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GCostanzaStepOnMe , in Says it all.

There’s a new type of long covid where you can’t stop posting about the covid years.

Contend6248 ,

Which place are you visiting where you get non-stop covid posts?

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

This sub, apparently.

Instigate ,

There have been over 30 posts to this community in the last 24 hours. This is the only one that mentions COVID.

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

Damn I guess I got owned with facts and logic

Honytawk ,

Yes, do better next time.

AdlachGyfiawn ,
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implying “the covid years” are over

gun ,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, they are

ATiredPhilosopher ,

My brother in Christ, I have covid right now

Whelks_chance ,

I know of 4 people who have had it within the last 2 months. We’re still in the COVID years.

Holzkohlen ,

I just had it. Only ever got hit midly, but man does it ever linger. That tiny cough stays for weeks. Probably useful from a virus’s evolutionary pov. I’m not sick enough to stay at home, but I am sick enough to infect others. Those dubious fucking viruses man!

Valmond ,

Got it a month ago, not the worst worst (I have collected them all :-/ ) but quite bad.

1 week after no longer being sick at all I just wheezed for moving up two flights of stairs. Normally I’m in quite OK shape but this sucker is just draining your lung capacity.

Mr_Buscemi ,
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It’s definitely not over dude.

I caught it after one person infected over a dozen people at a birthday party last week.

I spent over two days locked to a couch unable to handle any food with a 104 fever and now I’m mostly just dealing with the leftover sinus & upper respiratory infection it caused.

And this is honestly one of the first covid posts I’ve seen here in a bit. No idea what you are talking about.

Metatronz ,

What on earth are you talking about.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

I avoided COVID for 3 years and have had it twice since July.

iAmTheTot , in No, I would like your multimillion dollar employer to, though...
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

To preempt the inevitable: no, companies do not take your donations and then use them as a tax write off to somehow profit. That's a myth. That's not how taxes work. Those donations are yours and you can claim them on your taxes. Yes, really.

AssholeDestroyer ,

They definitely don’t profit but don’t donations lighten a corporation’s tax liability?

cashsky ,

No. They literally just said that’s not how it works.

railsdev ,

But to add to this: maybe do your own research. Don’t take strangers’ words at face value. And don’t take every search result at face value either.

Pog ,

That’s exactly what a CEO would say hmmm

salton , (edited )

It’s not the tax write off. It’s that the companies like to white wash their image though these types of charities at the counter. They could just donate a portion of their profits instead. I don’t need my charitable donations to be impulse purchases when I’m trying to grab some milk.

railsdev ,

Exactly.

The other thing is that when you research the charity they’re promoting they tend to score pretty poorly.

Changetheview ,

They’ll also use the customer donations in their own marketing materials with carefully chosen wording.

“We put $X in the hands of X charity!” Sounds cute, until you realize why they don’t say they “donated $X” instead. It’s because it’s often not their money or donation.

iAmTheTot ,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

Yes, they get good publicity typically. Charities also get a butt load of money they would not have otherwise got.

jaybone ,

Yeah if they really fucking cared, the machine would ask “how much of our profit in this sale should we donate to charity.”

Then you don’t pay anything extra, and they can take the tax write off. (And lose the profit.)

Lol of course they will never do this.

Num10ck , in what the fuck does that mean

it’s about fiber optic cables that the connector shape fits but the way the light spectrum carries data is different.

sylphrin , (edited ) in who even goes outside anymore?

We exclusively run ours when someone is home. It often gets stuck in certain areas and near specific furniture. We try to prevent it as much as we can but we just don’t trust it enough to let it run without a little supervision.

Edit: I am not looking for solutions. Running the roomba when we are home works fine for us and we do not intend to change the way we live or get a more expensive roomba to accommodate it. This is a perfectly fine workaround that suits our situation well. I only made this comment to point out that not everyone runs the roomba when the house is empty.

Polar ,

Why don’t you fix those spots?

I have a couch that’s like 1mm too low. The Roomba goes under it, but can’t get back out. 3d printing a small “hat” for the Roomba prevents it from going under.

Once your house is Roomba proof, you’re golden.

sylphrin ,

3d printing is not an option for us. Also one of the places that the roomba gets stuck is underneath a lazyboy chair, which needs to rock. We can’t just permanently put something underneath it without sacrificing a main function of the chair. There’s a lot of things around the house like this, where a temporary solution exists but a permanent one either wouldn’t be appropriate, or just isn’t worth doing.

I prefer having my living area comfortably set up for myself more than making it roomba-proof. I’m sure it’s worth it for some people, but we don’t share the same priorities.

cm0002 ,

I think at least mid tier roombas have the self mapping tech, it would only be temporary until it created a map for itself, then it would avoid the lazboy automatically and you can use it normally

Also, he was talking about a “hat” for the Roomba, it would make it physically taller so it wouldn’t be able to go under anymore

sylphrin ,

You’re right that I misread the hat part the first time, thanks. Still not an option for us though, and not one that would actually solve much in our case.

The lazyboy was just one example, there are other things (including areas of the floor itself) that the roomba gets stuck on. Just keeping an eye on the roomba when it runs is the easier solution for us.

mp3 ,
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

The 3D hat is on the Roomba, not under the blazyboy.

camelbeard ,

You probably don’t have kids with Legos and other toys?

ComfortablyGlum ,

Absolutely this. Roombas are like stupid puppies; you think you have the house roomba proof, only to come home to find it stuck in some obscure corner, whining pathetically.

sylphrin ,

Exactly! There’s been a lot of times that our roomba has surprised us, getting stuck in areas that we never thought would be a problem. It just happened to approach it from just the right angle that time

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Also, I have to clean up all the crap I leave on the floor before running it.

Omega_Haxors , in Album does a little tom-foolery

A racist a transphobe and an anti-semite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Aren’t you that girl who wrote harry potter??”

DragonTypeWyvern ,

(The bartender is guilty of misogynistic belittlement)

Polar , in You kids would not remember.

I am confused? I see plenty of 45 year olds that look like this. Just like how I see 18 year olds that look like they are 30 year old dudes, and also 18 year olds that look like they haven’t even reached 13.

How old do Rhett and Link look? They are about this age. Link is pretty grey.

CptInsane0 ,

Yeah they look about 45 (a few years older than me) to me. I think that’s about right. 80’s 45-year olds look like they are in their 50’s.

charles ,
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , in I hear we're tired of American memes so I made this one for the Europeans

They can’t find places to paint? Is there some kind of shortage of walls in Berlin? Someone should get on that.

Omega_Haxors , in Time’s almost up

My favorite is when I worked in retail and they had the kids of the employees make cards showing appreciation for the workers. You could tell that it was a forced thing because one of the kids wrote “She is very good at beeping the things” with a crude picture of a lady scanning an item at the checkout.

Currens_felis ,

Kids don’t hide their discontent

FooBarrington ,

Man, I’d love to get that compliment from some random kid! But I’m a programmer, so it’s a bit different.

balderdash9 , in the way it is

I spent a month in Germany last year. Turns out the most authentic German food is currywurst and middle eastern food lol.

But maybe that’s just in Berlin. They probably have good potato based dishes in Bavaria.

flubo ,

There is no german fast food except curry Wurst in Berlin. That doesnt mean there is no good german food. Just in Berlin there are viewer Restaurants selling german food than asian/ middle East and italian food and there is a lot of fast food. I dont know why there are so few German restaurants. In Munich you find more of them…

hstde ,

In Munich you’ll find more Bavarian restaurants.

Haus ,
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

I hear it's a good place for munchin'.

balderdash9 ,

Yeah I found it so weird how much international food there was in Berlin. I had to go looking for more traditional dishes.

Also, graffiti… graffiti, everywhere.

Appoxo ,
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Well…It’s a captital alright.
Kind og expected to assume there will be a more international audience in comparison to the country side.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

Uhhhh? Doner kebab?

Never mind that was dumb. Wasn’t reading correct

SubArcticTundra ,
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I feel that’s kinda the point of Berlin though, its culture is formed by the patchwork of nationalities that migrates there. Much like the UK with its Indian food

Magnetar ,

If you spent your month in Berlin, you didn’t visit Germany. Common mistake.

ohitsbreadley ,

Lol.

It’s like saying you didn’t visit the US because you only went to NYC, but not Texas.

Jekyll ,
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Only that Berlin is probably the “least German” place to go, while NY is not.

ohitsbreadley ,

But that’s not what OP said. OP Made a stupid claim about how only visiting Berlin means one hasn’t really visited Germany.

To your point, my analogy works quite well - If you go to NYC expecting to find the stereotype of cowboys, massive steaks, and barbeque, you’ll be disappointed, because that shit is in Texas.

It’s all relative to how one defines a country’s culture and the lens it creates. Just because someone has myopic expectations does not mean that NYC is less American than anywhere else in the US. The same holds true for Berlin and the rest of Germany.

teichflamme ,

I think you’re missing the point. NYC doesn’t have cowboys or anything but it’s representative of other aspects of American culture.

Berlin is in fact the least German town in Germany. It has its own kind of culture that is vastly different from the rest.

julietOscarEcho ,

Lived in NY for a while (manhattan) and travelled to a lot of other states. The comparison rings true for me, NY has it’s own culture for sure.

ryathal ,

Berlin is just as German as NYC is American, both have big city cultures that don’t really fit with life outside them.

ohitsbreadley ,

No, I fully understand the point. By “German” you mean Fachwerkhäuser, Oktoberfest, Lederhosen and Dirndls, Bier Steins and Weißwurst, and you’re correct, these cultural symbols are not characteristic of Berlin - these are Bavarian. There is so much more to German culture than Bavaria though, despite what the Bavarians think.

teichflamme ,

No, I don’t.

I am German, so I know what German culture is I guess.

ohitsbreadley ,

It’s literally the capital of your country and the seat of your government. How that “isn’t Germany” is beyond me.

teichflamme ,

Because you don’t know anything about German culture apparently.

Berlin is an extreme cultural outlier and thus not somewhere you should go to experience German culture in general.

How you don’t understand despite me trying to explain it to you multiple times is beyond me

Karyoplasma ,

Fachwerkhäuser are not Bavarian, it’s just that Bavaria has many old townships that kept them intact. You see them all over Germany tho.

TimeSquirrel , (edited )
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Bavaria is probably the most "German" german region. That's where all the lederhosen stereotypes come from.

Basically it's the Texas of Germany. Old school, religious, and conservative.

Edit: in the very rural parts, they even have their own dialect that to some Germans is almost completely unintelligible. I realized this when I took German language classes in high school in the USA and what they were having me learn was very much NOT the way my Bavarian mother spoke to me. It felt kind of irritating when they told me I was pronouncing things wrong and my grammar was wrong when I fuckin' lived there as a child and spoke it fluently.

hstde ,

Well it’s the part where after the second world war Americans temporarily governed and American soldiers and their families where stationed. So all they ever saw of Germany was Bavaria. They took their experience back home and so the image spread.

Northern Germany is nothing like southern Germany. Yes they like their beer, but Bratwurst and pretzels? More fish and bread.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

I was with you in the first half. But northern Germany still loves their beer and brats. We had bbqs almost every weekend and if you didn’t have beer and brats, you might as well not have a party.

Although there almost always way just a full fish on the grill at some point only in northern Germany so I will give you that.

JokeDeity ,

It’s so funny to me that you all have your own interpretation of what’s liked in what parts of what I would say is a small country in relative terms. You know what Americans eat in all 50 states? Burgers and fries.

SubArcticTundra , (edited )
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It seems to me that cultural homogeneity is a principle in the US though. I think it’s good though because it promotes mobility between states and holds what is a really massive nation together

ryathal ,

It’s really only homogeneous at the high level. Every state has areas of vastly different culture depending on what the major immigrant groups were. A city founded by the Dutch, Polish, Finns, or French are all vastly different even in the same state.

Flughoernchen ,

I must insist that it’s very different beer though.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

In Bavaria the favorite snack of locals while there was way to big of a sausage in a way to small of a fresh bun. Not a hotdogs but, like a small sandwich roll. Tasted fantastic

There’s was one time I ripped the sausage in half and made it so the sandwich was a double decker, and I got some mean looks.

ParsnipWitch ,

There are a few other dialects in Germany that the rest can’t understand. For example Plattdeutsch and Friesisch. (Both in northern Germany)

Flughoernchen , (edited )

Both are independent languages though. While they do have some similarities with German (Platt more than Friesisch), they are more closely related to Dutch and English.

Nacktmull ,

Bavaria is probably the most “German” german region.

So eine Frechheit! Nehmen Sie das sofort zurück!

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Hey, if Germany can call America a bunch of corndog-eating cowboys, then we can call Germans tiroler hut-wearing yodelers.

Nacktmull ,

Alright then, I guess that cancels each other out …

ParsnipWitch ,

The Döner is a German food though, it was invented in Berlin.

When I was a kid it was more common to have German restaurants and Imbiss. But they can’t compete in price and speed with cheaper alternatives in the cities. That’s why they were gradually replaced. When you want to eat some more traditional German cuisine, you’d have to go to smaller towns or a hotel restaurant.

Johanno ,

Nah you are close. We eat “Döner” (a turkish dish modified for Germany, basically a german invention) curry wurst and “Wiener Schnitzel” with french fires.

We drink beer all over the country but about every 50 km you have a different kind of beer that is prefered and don’t you dare to say a different beer is better.

Also the glasses in which the beer is drunken grows from north to south.

PP_BOY_ , in External lungs
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Humans live under their skin and just use their eyes as a periscope

Afghaniscran ,

Ok snorkel nose

Vegan_Joe , in Poor people are ungodly

Here’s a few examples from an old Redd it Thread:

Republican Ralph Shortey, a former Oklahoma state senator, Drumpf’s Oklahoma campaign chair to plead guilt to child sex trafficking

nbcnews.com/…/trump-s-oklahoma-campaign-chair-ple…

Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals after prosecutors alleged Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 and attempted to compensate his victims and subsequently conceal the transactions. Hastert eventually admitted that he sexually abused the boys whom he had coached decades earlier, and was sentenced to fifteen months in prison.

www.nytimes.com/…/dennis-hastert-released.html

Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Drumpf’s presidential campaign in Kentucky, pled guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison.

www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2018/…/577947002/

Republican state Senator Ralph Shortey was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. In November 2017, he pleaded guilty to one count of child sex trafficking in exchange for the dropping of the other charges.

washingtonpost.com/…/former-oklahoma-state-senato…

Republican Minnesota State Representative Jim Knoblach Drops Out Of Race After Daughter Says He Molested Her For More Than Ten Years 22 Sep 2018

washingtonpost.com/…/lawmaker-quits-race-after-da…

Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida.

offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/…/flyer.jsf?pe…

Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.

…org.uk/…/ex-county-commissioner-admits-sexual-ab…

Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation.

www.poconorecord.com/article/…/204260334

Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edison_Misla_Aldarondo

Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Giordano

Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl.

archive.easyreadernews.com/…/rb Shortridge.php

Republican Senator Strom Thurmond, a notable racist, had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond

Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile.

Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl.

nytimes.com/…/embroiled-first-selectman-takes-lea…

Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail.

nytimes.com/…/teen-ager-in-ohio-testifies-to-sex-…

Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.

washingtonpost.com/…/5af2adf0-bec8-4a10-b061-014d…

Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.

www.thenewblackmagazine.com/view.aspx?index=437

Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child.

westword.com/…/randy-ankeney-suit-that-could-free…

Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Crane

Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.

nytimes.com/…/journal-beverly-russell-s-prayers.h…

Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bauman

Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped.

www.njherald.com/article/20060510/…/305109971

Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD.

arktimes.com/…/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals…

Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.

Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media.

nytimes.com/…/politics-the-senate-maine-candidate…

Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him.

thedp.com/…/brother_stephen_convicted_of_soliciti…

Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl.

houstonpress.com/…/jon-matthews-conservative-talk…

Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her.

Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison.

culteducation.com/…/6514-man-in-notorious-sex-cas…

Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl.

www.semissourian.com/story/57773.html

Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy.

arktimes.com/…/the-latest-republican-sex-scandals…

Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children).

chattanoogan.com/…/Tennessee-Legislator-Commits-S…

Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl.

en.wikipedia.org/…/John_Burt_(anti-abortion_activ…)

Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child.

the.honoluluadvertiser.com/…/hawaii710080338.html

Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl.

caselaw.findlaw.com/…/1113050.html

Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters.

lasvegassun.com/…/assembly-candidate-gardner-rule…

Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy.

dailykos.com/…/-Republican-adulterer-accused-rapi…

Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison.

www.wgal.com/article/…/6189408

Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000.

www.salem-news.com/…/repub_scandals_10_17_07.php

Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession.

www.dailykos.com/stories/2006/9/30/251895/-

Missouri House member faces expulsion after investigation finds he sexually, physically abused his children washingtonpost.com/…/rick-roeber-abuse-missouri-h…

Kansas House member Mark Samsel was arrested on charges of misdemeanor battery after getting into a physical altercation with a student while substitute teaching. Videos show Samsel focusing most of his attention on one male student. Samsel “put hands on the student” and allegedly kneed him in the crotch.

www.kansascity.com/news/…/article251069219.html

And then there’s the vast majority of the Wiki list:

…wikipedia.org/…/List_of_federal_political_sex_sc…

Bytemeister , in my precious!

Yep. My last landlord did this. Kept half of our deposit. Said that our rabbits damaged the carpet, and that we didn’t clean it.

Well that didn’t sit well with me, since my rabbits can’t ingest synthetic fibers, or they’ll fucking die, so we militantly kept the off the carpet. Also, I was scrubbing the damn baseboards of that shithole at 2AM, like hell I didn’t clean it.

So I went in and complained, asked for photos and a description of the areas that weren’t cleaned, and the damaged carpet. Leasing company said that it was a mis-entry in their system and they would correct it. 2 days later I get a check for the deposit… and half of it is missing. Reasons for withholding : Standard cleaning fees, and pet treatment. So again I go and ask them, What the actual fuck. They said it was standard, everyone pays it.

So I pulled the pet addendum, no cleaning fee for small mammals (as in, not a cat or a dog) and, per the law in my state, the landlord is not allowed to withhold any part of the deposit for normal wear and tear and standard procedures. And… there was no mention of this in the lease that we both signed.

So I send them back a letter breaking down the language of the lease, the law, and advised that I will get my full deposit back, or I will seek damages for them unlawfully withholding my deposit. I also advised them that a small claims court could force them to produce records of all the other tenants they pulled this shit on.

They wrote me a check right there.

DessertStorms ,
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This is great that you managed to do that (genuinely), but most renters don't have the time, energy, knowledge and/or confidence to fight against this kind of crap, nor should we have to (not saying you even implied we do, just saying).

Fuck landlords.

Bytemeister ,

In a funny twist of fate, I’m actually renting from the same company again. It will be interesting to see if they try to pull the same bullshit again. If they do, I’ll probably take the morning to deliver some flyers about tenants rights, the applicable state law, and the pattern of exploitative behavior they are exhibiting.

DessertStorms ,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Do that either way, sounds like a fantastic thing to do for your community!

Bytemeister ,

Same company, different management. Best thing I can do for my community right now is catch the serial dog shit ditchers who keep leaving “gifts” in my side yard.

Just gotta get the damn camera sensitivity set correctly.

DessertStorms ,
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Ew, good luck with that lol

Do the other thing too though (or something similar, if you're able and safe to, of course), strengthening community, and the individuals in it with knowledge is so beneficial.

afox ,

Lived in a home for just under 4 years. Moved out of state. Several months later I get a vicious call demanding 2700 dollars usd for damaged carpet and a “smell”. I was young and dumb at the time and didn’t think I had any recourse. Being thousands of miles away and the threat of legal crap at a young age is daughting. Fuck landlords. We are very clean people.

DocBlaze , (edited ) in makes you think

as a millennial I’m pleased to finally be able to declare an out of touch zoomer (gen z) meme. who does coke and then sits quietly in the corner of the wafflehouse with their hands folded like a saint lol

TheGoldenGod ,
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Maybe that’s how they think the rest of world perceives it? Meanwhile, in the real world they’re talking like the guy from the old Micromachine’s commercials.

robo ,

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  • collegefurtrader ,

    Would it not? Serious question, never done coke

    jscummy ,

    It does but you’d have to do a lot more

    TheYear2525 ,

    The trick is to mix it with heroin.

    TheGoldenGod ,
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    I think that’s called a speedball, no?

    instamat ,

    I will take a dozen, please

    dulce_3t_decorum_3st ,
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    When you normalise an addictive stimulant, you do all kinds of seemingly innocuous things while fucked up.

    moody ,

    Perhaps they have ADHD. But anyway, you would instantly know something is wrong the second you taste it. Coffee tastes downright sickly sweet in comparison.

    EherVielleicht OP ,

    It’s his first time and he thinks about it…
    He is in a thinking loop.
    The jerking hour is afterwards…

    dojan , in I'm not like other skeletons
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    Best I can do is a picture of my clothes with no me on.

    Franzia ,

    Now that’s an interesting nude.

    dojan ,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    I could make this happen but I think everyone would get depressed seeing my choice of clothing. Ha.

    It’s not that I don’t have a fashion sense, it’s just that I don’t know where to find the clothes I like, and lack the confidence to properly search.

    Franzia ,

    😢 I hope you find your look. If you make a post on a fashion community, I’d like to see if I can help you find what you’re looking for.

    GrammatonCleric , in Thanks Jake
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Fuck, now everyone’s going to do it more just to spite him

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