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EherVielleicht , in How though?

I am angleless…

RoquetteQueen , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

The entitlement of the edgy childfree people (not all childfree people; most of you are cool) is hilarious. Screeching about entitled parents daring to take their children in public because they (the edgy childfree people) are entitled to being perfectly comfortable at all times. The irony is amazing.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

People shouldn’t even be reproducing anymore is the thing. Unless the parents are millionaires those kids are completely fucked later in life

Dinsmore ,

I mean, shouldn’t this really a call for the abolition of capitalism, not the abolition of the human race?

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

We’re overpopulated, so no. If the earth were healthy, not having rising sea levels detracting habitable lands, weather that wasn’t ruining crops, and the list goes on… we could easily handle this many people and more. But uh, not so much right now. Food shortages are coming.

Dr_pepper_spray ,

Whatever dead-ender. Just mind your business and leave everyone else alone.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Having kids is the most selfish thing you can do. I’m never going to stop reminding people of this.

Dr_pepper_spray ,

There’s no law against ranting and raving.

ursakhiin ,

As a child free adult, I don’t mind that kids are on planes. I mind if the parents aren’t making sure they behave.

Too many times I’ve had a kid scream at me for my attention and their parents just ignore it.

PseudoSpock ,
@PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh that would stop real quick. Travel with terrifying (yet legal!) things to show them.

r1veRRR ,

It is not about taking them to public places and you damn well know that! It’s putting them into a metal tube with a lot of stressors and ruining the flight of many many other people just because you couldn’t be bothered to take a break from flying for the first 2-3 years of their life.

RoquetteQueen ,

Lol you guys are ridiculous. Get over yourself. My family has to miss several years of anything that requires a plane so YOU don’t have to be mildly inconvenienced for half an hour? Sure, bud.

DefinitelyNotBirds , in Le Neymar goes to Saudi Arabia
@DefinitelyNotBirds@lemmy.ml avatar

I wish more rich people liked submarines more than football

Flyberius , in How though?
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Magnets

papajohn , in How though?

I don’t know how to comment when I see this. I want to talk about how this works, but most people know how this works. So I don’t know why its a thing. Its funny though.

Mana ,

I would like to hear an actual explanation. I don’t know shit about light physics but my attempt to explain it is that the trajectory of the light is such that it reflects off of the egg into your eyes and that it is this trajectory that is reflected in the mirror.

fristislurper ,
@fristislurper@feddit.nl avatar

I mean, yeah, basically. It’s really not very complicated.

Ghost33313 ,
@Ghost33313@kbin.social avatar

My wife was having a brain fart once and knew there was a logical reason but couldn't figure it out atm. So I drew a diagram top down geometry class style. Set her straight just like that. It's just the light bouncing at an angle so that you can see what is on the front of the paper.

dreadgoat ,
@dreadgoat@kbin.social avatar

This particular version is more about the characters depicted (Denji and Power from Chainsaw Man), who are famous for being endearingly stupid.

The more earnest versions you tend to see on TikTok are mostly posted by, or at least targeted at, actual kids who don't yet understand how vision works. Nobody on Lemmy is under the age of 30.

Osku ,

I am 29 ;)

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah to be young again

some_guy ,

Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.

Broccoli ,
@Broccoli@lemmy.world avatar

Begone, thot

Veraxus ,
@Veraxus@kbin.social avatar

Me too!

I've been 29 for over a decade.

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is the way

8BitRoadTrip ,

nobody on Lemmy is under the age of 30

My brother in Christ why did this turn into a personal attack?! 😂

Ichipurka ,

I’m 23 =)

Venat0r ,

You must be wise beyond your years. 😂

DarkMatter_contract ,

25

TheKrzyk ,
@TheKrzyk@lemmy.world avatar

I’m 2E! Do I really need to wait 2 years to use it?

pulverizedcoccyx ,

Man if you’re hexadecimal years old then go right ahead, use it now.

SwampYankee ,

He’s been okay to use it for 16 years.

Nexz ,

16 is wrong, as that would be 10. 2E = 46

myrrh ,

19 gang

bmovement ,

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  • Ichipurka ,

    what did you Jusuis fdickow say

    SteveXVII ,

    18

    atocci ,
    @atocci@kbin.social avatar

    I'm only 24 but I'm on Kbin I guess so you got me there

    wetnoodle ,
    @wetnoodle@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    24 yo here!

    AeroRake ,

    Haha ill do you one better I am 22.

    wallmenis ,

    21yo here : )

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    Me who’s reading this at the age of 21

    KingJalopy ,

    Hello past!

    HamBrick ,

    I didn’t realize the lemmy demographic and how I’m very much not it

    PRUSSIA_x86 ,

    Greetings fellow kids adults.

    Zetta ,

    I’m 24, I can’t believe you’d accuse me of such a thing.

    JimmyDean ,

    Nobody on Lemmy is under the age of 30.

    Although I might feel 30 sometimes, I’ll have you know I’m a ripe 28 & ¾

    MickeySwitcherooney ,

    I’m also 28 and three quarters. Weird.

    koorool ,

    Wow, we already have enough for an average lemmy community.

    HurlingDurling ,

    Insert feel old gif

    Melonenbaum ,

    My age has been overestimated but never by 13 year.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Get out of here you literal baby!

    Number358 ,

    I’m 15 lol

    original_ish_name , (edited )

    I’m way under the age of 30

    duckywastaken ,

    Hey! I’m 16 >:C

    SwampYankee ,

    You’re over 30 in spirit. Welcome to the club, here’s some ibuprofen.

    duckywastaken ,

    Not saying no to some free ibuprofen :D

    Fissionami OP ,
    @Fissionami@lemmy.ml avatar

    Hey I’m less than 25 :)

    maniacal_gaff ,

    40s here.

    ElPussyKangaroo ,

    I… I’m under 30. 🥹

    Holzkohlen ,

    Same here… barely

    MonsiuerPatEBrown , in The effects of aging

    Thank the gods for Bessie …

    skyler , (edited ) in How though?
    @skyler@lemmy.world avatar

    Funny comic, but wow that compression looks awful.

    Here’s the source: https://twitter.com/giganticbuddha/status/1652009277429563393?s=20

    And here’s the follow up comic: https://twitter.com/giganticbuddha/status/1654184641555832834

    NotSpez ,

    That 100kb limit really gets to some of these memes

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    I would want to see that but I don’t want to give twitter my data

    Fuck elon and fuck spez

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    I wonder if nitter is working again, going to try it

    ~~farside.link/nitter/…/1652009277429563393?s=20~~

    ~~farside.link/nitter/…/1654184641555832834~~

    No it’s not working unfortunately

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    Found the artists danbooru for anyone who doesn’t want to use twitter

    danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6263391?q=giganticbuddha

    danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=giganticbuddha

    secret301 ,

    Thank

    Lucidlethargy ,

    Thank you so much for this. I really hate giving that website views. Nobody should be using Twitter in 2023.

    postmeridiem ,
    @postmeridiem@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz avatar

    It also loads like absolute shit

    Steveanonymous ,
    @Steveanonymous@lemmy.world avatar

    Poor Aki

    Kon those idiots

    Fissionami OP ,
    @Fissionami@lemmy.ml avatar

    Thank you! Updated the post 👌

    Haus , in Especially if i haven't had coffee yet
    @Haus@kbin.social avatar

    Did freaking awesome writing a resignation letter and removing the part where I sound like The Joker after a particularly vexing day.

    dansity , in A tale as old as time

    I know its a lie so I always ask my friends if we are going to have one kind of beer.

    eochaid , in The effects of aging
    @eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

    Me at 21 vs Me in my late 30s after my equilibrium dies and over 10 years of office/tech sector work without changing my 20-something diet - after changing my diet to rabbit food and adding exercise, yoga, and regular hiking trips and finally managing to lose some of the initial weight gain.

    jwu ,
    @jwu@lemmy.ml avatar

    after my equilibrium dies

    Metabolism?

    eochaid ,
    @eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

    Whoops…yes. But to be fair, my equilibrium sucks too.

    tracy , in I’m sorry Miss Jackson
    @tracy@lemmy.nz avatar

    Still actually laugh out loud, not just breathe out through my nose, every time I remember this exists.

    TrustingZebra , in Did I miss something cool?

    I like being L8, don’t H8.

    VikingHippie ,

    Well I’m not hating you for TARDINESS right now…

    appel , in The effects of aging

    Gabe, is that you?

    quicksand ,

    Lmao I thought the same thing. Russell Crowe = Gabe Newell. It’s been a conspiracy the whole time

    generalpotato , in As an owner of children, I approve this message

    JFC, some of these responses here about people with children “should” do this or that. This is precisely why Reddit and most social media is cancer and people filled with 0 social and life skills.

    Parents shouldn’t have to do anything. If you have an issue with a crying child, the onus is on you to find another space for yourself to make yourself comfortable instead of mandating what other people should/should not do.

    Does that mean that parents should let their kids run around? Hell no. But this also means that you stop acting like another baby and find a way to adjust just like everyone else incl other parents.

    SloppyPuppy ,

    Internet thinks that parents with children should stay home in shame and never leave the house.

    Flights are not comfortable by design, people dont always donit for the fun. Sometime you really have to take a flight even if you dont want to. Parents too.

    generalpotato ,

    I’m of the opinion that parents deserve more of a break because they are technically paying more too, but that would ruffle some feathers here ;-)

    Honytawk ,

    Why do you think you are entitled to more just because of money?

    generalpotato ,

    Try buying food without money.

    Noodlez ,

    JFC, some of these responses here about I ‘should’ do this or that. This is precisely why Reddit and most social media is cancer and people filled with 0 social and life skills.

    I shouldn’t have to do anything. If you have an issue with my crying child, the onus is on you to find another space for yourself to make yourself comfortable instead of mandating what other people should/should not do.

    Does that mean that parents should let their kids run around? Hell no. But this also means that you stop acting like another baby and find a way to adjust just like everyone else incl other parents."

    FTFY. The problem with this argument is it’s just as self-centered as the others. If your child starts crying or throwing a fit, go to the bathroom or something, soothe it, and come back. It’s not that hard. If your child isn’t poorly behaved, it won’t cause any other problems. Don’t let your child bother other people by being a nuissance. It’s not on them it’s not their child.

    generalpotato ,

    Case in point. Jfc again.

    southsamurai , in Poor kitty.
    @southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That cat sure gets around. Tux, tuxie, whatever his name is. Him and his girlfriend Socks are everywhere

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