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Norgur , in It was cold
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Lesson is: be ready

ignotum ,

If your readyness lasts more than 4 hours, contact your doctor

Hobbes_Dent ,

*Standard contact rates may apply.

pyrflie ,

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  • Norgur ,
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    What the heck?! Dude, this meme is not about that.

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  • TheTetrapod ,

    One can consent (implicitly or explicitly) to sex before one is fully aroused. This is exactly analogous to a woman not yet being wet.

    Norgur ,
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    You added the "...and willing" part by yourself there.

    I'm not sure if you actually know how "making out" works. Like... At all

    Edit: Wait a goddamn minute! You keep virtue signaling here how sexist and sexual assaulty this meme is and posted this power fantasy trip of a response yourself?!

    "Did you expect you were enough. Work for it!"

    Get out of here!

    GluWu ,

    I’m always erect

    Annoyed_Crabby , in They are among us. And they are movie buffs.

    Bottom right guy is definitely holding his disgust

    4am ,

    Formulating an exit plan because he just shit his pants

    steal_your_face ,
    @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

    Happens to the best of us

    neidu2 ,

    Happens only to the best of us

    Crumbgrabber , in crawl, walk, run, fly

    The only economic system that works is sending me all your money via western union so I can keep it safe for you.

    Land_Strider ,

    You forgot the “or else” part.

    Mighty , in That's not what I meant...
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    “Stop worrying what other people think” is bad advice anyway. It’s not like that’s a possibility for people with anxiety. Give concrete advice: self affirmation, reflective writing, journaling positive feedback…

    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    It’s also bad advice in general? The moment you stop caring what others think you become a terrible member of society. You’ll go around smelly, haggard, rude, in your pajamas and absolutely fail in life because you “don’t care what other people think”

    poke ,

    That’s not what that implies. I’ve seen that argument from religious people describing how atheists must be unruly because they have no incentive to meet a good afterlife.

    I can still be clean, look how I want, and be nice to others just because I want to and I like it when others do the same.

    Mighty ,
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    I don’t agree in the slightest. Because if you care, you won’t do that probably. Self care is not about others, but about yourself, hence “self”. If you only bathe, are gentle, dress… because of others, maybe you have different issues

    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    These aren’t self care, you can’t smell yourself, pajamas are comfortable, and rudeness is to others by definition.

    flughoernchen , (edited )

    Wtf of course you can smell yourself. Also when you feel good, you are more attentive to positive things, and therefore less inclined to be rude. Ignorant maybe, yes. But that’s a different thing.

    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    If you can actively smell yourself, you’re either putting on way too much deodorant and perfumes, or you’re really smelly. The human nose is designed to really quickly adapt to and not notice persistent scents

    flughoernchen ,

    If you can actively smell yourself, you’re […] really smelly.

    Yeah. Thanks for reinforcing my point. You wouldn’t go out in this state even if you give a fuck about other people, because it feels uncomfortable to you.

    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Ok, you’re just neutral enough that you can’t smell yourself. You still smell terrible to other people.

    This doesn’t change the argument.

    Mighty ,
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    That’s beside the point. If you only care about your hygiene because of others, you’re neglecting your own comfort. I’m not wearing deodorant, for example, because I don’t want to. I’m still not smelly in the negative sense (yes I asked), because I take showers regularly - and I take showers regularly because I care about my own body

    morrowind ,
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    There is always going to be a difference between what you find acceptable for yourself and what others do. Societal and others’ expectations can never perfectly confirm to individual desires.

    Mighty ,
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    You’re just talking to be correct? Fine, you’re right. Have a peaceful life

    saltesc OP ,

    Oh, for sure.

    But the meme is specific to “social identity”

    Some beasts need a sword, others a harpoon. If only everyone had a BFG. Doesn’t work that way, though.

    10_0 ,

    If they cant affect you, don’t think about them, if you don’t respect them, keep the peace until you can change the situation, if you hate them, try to resolve the hatred as far as is depends on you.

    Spaceinv8er , in It happens...

    Whenever I see something like this I feel I must defend my friend who’s a cop.

    Before being a cop he was a lifeguard at a beach and my bassist.

    Baywatch may tell you differently, but being a lifeguard is a seasonal job, and not a career. The next level of being a lifeguard is becoming a cop, so he did, and he has only beaten one black man so far.

    iAvicenna ,
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    …in his first week?

    Brickhead92 ,

    As part of the minimum training.

    Venator ,

    TIL lifeguards are racist.

    dustyData , in Keeping Tradition

    “I don’t believe it…I’m on the cover of the movie!”

    Annoyed_Crabby , in Probably

    A Michelin star table.

    stebo02 , in Average US presidential debate
    @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    why does it say 2056 when this is already happening in 2024

    JasonDJ , in Debate this!

    Don’t let this election, or any election, allow us to forget the time back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.

    SuperEars ,

    YEAHHH SHITTYMORPH

    workerONE OP ,

    Hahahahaha no way!

    balderdash9 , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

    I am your father… you piece of shit

    myster0n ,

    I love you

    I know, you piece of shit

    AFallingAnvil ,
    @AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

    Do or do not, there is no try you piece of shit

    dudinax ,

    Judge me by my size, do you, you piece of shit?

    A_Very_Big_Fan , in Have you?
    eratic ,

    Nobody:

    Absolutely Nobody:

    Nobody to ever live:

    Me (the only one): 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    brbposting ,
    PolandIsAStateOfMind , in Capitalism breeds innovation.
    @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Obama participated in 12 wars, i wouldn’t call this “lite” by any means.

    BuckenBerry ,
    @BuckenBerry@lemmy.world avatar

    Moral relativism is a hell of a drug.

    Deinonychusanti ,
    Sakychu , (edited )

    Hey, that no way to speak about an Nobel Peace Prize winner… Wait a Nobel Peace Prize winner participate in 12 wars? /j

    Linkerbaan ,
    @Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

    Trump pulled out of Afghanistan but he said mean stuff about brown people while doing it so that’s worse somehow.

    Soulg ,

    Biden is the one that pulled out?

    Linkerbaan ,
    @Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

    Trump started the pull out and removed most of the troops from Afghanistan. Biden finished it.

    Reddfugee42 ,

    Everyone knows how famously loved the Afghanistan pull out was and is, especially by right wing voters.

    Aurenkin , in I'm still worthy

    Has anyone else had the experience of going back to a game you haven’t played in a long time and some lower level part of your brain just remembers all the controls? Like when you try and remember which key does what, you can’t, but then you start playing and your brain just does the thing.

    pacmondo ,

    Yes, absolutely. My dad recently purchased the same model of electric guitar he had as a teenager and he felt the same way about it.

    takeheart ,

    I’m the opposite of this picture. It’s like I have to relearn the game each time and fluid play takes a long time to return.

    Funnily enough my muscle memory persists to some degree though. So for instance if a particularly tough enemy is charging me I might push a specific key without actually knowing what it does. Afterwards I have to reason and rediscover what I was trying to accomplish and bind that action to the key I pressed.

    NakariLexfortaine ,

    I call it “The Muscle Zen”. You just gotta relax, trust yourself, your fingers know what to do.

    Metal Gear Rising: Revengance is one for me. When I first fire up a playthrough, I’ll feel rusty as hell, but once that music starts kicking my brain, it’s like night and day.

    dubyakay ,

    Now here’s another funky bit. Sometimes taking a break from a game and coming back to it weeks, months or even years later will make it feel like you’ve never been better before. And the numbers or scores might validate it.

    I’ve personally experienced this with:

    • QuakeWorld in the early 2000s, where my shaft hitscan rate went from low 20s to mid 30s and my movement control got even more fluid. Factor here might have been a PC upgrade
    • WoW around 2008 -> 2010 where I went from struggling in arena to hit the lowest rank to duelist. Factor here might have been my aging reflexes starting to compensate more strategy instead
    • Enter the Gungeon from 2013 -> 2015 where I was struggling to get past the first few biomes to maxing out the whole game and attempting streaks with 9 curse and turbo on. This definitely came after watching a few streamers trying to do speed runs and their movement and situational awareness of the mob patterns inspired me.

    I’ve also revisited these games since, again, and definitely only gotten worse at them.

    hemko ,

    I have a bad habit of resubbing to wow every couple years for a bit, and yes I feel like Theoden king. My fingers start to remember their strength as soon as I lay my hands on the keyboard, it feels like returning to home. In no time we’re back spreading a little plague in raids, arena and bgs

    newbeni ,

    Tetris, I have to have the original controllers though.

    billgamesh ,

    This is true of other skills too. Sometimes I can remember how to do things only when I stop thinking

    FenrirIII ,
    @FenrirIII@lemmy.world avatar

    Just started KOTOR (2003) after last playing 3 years ago. It’s like riding a bike.

    dumbass , in I mean it.
    @dumbass@leminal.space avatar

    Must be " post unfunny memes" day today.

    bestagon ,

    Be honest, post unfunny memes day is every day

    norimee ,

    Why do memes always have to be funny?

    BurgerPunk , in for all the "anti-authoritarians" out there
    @BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

    Mark Twain Two Reigns of Terror Quote never gets old. People are blind to all the normalized terror around them that happens soley because one class seeks to maintain its dominance over the class they exploit to make thier lifestyles possible.

    davel ,
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    BurgerPunk ,
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    Land of the free btw

    rando895 ,

    I like how the reactionary communities post shit that isn’t thought out. Then you got a couple of… Left communities where they post thought out essays. Too long to read but probably mostly true

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