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SnotFlickerman , in Tis the Season
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The reason for the season is banging babay.

theguardian.com/…/risk-of-penile-fractures-rises-…

AlfredEinstein ,

Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

God bless us. Every one.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Twelve rimmers rimming Eleven pipers piping Ten pervs a-creeping Nine ladies stripping Eight tits a-milking Seven edgers edging Six freaks roleplaying FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS

Restaldt ,

4 strap ons

3 holes in everyone

2 vibrators

And a broken cock for Christmass

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You can break your penis???

CalicoJack ,

You can, and it hurts about as much as you’d imagine it would.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I’m scared

vexikron ,
A_Very_Big_Fan , in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

I’ve literally never met someone who claimed we actually live in a simulation though

User_4272894 ,

Musk said it in Rogan a few weeks ago, and it became a justified belief overnight. It had huge flaws in logic when he said it, and no one who is parroting the talking point today is thinking beyond “the real life Ironman says we live in the matrix”.

DriftinGrifter ,

If you take your opinion from either of those sources I really can’t help you they aren’t representative of what the majority or anyone worth their shit thinks

K0W4LSK1 ,
@K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pretty sure simulation theory has been around since the late 80s. Just not in the main media zeitgeist anymore like when matrix came out so Elon just revived it in mainstream media

anticommon ,

The whole simulation theory stems from observations about how fast technology is advancing as a whole, and kind of plays hand in hand with the fermi paradox. Either we are a special advanced civilisation that will continue to advance until we could in theory simulate an entire species/planet/civilisation or whatever or we are doomed to die out before we can advance enough to achieve either that goal or potentially other goals such as building replicating space exploration technology that might be capable of exploring/consuming/adulterating part of the galaxy or even the galaxy as a whole.

Both theories are basically an extrapolation of our current technological progression with some large assumptions made about the way things in this universe operate as a whole. I don’t think they are particularly far fetched, but I also don’t really see much evidence to support either being a possibility, except maybe the whole we are fucking up our ecosystem and heading towards some type of collapse before we get too advanced parts of the fermi paradox.

Another theory that I’ve heard which is really just a statistics thing is that it’s most likely that we are an average civilisation that lasts an average amount of time in an average part of the galaxy and that it’s likely we are right about in the middle of the total number of humans that has or will ever exist (about 100 billion came before us, probably another 100 billion to go) which could be a couple centuries or millenia left of human reign over planet Earth.

All being said, it’s pretty likely that since the future hasn’t happened yet we just won’t know how it all turns out until it does. We’re all just as uncertain as anybody else, and whoever preaches the gospel of kingdom come is just as ignorant as you and I.

Cannacheques ,

Meh, when we find big space monoliths or mega structures in the asteroid belts we’ll probably feel a lot less special

Cannacheques ,

Sounds like someone saw the devil in a screen during a brief but short psychosis and then extended this idea into his own depersonalisation/derealization experience of his whole life

Yeah not the first to think something like that, kind of like people once thought their whole lives were a dream lol

User_4272894 ,

I mean, Descartes had brain in a vat theories well before the 1980s, and Plato’s allegory of the cave is fundamentally the same. My position was that “the reason we’re talking about it again all of a sudden is because one idiot got on the podcast of another idiot and poorly explained it to the throngs of their uncritical fans”.

darcy OP ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

yeah its a strawman (checkmate athiest)

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

I cast ignite.

DanVctr ,

Strawman rolled a nat 20 on its DEX save, takes no damage sorry

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

I light our table on fire I hate this DM

stoned_ape ,

Natural 20s don’t matter except on attack rolls RAW

Scrappy ,

I cast manual breathing

ramius345 ,

I cast testicular torsion!

Russellbush ,

I saw a theory by some physicists that there is some evidence we may be a hologram but I’m not smart enough to understand exactly what that means. Sounds neat

Caboose12000 ,

I’m also not smart enough to understand it completely but I think they meant something strange could be happening with dimensions (think Flatlanders) rather than us being a computer program. anyone with more understanding please elaborate tho

Natanael ,

There’s an argument that because some of the physical limits we see around entropy density (due to singularities) are proportional to the area of a sphere around the volume, together with math indicating it’s possible to translate physics in a 3D volume to a 2D surface, the whole universe might be a projection from the 2D surface of a sphere

Dutczar ,
@Dutczar@sopuli.xyz avatar

It’s a hell of coincidence that this is the second time I heard of this, the first being 2 days ago in a video game. Said video game is full of crackpot conspiracies though.

naevaTheRat ,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah that doesn’t mean we’re running on an alien projector. Science communication of theoretical physics is horrible.

Anytime you find yourself getting excited about some galaxy brain SciFi stuff just clap out some chalk board erasers and inhale the dust. That’s about how pleasant and exciting theoretical physics is (and how worth doing, fight me you keyboard tapping nerds) and it should help you get in the mood for appreciating findings.

Omega_Haxors ,

You have a level of happiness most of us can only briefly imagine as being possible.

xarexyouxmadx , in When pressing the power button makes you powerless

Maybe it’s because I use Linux but I can’t relate (anymore). So glad I’ll never have to sit through another forced windows update 😌

paddirn , in Me, checking later than I should with my siblings

I only buy stuff for my sibling’s kids now. Buying christmas gifts for other adults is just kind of pointless unless you specifically find some sort of unique thing that you know they’ll like/need and wouldn’t have found on their own.

Muffi , in Trig

Trig is honestly the math I’ve used the most since finishing school. But to be fair, that is mostly because it’s useful as hell when doing game development as a hobby.

themelm ,

Or building some stairs or really a ton of shit. Basic trig is such a useful thing that it tells me people who complain about it have never built anything, virtual or physical.

MinekPo1 ,
@MinekPo1@lemmygrad.ml avatar

as I’ve said in a different comment , it sucks how little space school gives to recreational usage of the skills we learn . I deeply enjoy recreational linguistics , writing , yet school seldom gave me the tools I find useful , having to find them on my own , despite being thought them previously .

ILikeBoobies , in Colonial

They wouldn’t have seen that

Karlos_Cantana ,
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

Because they didn't have computers to show them that picture?

Kiosade ,

Ye

SuddenDownpour , in Oh No, anyway

Why are y’all in the comments trying to act like one or another universalist position has to fit like a sock to all situations? There are debates where one side is blatantly wrong and the other is blatantly correct, debates where one side is wrong and the other has some points right, debates where both sides have some points right, debates where both sides would do well to return to school and debates where no side can be objetively correct because they’re discussing something intrinsically subjective. The “enlightened centrist” meme is useful to mock the stupid position that “the truth is always in the middle”, but if you think you’re always going to find someone in any debate who has the right answer, you’re going to find yourself siding with stupid shit all the time.

rosymind ,

Yes! Can we pin this somewhere for new Lemmy users to read? I’m so over the right/wrong ONLY attitudes

ieightpi ,

It would be better if we taught people to be critical thinkers

lightnsfw ,

Differing opinions is not the same thing as misinformation.

TheBlue22 , in Official history of the world

Back in my day we worked 28 hours a day and didnt complain!!

(They put cocaine in coca cola and lead in the water)

lars OP ,

And the… non-WASPs knew their place. They loved it too in fact!

(I’m paraphrasing some actual things that actual people have actually said about the good old days (but I can’t remember their actual euphemisms (dysphemisms) for non-WASPs))

AngryCommieKender ,

The ones I grew up around called them heathens.

lars OP ,

It never occurred to me that I should be grateful to have heard “heathen” used only by history professors and sarcasts.

lars OP ,

…and could afford houses and food

lars OP ,

But now I sound like I’m wearing the same rose-tinted glasses as the folks I was making fun of

potpie ,

… as long as they were white.

atomicorange , in 6÷2(1+2)

Great write up! The answer is use parentheses or fractions and stop wasting everyone’s time 😅

wischi OP ,

That’s actually a great way of putting it 🤣

SmartmanApps ,
@SmartmanApps@programming.dev avatar

No it isn’t dotnet.social/

paddirn , (edited ) in Not such a conspiracy theory now

Ahh, you can trust the guy who single-hand-idly drove twitter into the ground and pushed a shit sheet metal meme car. He doesn’t know anything about anything, but you can trust him with brain surgery.

Really though, anyone that thinks this is a good idea and signs up for testing probably deserves the lobotomy they’re going to end up with.

rando895 ,

I mean, he knows loads about manipulating people and being rich. Does he bring value to society?

No.

Viking_Hippie ,

Nobody deserves this, not even Musk fan boys.

maxiuca ,

There is at least one fanboi in this thread that totally deserves it. Getting the implant should be required in order to allowed buy a Cybertruck. Dead drivers of apocalyptical death-cars are way less dangerous than the alive ones.

banneryear1868 , in America: Getting ready for another election. Rest of the world:

You know what, I’m just gonna say it. American’s stupid political situation will destroy the world. There I said it. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e5f8071a-f0b0-429f-b1a2-30bee1b9caff.png

dangblingus ,

Thank decades of education cuts.

Omega_Haxors ,

America has delusions of adequacy. They couldn’t even win a war against unarmed civilians. TWICE! You’re not that important.

killeronthecorner , in Just a lot of a word that hasn't aged all that well
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Woosh

Anticorp ,

This is the best reaction I’ve seen to this tired discussion.

doublejay1999 , in european stereotypes
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

What he was trying to politely say is “I’m not sharing my joint with vous

phoenixz , in Lies! Deception!

At first glance I thought these were towels on some rooftop and now I have the hardest time unseeing that

WhiteRaven22 ,
@WhiteRaven22@midwest.social avatar

Spanish towel roof.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I didn’t expect the Spanish towel roof.

LoamImprovement , in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

They’re efficient at maximizing profits for shareholders, usually at the expense of literally everyone else.

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