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Jamie , in 2023-08-09.jpg
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I enforce ISO 8601 for the shared storage in my office. Before I got there, files were kinda stored in all kinds of formats, but mostly month first.

I tell the person under me she can store her files in her user any way she wants, but if it goes into shared storage, it’s ISO 8601. I even have a folder in there called !Date format: YYYY-MM-DD Description to help anyone else remember.

Samsy OP ,

Oh that’s a good idea. Thx.

Rootiest ,

Haha I did the same.

It was the Wild West, no standard, everyone used their own date format all in the same shared storage.

I’ve got most of the office doing it correctly now

TooMuchDog , in Lego Loss

God damn that’s the first loss meme in years that’s actually made me laugh

thisbenzingring , in And it's time to shed some blood

what a weird stock photo, I wonder what the rest of the series looked like

tdawg ,

Imagine being on set when this picture was taken

hoch ,

“Uhhh you said this is for Getty Images, right?”

“Yes, now shut up and let him spit in your mouth.”

Severed_Fate , in Primes

2 is a prime though isn’t it

Gap ,

It is but if feels wrong

csfirecracker ,

Yes, but it’s the only even one. Making him the odd man out

ipha , (edited )
@ipha@lemmy.world avatar

It pretends to be prime and we all go along with it to avoid hurting its feeling.

Rekonok , in Wait hol'up
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

Funfact: the baby splaying his arm is foreshadowing the end of the book but I would not spoil it

VikingHippie ,

You mean the crazy Mormon ending, the crazy JW ending or the crazy original ending?

Rekonok ,
@Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

The vanilla - I have to try the DLC and the mods

VikingHippie ,

Not worth the money if you ask me. You should try the new Reality 19 instead. I hear it has several cow levels and everything!

Decoy321 , in What did you just say to the kids?

You might not even make it to retirement age.

LilDestructiveSheep ,
@LilDestructiveSheep@lemmy.world avatar

I hope I never reach that - can’t afford to be alive then.

Izzgo ,

I hope I never reach that - can’t afford to be alive then.

Same. And I'm 69. Got a few good working years left, then....

LilDestructiveSheep ,
@LilDestructiveSheep@lemmy.world avatar

What is the average retirement age in your area?

Izzgo ,

Average? I'm not sure. Expected is 65 though. I'm in US, and collecting my meager social security benefits. Recently reduced my work week to 40-45 most weeks

WarmSoda ,

How’s your 401k looking? I checked mine recently and there wasn’t Jack shit in it.

It was like opening a box of disillusionment.

Izzgo ,

401k? I heard about those.....

LilDestructiveSheep ,
@LilDestructiveSheep@lemmy.world avatar

You work that much of hours a week? Oh my… still with your age? It’s a shame. I hope that soon things will work out for you and a nice and deserved retirement waiting. Thumbs pressed!

Izzgo ,

Kind of you thanks :) Actually my health remains solid and I enjoy my work, so it's not so bad.

AzuleBlade ,

I’m hoping suicide booths are a thing by the time I retire, something like in Futurama. I’ll just blow all my savings on a yearlong worldwide cruise or something and then call it a life. The other option is moving to a 2nd world country with universal healthcare to make it stretch, the first option sounds more fun though to be honest.

Maddie , in Holy Mother Forkin Shirtballs
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Spez is a fire squid

Squids ,

What’s wrong with squids :(

akariii ,

beetlejuicing

ubermeisters , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

I’m with the commenter. I hate that someone seeded this in my brain ever.

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Come on. Do it, pussy.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

You know it goes in easily.

Given its shape it could also fit in other parts of the body but might be hard to remove.

I suppose if you get it stuck elsewhere you could use a socket to screw into the bulb and extract it

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

That's...not the worst idea I've ever heard...

Mouselemming ,

The worse version doesn’t include unplugging the lamp

axont , in Abe-sama gives advice

japan-cool

Shinzo Abe was a clown and Japan’s abortion laws are draconian.

ElHexo ,

Oral contraceptives were legalized in 1999.

Metaright , in Five Guys
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I don't get it.

BowtiesAreCool ,

The phrase in parentheses is explaining that he wants a burger and not to have sexual relations with 5 men. It acts as an “anti” circle like the anti sea bear circle in the SpongeBob episode. So using the phrase to communicate that he wants a burger and not hot steamy man on man on man on man on man on man sex, clarifies to the reader that the author is not gay.

Lexam ,

I get that but who is the third character with SpongeBob and Patrick?

KLISHDFSDF ,
@KLISHDFSDF@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s the sea bear [0] who can’t cross the anti-sea-bear circle [1].

[0] spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Sea_bear

[1] spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-sea-bear_circle

JackbyDev , (edited )

Five guys actually sounds good rn

Sounds like you want sexual relations with five men.

The image shows a reference to the sea bear episode of SpongeBob. Sea bears refuse to go into sea bear circles. The joke is that even just specifically saying “the burger chain” in parentheses is enough to keep bears (big bay men) at bay.

HurlingDurling ,

Well he did say he was going to Dicks afterwards

mruniverse , in OMG

The drivers who will stop and talk to each other on a two lane road are even worse. They see they are blocking traffic in both directions but keep talking.

EqMinMax ,
@EqMinMax@lemmy.world avatar

Gosh, I thought this was a thing only in my area.

jscummy ,

I don’t even acknowledge people I know when I’m driving, let alone roll down the window and block traffic to talk to them

KuroJ ,

This literally happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I even honked the horn and they just ignored it and kept talking like they were the only ones on the road. Some people are just so oblivious.

Uniquitous ,

Gods yes, fuck those people!! Jerks, the lot of 'em.

Flanhare , in Toss a coin to your witcher

It is the worst thing about the games. I hate having to loot so much.

MonkderZweite ,

Eh, commoner loot in Witcher is mostly chunk anyway.

Btw, there’s an auto-loot mod.

WtfEvenIsExistence , in Mental health meter

What trash can? I never had one…

oh wait… I am the trash can… 🥲

OberonSwanson ,
@OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn. I felt this one…

dan1101 ,

I 8 the trash can.

ZombieZookeeper , in OMG

Pretty sure the people saying this behavior is okay are the same people who like to slam their seats into people’s knees on airplanes.

lazyslacker ,

Ok I’ll bite. Fully reclining my seat shouldn’t be something that’s looked down on. The person slamming their knees into the back of my seat preventing me from fully reclining should be more looked down on. The reason is that reclining doesn’t intrinsically interfere with anyone else, but pushing your knees into someone else’s seat absolutely does.

All passengers have the same and equal freedom to recline their seat if they choose, except for the people in the emergency exit rows of course. It’s part of what you’re paying for when you buy the ticket. If that interferes with the knees of the person behind me that’s not my problem. The designers of the seats should ensure that fully reclining the seat doesn’t reduce knee room for the person behind me. The airline constructed this scenario all by themselves and if there’s a problem with it they should solve it themselves. I shouldn’t be asked to sacrifice my comfort on a flight I paid for (just like everyone else did) because they failed to do that.

If we’re really insistent that this is somehow not 100% the airline’s problem, I’d next argue that if you don’t have enough knee room in a regular seat with the person in front of you fully reclined, then you’re literally too big for that seat. You should buy a “comfort plus” ticket. The airline should force you to do so.

VoxAdActa ,
@VoxAdActa@kbin.social avatar

I'm 6'5". I'd love to hear your suggestions for what I should do with my legs when you recline your seat. Do you think I can just take them off? Am I supposed to sit sideways with my legs in the lap of the person next to me? Am I supposed to do Yoga for a year before I get on a plane, so I can spread my knees out 180 degrees from each other and you can lay your head on my dick?

I'm not "slamming my knees into the back of your seat". They simply exist where you're trying to be, and the fundamental properties of matter are causing them to collide. You can be as pissed about your comfort as you want to be, but it's not going to change my knees into ethereal ghost knees so your seat can lean back.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
biddy ,

Recline yourself. It’s literally the only solution. Once one person reclines, everyone has to.

BigBootyBoy ,
@BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Until it gets to the fat person at least

biddy ,

Why would a fat person be unable to recline?

snowe ,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

Probably best you instead get seats with more leg room rather than blaming it on people leaning their seats back. Just like larger people should be buying two seats per airline rules, it’s just easier to either get an exit row seat or pay extra for a row with more room.

biddy ,

Recline yourself. It’s literally the only solution. Once one person reclines, everyone has to.

lazyslacker ,

People of all sizes are entitled to use the facilities they paid for equally. The airline should provide a solution for you, not the other passengers. You should patronize airlines that fulfill your needs and not patronize the ones that don’t. I actually like the ultra low cost carriers that have solved this by simply not allowing the seats to be reclined.

funkless_eck ,

I’ll go one step further.

it’s nice to talk to your friends when you see them out and about

even if you have children

I am ready for my downvotes now

ShustOne ,

But how will we stay outraged if people are allowed to talk?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not the talking that’s the problem, it’s the flagrant disregard for being in other peoples’ way. Move to the side of the damn aisle.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s fine just have some sense of spatial awareness and move to one side of the fucking aisle

socsa ,

Counterpoint: the constant risk of seeing people I know every time I leave the house is why I developed an anxiety disorder living in a small town.

Hextic ,

Move aside

Pyr_Pressure ,

Unless it’s 9pm on an overnight flight you shouldn’t be reclining you seat.

Anyone reclining their seat to take a nap on a 2-3 hour flight is a dick, because the nap is not necessary. It’s just preventing the person behind from being able to use the table tray or read or watch their movie or work on their project in their laptop because their already limited space becomes unusable.

socsa ,

It also does absolutely jack shit in terms of comfort or sleep. People are obsessed with their half centimeter of recline for the same reason they are obsessed with cutting through side streets to avoid a single stoplight - because it is a petulant display of pointless sovereignty for miserable henpecked assholes.

snowe ,
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You clearly don’t have many health problems. Not reclining the seat makes my arthritis flare up so bad I can barely walk, due to many airlines making their seats pretty much vertical. And if it didn’t make things more comfortable then why in the world would people even bother leaning their seats back at all? Have you ever considered maybe you’re the outlier here?

Rolive ,

Just try to communicate with the person behind you if they’re okay with you reclining… Usually it’s no big deal on long flights .

ZombieZookeeper ,

Unfortunate to see the entitled assholes made the trip over from Reddit. I paid for the amount of space I have.

zwekihoyy ,

there is a difference between something being the airlines responsibility, and you still having some form of etiquette and thought for others when said airline wont fix the issue.

just because it shouldn’t be your problem doesn’t mean it isn’t. absolute individualism is a curse

lazyslacker ,

If we acquiesce and make up for the airline’s failures by taking matters into our own hands, that just enables the airline to continue to not fix the issue. It’s the same thing as tipping at restaurants. We have to tip because the staff don’t get paid enough otherwise. The restaurant is passing off their shortcomings to the customers. The system only works because we agree to participate in it.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

“but what about MY comfort” says the insufferable assholes who make everyone less comfortable by reclining on a plane. Like they’re the only ones uncomfortable on a plane and they’re the only ones smart enough to figure it out.

No, you aren’t the smart one who figured it out and everyone else are NPCs, you aren’t the main character, you’re the asshole of the story.

Thedogspaw ,

Depending on how tired I am I might just recline and let you be mad while I get a nice couple hours sleep in

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Seems like you know what you are then and how your actions are seen by so there’s no point in continuing here.

lazyslacker ,

So the seat is there and it can be reclined but I’m not allowed to recline it because… courtesy? What if there just happens to be nobody sitting behind me? Should I still not recline as a gesture of solidarity to the people who feel social pressure not to recline? The airline is at fault if we’re going through these mental calculations. Every passenger should feel free and unencumbered to use 100% of the facilities on the plane they paid for. The airline should ensure it. They’ve failed to keep their passengers comfortable if they don’t. The blame for that shouldn’t be passed to other passengers.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Yes, airlines literally have failed to keep customers comfortable, that’s the entire point. Zero people are comfortable on that flight, and everyone knows that when someone reclines back into them it becomes even less comfortable. You aren’t making your experience better, you’re making someone else’s worse. The airline failed by making seats uncomfortable, and you’re making a bad situation worse for the person behind you.

Just because you can do things does not mean that you aren’t an asshole for doing those things. You’re allowed to block aisles in a grocery store, to go slower than the speed limit, to buy the last two packages of cookies when you know the person next to you also wants one, you’re allowed to do lot’s of things in life. It doesn’t mean you’re not an asshole for doing it. (In fact the entitled attitude you have without a care for anyone else kinda really drives home that you are)

If no one is behind you then recline away.

lazyslacker ,

Reclining certainly does make my experience better.

I refuse to accept responsibility for the consequences of a scenario that I didn’t create.

Ideally the airline should simply make it so that the seats can’t recline.

hypelightfly ,

Enjoy getting kicked repeatedly then. If you don't like it it's not the person kicking you who is responsible you can talk to the airline if you don't like it.

lazyslacker ,

Actually you’re right, it’s that person’s prerogative to try to make themselves as comfortable as possible with the resources they’ve been given. They shouldn’t care about my comfort just as I do not care about theirs.

DesolateMood ,

I suppose it’s commendable that you are sticking to your guns, but holy shit I would hate to meet you in real life

lazyslacker ,

I think I’m a pretty normal person. Unremarkable.

jtmetcalfe ,

Ok I’ll bite. Blocking the whole aisle at the grocery store shouldn’t be something that’s looked down on. The person rudely interrupting my conversation should be more looked down on. The reason is that having a conversation doesn’t intrinsically interfere with anyone else, but interrupting us and walking in front of us absolutely does.

All shoppers have the same and equal freedom to have a conversation if they choose, except for the people without friends of course. If that interferes with the shopping of the person trying to get by me that’s not my problem. The designers of the grocery stores should ensure that the aisles are wider so they can get by me. The grocery store constructed this scenario all by themselves and if there’s a problem with it they should solve it themselves. I shouldn’t be asked to sacrifice my conversation when I’m buying groceries (just like everyone else) because they failed to do that.

If we’re really insistent that this is somehow not 100% the grocery store’s problem, I’d next argue that if you don’t have enough room to get by in a regular row, then you’re literally too big for that store. You should go fuck yourself. The grocery should force you to do so.

lazyslacker ,

I 100% agree with you.

TimewornTraveler ,

have you tried saying excuse me and not being a whiny little shit

ZombieZookeeper ,

Have you tried getting out in the world and not trying to compensate for a micropenis by looking tough on Lemmy?

TimewornTraveler ,

I’m not being tough… it’s literally just “excuse me” come the fuck on

SuddenDownpour , in Accurate

You guys skip the story? You don’t want to know what kind of negotiation did they go through for the AC technician to accept a carnal payment from the hot MILF??? Or how is he going to explain the situation to his boss???

TheProtagonist ,

Isn’t this the scene with Karl Hungus from “Logjammin’”?

ultimate_question ,

The story is ludicrous

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