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Holy shit snacks! That sounds awesome!

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That's obvious. The question is how to stop them.

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All I need is Data to understand these wippersnappers? Where do I get one of those?

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Is there even anything worth watching on Prime? I haven't even looked at it in years.

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I didn't realize that was Jane Fonda, but I also watched that about 40 years ago.

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I wish I could have some time alone. I never have any time to myself.

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Maybe they are all of those things.

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I slipped something in your drink. Don't fight it. Just ride the wave.

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You just caused me to make a fatal error.

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I just dialed it and it said "the international number you dialed is not available".

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I'd also like to make her come.

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This article is a year old, but it's still possible to buy dumb tvs.

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You don't have to fuck Meta, but unfortunately Meta will still fuck you.

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I can barely ad single digit numbers, much less hominem.

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This site lists the ones that are and aren't federated with Threads. I don't know of a complete list of all the instances and all their federations, though.

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TIFIFY- "I have five unread semails".

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I was going to write a Star Wars sequel and then sue Disney for copyright infringement, until I heard this story.

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But the teams don't get the money, just the school and the coaches.

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Because they didn't have computers to show them that picture?

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Glad that won't happen to me. I was born on January 6th.

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Woodhouse is actually the one who narrated Twilight Zone, although Archer would sometimes make guest appearances. I think OP is trying to say that nobody will remember that.

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Do they own as much as Bill Gates?

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I wish there was a way to stop ads on Roku. I'd rather watch on my TV, but my phone doesn't have ads, so I usually use it.

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They're all gay. That's why I stick with my Atari 2600.

Alright, I'm gonna "take one for the team" -- what is with the "downvote-happy" users lately?

Title. “lmao internet points” and all, but what is the point of participating in a community that sees assumptions and other commonly non-harmful commentaries/posts as “bad” this easily? Do folks in here are really that needy of self-validation, even if it means seeking such from something completely insignificant like...

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Why are so many people suddenly worried about down votes? They don't matter. You get nothing for a lot of upvotes, and you get nothing for a lot of downvotes. If you're so concerned about votes, I think that's a serious issue that you need to overcome, or you're going to have a very hard time in life.

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They were trying to prove that injecting rat urine into a watermelon will prevent it from being stolen. They probably need to rework their hypothesis.

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How hard did he have to pull on them?

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You never, ever, ever violate the prime directive, unless you really want to.

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Nowhere in the article did it mention what the apps were. I'd just like to know what they are so I can avoid them.

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Die

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Can you post a pic of yourself with a banana for scale?

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I guess he just couldn't take it anymore.

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Every self checkout I've used has a hand scanner. Scanning your own things is so much faster. I fail to understand why people whose job it is to check people out all day are so slow at it.

Then you get the customers that want to have a conversation with the checkout clerk. I'm sure the checkout person doesn't care that your grandfather has the same name and he was name after his great grandfather who rode the rails across the expanding United States in the 1800s.

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I won't remember this comment in 4 minutes.

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Great, now I'll get sexual harassment charges even when I'm sleeping.

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https://www.whattimeisitrightnow.com/

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I hope I don't die that young.

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I'm not a gay rabbit.

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I need $11,400 a day to afford the basics.

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It appears that the artist knows my ex-wife.

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And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.

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I can’t imagine that the relatively tiny amount of zinc in a flashlight battery would have any affect on the soot from a fireplace

That's why you would want to start by dumping a huge box of batteries in the fire.

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Coincidentally, that was my nickname for my ex-wife.

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Signs from God are always in English.

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I'm surprised PornHub hasn't bought one of those and customized it.

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Judge not, lest ye be judged. Who here hasn't accidentally tipped a valet $1 trillion instead of $10? It's happened to all of us at one time or another.

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Holy shit! They glow in the dark now?!

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He pays her salary for both her jobs.

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