPRUNT , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.
grrgyle , in Never forget what they took from us...

What did they take from us? I haven’t played an online game in years now.

OttoVonNoob OP , (edited )

I’ve been hmming and hawing in answering this. But I’m out for dinner and bored. So alot games original vision is to be a single player experience but then online features or an online overhaul is shoved by the aboves. IE SimCity was considered unplayable by thr online features, anthem was originally designed to be single player but was completely redone, etc etc.

grrgyle ,

Yeah I see that. I remember the disappointment of sim city.

It could be I don’t follow games close enough to see what I’m missing. I find more SP games popping up in my feeds / friend recommendations than I could ever hope to play.

I definitely feel like mainstream AAA/AAAA and even iii to a certain extent have been progressively enshittified. But I’ve been at this a while, so I’ve seen how it’s gone this way as more and more money got brought to bare on games.

The moment someone who wasn’t involved in actually making some part of the game was expecting a fat return on investment was the moment the wheel of shit started to turn.

jh29a , in Three Wishes

the real reason he didn’t deduct the wish from your total is because that would make him a wish fund manager

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , in good enough title

Merlin warned me against this dude when I was a fish.

instantnudeln , in Three Wishes

Problem as always with these Wishes. You didn’t really clarify what we will have instead of capitalism. Now he changed the world to some entire new system that no one ever thought of before that is even worse. :o You need to state as much detail as possible when wishing

MehBlah , in Big scared

Fear is the primary emotion of any dude who calls or thinks themselves a alpha.

demizerone , in Never forget what they took from us...

I got Max Max on steam for $5 a few years ago. Worth it.

joe_cool ,

Steam version has Denuvo. GOG version doesn’t. Other than that they should be the same. I noticed only differences in load times.

It’s a fun game and runs great on a potato. $5 is definitely worth it.

Venator , in Get rich quick

Edited the price to something more nvidiaish: 1000009536

8osm3rka ,

Gotta add a few more 9s to that. This is enterprise cards we’re talking about

xenoclast ,

Literally about to do same.

Jensen also is obsessed with how much stuff weighs. So maybe he’d sell shovels by the ton.

kopasz7 ,

Nobody expects the “4 elephants” GPU.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugd61cUHbME

blanketswithsmallpox , in Big scared

Reminds me of the fight porn video on reddit recently where a sp./port. Andrew Tate elbowed someone out because another guy fell asleep on his shoulder ring the subway and he had to have a closet gay fit of felonies.

samus12345 , in good enough title
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Pronounced “Meh-dee-oh-creh-tehs”.

CoolerOpposide , in Get rich quick
@CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net avatar

All of this to run a program that is essentially typing a question into Google and adding “Reddit” at the end of it.

They spent so much time disconnected from reality and trying to create artificial intelligence that they forgot regular intelligence exists

Assian_Candor ,
@Assian_Candor@hexbear.net avatar

Yeah but you have to click a link

Also the results are worse

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