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EdibleFriend , in Fun facts with Skeletor
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Now this is a meme format I can get behind.

Like your mom.

Diplomjodler ,

I think this is going to get around a lot. Just like your mom.

Melody , in Skipping along, missing most of the beats...

Just because someone skips a track doesn’t mean that track was wrong for that playlist. It just means the time was wrong for that track. The mood.

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed; but “Shuffle” used to be a good thing! Now; it frequently just isn’t good at it’s job. There’s no control over the “Randomness” of the shuffle anymore, and there’s no way to turn off any “Algorithm” that promises it can pick the next song better than random shuffling can.

Sometimes that experience of a truly random or an algorithmic shuffle is good; and sometimes it delivers bad options, and being able to say “Nah, I’m just not into this track today, NEXT!” is something I regard as a fundamental right, and something that you too, should do. Skips shouldn’t be precious actions. Your mental heath shouldn’t be impacted by an unlucky shuffle, nor should your mood.

Music is a deep, and almost primal form of expression; and it can express many things. Sooo…Being able to skip the emotional equivalent of a 💩 pile of poo 💩 is actually pretty important…even if it doesn’t 🌹 always (metaphorically) smell 🌸 like poo to you all the time.

Knusper ,

I was only vaguely aware of the algorithm on Spotify and that not being allowed to skip very often is a thing there, and man, this comment read like a completely deranged monologue from some sort of alternative, dystopian reality.

SternburgExport ,

algorithm… not being able to skip… Glad I went back to a dedicated mp3 player.

Vuraniute ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

OOTL here, Spotify hasnt done that for me yet.

Knusper , (edited )

I think, it’s only in the free version of Spotify. So, if you’re paying for Spotify Premium, you wouldn’t have that problem.

But I mean, I’m obviously completely out of the Spotify loop, so definitely take that one with a grain of salt…

baltakatei , (edited )

I am fond of a partial shuffle algorithm I wrote in Bash for my music playlists that often preserves neighbors of the input list in the output list.

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  • Blue: input sequence.
  • Red: complete shuffle.
  • Green: partial shuffle.

The result is like skipping through my media library in order but occasionally randomly enabling shuffle to jump to a new place. Since the input list clumps albums together and since albums often have a similar vibe, if I want several similar songs of a particular feel to play one after another, I just have to manually advance through the outputted playlist until I hit a song that has what I’m looking for; then I can let the playlist continue automatically since each subsequent song is likely to be similar to the previous song (until another random jump occurs).

Melody ,

Nice. Once upon a time Winamp had a functional preferences slider that controlled the “Shuffle Morph Rate” and I can imagine it likely used a similar algorithm to shuffle.

I only wish this existed in more software in general…and that music players would let you select what method the randomization is achieved with.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Random shuffle really wants me to listen to a specific group of songs on revanced music.

Doesnt matter if I’m listening to rock, musicals, soundtracks, or medieval versions of “pumped up kicks”, it always brings me back to a handful of pop songs after one or two songs.

InfiniWheel ,

I remember when I used spotify and it just kept insisting on putting and seemingly prioritizing popular pop songs in its generated playlists if I ever liked just one or two. Even in my own playlist if prioritized them a lot over the songs I did hear over and over again. And like, why??

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Bro I’m fine with emojis but your placement choice is whack

FlashMobOfOne , in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Private companies are why Flint still has lead water pipes, and why Texas doesn’t have a working power grid, and why you and I are facing a 30%-50% increase in our cost of living.

There needs to be MORE regulation. Not less.

FinishingDutch , in do you guys have this movie?
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

Heck, even if you subscribed to every streaming service out there, some companies simply refuse to make shit available to you.

I once gave Crunchyroll a try here in Europe. I figured there’d at least be something on there that I’d watch, right? Turns out, everything halfway decent wasn’t available in my region. And you COULD get the good stuff on some other service… except that one’s region locked as well, so you can’t get that one here. Oh and even if you think of buying anime on Blu-Ray? Tough luck, that’s not sold in your region due to rights fuckery. Basically, there’s no way for me to legally watch and/or buy particular content.

Piracy is and always has been an access problem. If you make it impossible to acquire legally, well, people will do it illegally.

Morphior ,

That’s why so few people yarrr music. It’s pretty much accessible everywhere, on different platforms, for reasonable prices, with mostly good UIs. I mean, there’s always that person who has 10+ TB of FLAC files on their server and good for them but most people just pay the [equivalent of 10 USD] per month (or less on a family plan) to get access to everything at a reasonable quality (I mean, you get 1400 Kbit/s FLACs with Deezer Premium). As other people here have said, it’s always an access and convenience thing.

FinishingDutch ,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. I used to carry an iPod with loads of music on it. So did everyone else. But these days, nobody even uses an MP3 player. Heck, I don’t have a single MP3 on my phone. Streaming through YouTube Music is all I really need. And it works great for my normie taste in music.

Now, my brother is really into video game midi music and such, so he does have a digital collection of files. But for us normal people, downloading music is simply a thing of the past.

AceFuzzLord , (edited ) in I'm gonna pee in a Hot Topic

Yo! I’d absolutely be down to see a super edgy Shadow who just happens to be that way because he’s closeted and ends up having feelings for Sonic! I doubt they have enough balls to do it, but I’d love to see it!

That, or because of his edge and being in some sort of suspended animation chamber for too long, Shadow is severely out of date with what he can and cannot say and do, similar to Abraham Lincoln in the Clone High reboot.

Edit: I accidentally mistook Abe for George Washington

mindbleach ,

Shadow to be voiced by Brendan Fraser?

KittyCat , in Why though
Blackmist , in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

They look a lot like the identikit romance books my mum would read. Even she didn’t know which one’s she’d read before. Be like three quarters of the way in and then go “oh, I’ve read this”.

Pretty sure ChatGPT could create those things by now, such is the limitless array of imagination on offer within.

xenoclast ,

They don’t need anything nearly as complicated as GPT LLMs . They already generate these scripts with a MS Word macro. It’s been like that for years.

Once in a while the source dictionary is updated. They sell the scripts in lots of like 20 and charge for any customized work.

I’m certain those books work the same way.

If you can think of a way that reduces work and increases profits. They are already doing it.

Mr_Blott ,

Amusing, but every Lee Child book is like that too! Still enjoyed them in a kinda brain-mush way

norbert ,
@norbert@kbin.social avatar

I know some people like him but Dean Koontz might as well be filling out Mad Libs for all the originality in his stories. They're enjoyable enough for brain-mush but barely even qualify as "books."

Mr_Blott ,

Christ I last read one of his in the 90s and thought the same! He must be just smearing wallpaper paste on the pages by now 😂

sharkfucker420 , in Firefox reader view 🔛🔝
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Yo I didn’t know reader view existed what. That’s amazing thank you.

However, I’ve never encountered any problems with unmodified ublock, worked perfectly out of the box for me. On the rare case that I come across a website that wants me to disable my adblocker I simply do not care enough about whatever is on that website to do so.

(Edit)

Alright so I tried it on a few websites and got a “cannot complete request” page as well as “Additional information about this problem or error is currently unavailable.” Pressing try again did not help

vzq , in Good rule to live by

I used to live by that rule, but it turns not everyone likes to be treated the way I like to be treated. So now I just ask how they want to be treated.

Just a trick I picked up from the BDSM subs ;)

0ops ,

Yeah, there’s a lot of things IDGAF about myself (like my birthdays, etc.) that make it easy to forget that for other people it means a lot. So even if I’m a cool acquaintance I’ll be a shitty friend :(. I’m working on that

thestereobus ,
@thestereobus@lemmy.ml avatar

Exactly. I had to learn this too. I am unusual in a number of ways. When I treat people how I want to be treated I am often mistreating them and damaging the relationship. People are different and need different things. You have to communicate rather than unilaterally apply your self-empathy.

TropicalDingdong , in Nomen est omen

car brains will interpret this as a problem with bike infrastructure.

qarbone , (edited ) in trust me bro

Pick somewhere where it’d help. Like under Jimmy Butley’s house, that douche.

The IRS is hardly the most malicious.

swab148 ,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Or like anyone with the last name Walton.

Cinner Bot ,
pastermil ,

“But mah tax evasion!”

SlopppyEngineer ,

Taxes are gone.

Everybody: yay!

Police: protection money and speed traps it is

Everybody: oh no!

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Trump’s golf course?

Madison420 ,

People get so worried up about taxes being too high. Tax the rich by income like most modern countries do, it brings the tax load on your average person way way way the fuck down.

m_r_butts ,

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  • Madison420 ,

    Correct iirc the collection rate is like a dollar spent collects 12 and that’s with shitty funding and going after the lower middle class because they don’t have the means to fight it forever.

    circuitfarmer , in Columbine vibes
    @circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother’s basement

    banneryear1868 ,

    While you were partying, I studied the blade

    JokeDeity , in Surprised Pikachu

    The majority of people on Chrome at this point are the same people that only ever used Internet Explorer until like 2015. They aren’t even using Ublock, they don’t even know what it is. The kind of people who have their nephew set their computers up for them.

    dwindling7373 ,

    And that’s why I set my elders up with uBlock.

    Perfide ,

    How dare you! I AM the nephew that sets up their computers for them, and I install Firefox.

    JokeDeity ,

    Good man.

    ElBarto , in Doomba
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Con: has to return back to Homebase to recharge, possible loss of infrastructure and life.

    bl4ckblooc , (edited ) in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

    1 mega plus = 4.5
    1 “roll” =4.55555556
    1 double plus = 2.26666667
    1 super mega = 6.

    Sorry for formatting I’m on mobile

    Wistful ,
    @Wistful@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Double space (at the end of the line) = line break

    Easy, regardless of the device you are using.

    bl4ckblooc ,

    Hmm, doesn’t seem to be working. Might be specific on the apps maybe

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