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YeahBuoy , in Never Stop

It’s nice to get some recognition, thank you.

MrMamiya , in apple users in a nutshell

I’m trying to imagine having any part of my identity tied to an object.

Jax ,

I’ve had people tell me they won’t text me because of the green chat bubbles.

Idk. Consumers will consume.

dudinax , in Impossible

Mom: I told you 20 minutes a go to get down here. You: It’s the same match. Mom: The matches have a time limit of 5 minutes.

ericbomb ,

Oh I’m actually playing age of empires 2 black forest tonight.

Dudewitbow ,

Starts a forest nothing game

ericbomb ,

On turbo?..

On turbo right?

Dudewitbow ,

Forest Nothing…

Slow…

Huns/Turks only (no onager)

Seasoned_Greetings ,

Honestly, still your fault for starting that mess before dinner

ericbomb ,

How was i supposed to know 1v1 vikings only on HD patch was gonna take so long???

Caradoc879 ,

Lol yep gamer parents know all the tricks. We came up with them.

lelgenio , in eepy
@lelgenio@lemmy.ml avatar

This is called “art”.
This is the legacy and heritage of the West.
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice and die for.
This is victory.

\shttps://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/8f4d81f7-7efe-4bf5-9b46-993e459d4529.png

sexy_peach OP ,

They don’t know that all these statues were painted in bold colors back in roman times xD

hedgehogging_the_bed , in Not all heroes wear capes

No, fuck Active. It’s like 2 weeks of old content.

Top 6 hours or Top 12 hours if I’ve been asleep.

Hubi ,

Active is like two days max in my experience.

ImpossibilityBox ,

Finally someone speaks the truth. Top 6 and top 12 is where it’s at right now.

Slagathor , in Just fuck me up fam
InfiniWheel , in Wait

Isn’t that like an actual medical procedure tho? Like getting a patient to run until they see something wrong with their heart?

SuiXi3D ,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

Absolutely.

TurboDiesel ,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

Stress test, yeah.

ToastyMedic ,

Someone acknowledges the existence of echo.

Good Ole cardiac stress testing

MsPenguinette , in lick🦎

Goals

Seraph ,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Same, but no one's buying my foot pics.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah nobody want’s foots pics from fat chicks. Fuck. At least I don’t have student loans, so I got that going for me

JiraiyaIsNoLyah ,

Hey now, dont speak for all of us😂

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t! I know many of you have studant loans

JiraiyaIsNoLyah ,

I wasn’t talking about the loans 😏

phorq ,

There’s your problem, feet pics sell better. Nobody is interested in a single foot, doesn’t matter the price per toe you’re offering.

Hole ,

We gotta open a club for people with unsellable feet, lol.

UlyssesT , in 'political cartoons ARE NOT MEMES!!!' lmao
Even_Adder ,

The chad vs. virgin meme was originally the reverse. Virgin did things the way you would expect them to be done, and Chad did things in a reckless or incorrect way.

UlyssesT ,

There’s a much longer use case now for “chad good” and that must make the originally intended users seethe. gigachad

mindbleach ,

The sheer gall required to condemn “yellow press” while pulling this naked manipulative baloney. “Oh yeah well your customers are like this, ‘Durrr! Duhhh!’ That’s what you sound like! Yes-huh!”

The smarm was less thick when Colbert opened a show with “Hey America, have you lost weight?”

M137 , in no window

How has no one mentioned the randomly capitalized words, space before commas, and just general shittyness of grammar? I find it hard to believe someone would write like that without consciously making it as bad as possible just so people would comment on it. And I’m in just as much disbelief that no one has said anything about it.

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Could have been dictated potentially

CheddarBiscuits ,

I didn’t even notice until reading your comment… 🤯

Jimmycrackcrack ,

Well, don’t take the bait.

bitsplease ,

I spent a good while trying to figure out what the joke was behind the capital words lol

257m ,

Maybe that just have fat fingers and keep hitting the shift key. Or they just have shitty autocomplete.

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Capitalism 👌

ThatFembyWho , in Fried

That’s me thinking about going to a party.

Ugh already too much, get me away from all these noisy people :/

InfiniteWisdom , (edited )
@InfiniteWisdom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Then perhaps you will consider donating to the republican party? The 2024 United States presidential election is on its way, and we could use all the support we can get for upcoming candidate Donald J. Trump to make america great again and defeat crooked Biden. If you are interested, then kindly DM me to get the cash app donation link

Edit: This comment is sponsored by the Trump donation committee but is 100% matter of my own opinion

Edit: Look I know the comment is sponsored but you don’t have to downvote over it

Denvil ,

What the hell

greenskye ,

Didn’t realize lemmy was popular enough to attract these sorts of trolls yet

kambusha , in Thank God

Me: closes eyes for 1 second

Clock: 7am

samsy ,

Na, can’t be 7am, 3am was just a second ago.

sleeps to 8:30am

eochaid , in True next-gen graphics
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

This is the most disingenuous comparison I’ve ever seen lol. You basically took a picture of a babbling Brook at noon and a waterfall at night and are somehow confused why they don’t look the same.

First of all, your still shot is purposefully omitting the movement of the waterfall, the fact that it actually behaves and moves like a spray of liquid and gas particles, you know, like an actual waterfall, rather than just a moving block with a shader texture applied to it.

You also took this picture at dusk, when the plaza is draped in shadow and there is no sunlight directly bouncing off. If you’d even been to a waterfall this tall in such conditions in real life, you’d know they actually look more like this - like a non-descript spray of gas - than the Elex screenshot.

If you were to take a picture of the water in the day time, you know, when there is sunlight to bounce off the water particles, it would look absolutely beautiful. Which is also why nobody goes to waterfalls at night expecting a goddamn vista.

This game isn’t perfect but one thing it is, is absolutely beautiful (with the exception of some well documented and unimportant NPCs). And calling Elex a better looking game than Starfield is the dumbest take I’ve heard yet.

lichtmetzger OP , (edited )

The shot wasn’t done at night, it was made during the day. You can clearly see sunlight in the image that shines onto the structure on the left.

First of all, your still shot is purposefully omitting the movement of the waterfall

That’s called a screenshot. How am I supposed to capture the movement of a texture in a still image? It also doesn’t make a whole lot of difference. The waterfall still looks like sewage even when it moves. Contrary to your claims, a real waterfall does not look like this, even at night or in the shadows. Why would the water be dark gray? It builds up foam when it falls down, so it’s white. There are numerous pictures out there on the web of waterfalls in shadows and they all look white. Just an example.

Your whole post reads like you somehow need to defend this game at all cost. I had a lot of fun with Starfield, but the technical issues are glaringly obvious. And there is no shame in admitting that. Especially, since this is just meant to be a meme for shits and giggles. ;)

This game isn’t perfect but one thing it is, is absolutely beautiful

I’m sorry, but that is not true at all. There are beautiful areas, like the Neon planet, for example. But there are also a lot of barren planets with barely any materials or assets on them and these look really, really bad.

I just fired up the game again and landed on a random planet in my area (Al-Battani 1-C): https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/61636515-af2d-4dc9-9337-1a16c854ea6d.jpeg

It’s just the same type of rock everywhere and the same type of hill everywhere. To me, this just looks boring and visually uninteresting.

Compared to that, the Neon world looks great:

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/a291edb5-8dab-4542-90d7-5f7d572529b3.jpeg

Neon is probably what you had in mind. But you cannot say that the game is “absolutely beautiful” with these extreme jumps in visual quality. And this meme is an example for an area on the main hub world that looks bad, so even those aren’t always well-made either.

eochaid , (edited )
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

The shot wasn’t done at night

I said it was made at dusk, at a point where the sunlight is clearly not hitting the waterfall. Don’t even try to engage if you’re going to purposefully ignore context to try to “win”.

I notice you also ignored the fact that these pictures are taken in completely different lighting conditions. Probably because you know its disingenuous.

Yeah man, that’s called a screenshot. How am I supposed to capture the movement of a texture in a still image?

There are things called GIFs. Not sure if you’ve heard of them.

Also maybe don’t pass off a screenshot as a true representation of a game’s graphical fedelity if you know that a still image is omitting important elements of said fidelity.

Your whole post reads like you somehow need to defend this game at all cost.

Oh here we go, your brain is starting to shove me into the “paid shill” camp because I disagree with you. Fun fun.

I have no problem with fair criticism. In no way is this a perfect game and it’s not for everyone and there’s plenty Beth needs to improve. But when I see shit like this, you’re damn right I’m going to call it out for what it is.

Let’s throw this back on you. This defensive response seems to imply that you absolutely need to shit on a game other people like with out of context and unfair comparisons without any reprisal at all - for shits and giggles.

Well fuck you, bro. Tearing down something for laughs is garden variety toxicity. And if you can’t take the criticism, then don’t start it in the first place.

EDIT

You apparently edited your post with a picture of a barren moon as evidence that the game is ugly.

Yeah…it’s a barren moon with no life, one biome, and presumably 2 resources, at night, what the fuck do you expect? Light and shadow are both important elements of beautiful landacapes. The absences of light and shadow makes things look dull and featureless, both in real life and in video games. Notice your comparison Elex screenshot has a lot of light in it.

That said, I have gorgeous pictures on barren moons of say, the milky way unrestrained by an atmosphere, or Jupiter rising over the horizon of Io, or a sunrise catching the rings of a nearby planet.

And no, I’m not talking about Neon. Try going to a planet with a variety of biomes other than “craters” that actually has life on it.

Seriously man, why are you trying so hard?

lichtmetzger OP ,

I said it was made at dusk

You didn’t, this is what you wrote:

You basically took a picture of a babbling Brook at noon and a waterfall at night

I didn’t specifically took the screenshots at a point in time where the ingame graphics look the worst. I just went on a mission with my companion Sarah just like usual and took this screenshot in the process. Because when I looked at the scene I thought: “Goddammit, that is just the worst graphics I’ve seen in a long time, I have to take a picture here” :D

Oh here we go, your brain is starting to shove me into the “paid shill” camp because I disagree with you.

I paid a hundred bucks for the Premium edition of the game and as I stated in numerous comments, I actually enjoyed playing the side content, I just didn’t like the main missions and the skill grind. How can I shove you into a camp that I’m a member of, myself?

I have no problem with fair criticism.

You clearly do, because you’re snapping right now. I don’t even know why you take this meme so seriously.

Well fuck you, bro.

That was uncalled for. I made the effort to prove my point, I even fired up the game again although I’m already finished with it and took screenshots for people that don’t own the game to see what I mean. And now you’re just insulting me. I think it’s time for me to back out of this discussion, because I’m not the one that’s making it toxic.

eochaid , (edited )
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

You didn’t, this is what you wrote:

Uh huh, and I also said this:

You also took this picture at dusk, when the plaza is draped in shadow and there is no sunlight directly bouncing off. If you’d even been to a waterfall this tall in such conditions in real life, you’d know they actually look more like this

…Which you’re conveniently ignoring because you’d rather argue on semantics and ignore relevant context rather than address the content of my response.

I didn’t specifically took the screenshots at a point in time where the ingame graphics look the worst. I just went on a mission with my companion Sarah just like usual and took this screenshot in the process. Because when I looked at the scene I thought: “Goddammit, that is just the worst graphics I’ve seen in a long time, I have to take a picture here” :D

Wrong. You saw this highly specific situation, thought it looked ugly, took a screenshot, then fired up Elex to find a shot that looks better - with different context and lighting conditions - and then crafted a single image to compare these very different shots of very different games with the explicit purpose of shifting on a game because you have a beef with it.

…for laughs?

I paid a hundred bucks for the Premium edition of the game and as I stated in numerous comments, I actually enjoyed playing the side content, I just didn’t like the main missions and the skill grind.

Okay, good for you? All this explains is why you have a beef with the game. But from my point of you, if you got enjoyment out of it, great.

You clearly do, because you’re snapping right now. I don’t even know why you take this meme so seriously.

Uh huh. Here’s the context of this thread:

  • Nobody:
  • You: Starfield is so ugly that even Elex looks better. Look at this highly specific comparison.
  • Me: No it’s not and here’s why your comparison is wrong.
  • You: Rawr you can’t handle criticism! Why won’t you let me meme?

Who’s snapping at who? I provided you reasons for why your comparison is wrong - which you have not addressed. You didn’t have to respond to me. But you did. And here we are.

I made the effort to prove my point, I even fired up the game again although I’m already finished with it and took screenshots for people that don’t own the game to see what I mean.

No you didn’t. You fired up the game and found another highly specific example - an unpopulated spot of a barren moon with 2 resources at night, because you refuse to address my reasons becausr the only meat for your arguement is to create more disingenuous comparisons.

lichtmetzger OP ,

…for laughs?

God forbid someone comes to a meme community for laughs. 😆

People can make jokes about games they actually like, you know. Maybe you should get out, take a breath of fresh air, calm down in the process and accept the fact that you’re on [email protected] and this whole discussion is totally pointless.

Or just write another essay the length of Macbeth because someone posted a gray waterfall on the internet. It’s totally healthy and not ridiculous at all…you could also just drop another F-bomb to prove your point, that was really great discussion culture.

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

God forbid someone comes to a meme community for laughs. 😆

Its more sad than anything that you thought your jpeg was funny.

drop another F-bomb

Cry about it a little more buddy. I’m loving it.

People can make jokes about games they actually like, you know. Maybe you should get out, take a breath of fresh air, calm down in the process and accept the fact that you’re on [email protected] and this whole discussion is totally pointless.

Lol k buddy. I’m responding in between gardening breaks - but sure - whatever helps you justify disengaging.

lichtmetzger OP , (edited )

Well fuck you, bro.

Uh huh

buddy

I’m loving it.

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/11908a0c-9ce4-44fe-a5bc-9f9b953a46fa.jpeg

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug ,

Fucking lol

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Lol you’re the one who posted the screenshot to complain about it.

Nudding ,

Eat a handful of dirt

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Lol I love that I’ve offended you so much that you took time out of your day to find two of my comments and come up with comment-specific insults. Give me more of your tears. They’re so delicious.

Nudding ,

I just read through the thread lmao, it’s easy to come up with “comment-specific insults” when my eyes turn the squiggles on the screen into words in my head. Ain’t no tears here friend, just laughing at your essay fails

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug ,

So you said two different things at two different points and are angry someone confused the two?

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah you’re right, he’s probably just a complete moron with the reading comprehension of a 5 year old. That’s totally the answer.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug ,

Cringe

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

You’re the one suggesting that clarifying a generalized comparison with a more specific example “confused him”.

Nudding ,

Take your pills

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Lol responding to critical thinking with non-sequitor insults. Classic basement dweller behavior.

Nudding ,

I guess you’d know!

CountryBreakfast ,
@CountryBreakfast@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Par for the course for a lot of starfield content. OP doesn’t have a point to make even if it wasn’t such a corrupt attempt to say something. It’s just more contrived outrage.

Defaced ,

Starfield plays like shit, looks like shit (by today’s standards) and the quests are shit. Neon is a lazy world that only ends up becoming one giant hallway with a few shops. Everywhere else feels lifeless and boring. Starfield was a flop, and while Elex isn’t the best game out there, the fact that it can in fact in some situations stand toe to toe with Starfield on graphical fidelity is just an absolute disgrace. I was on a desert planet in Starfrield in the main story (can’t remember the name) at night, on a balcony running on GeForce Now with an RTX 2080 and getting less than 24FPS, that’s absolutely pathetic, game is just bad.

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Mm the tears of the PC master race taste so good. Keep em coming.

Defaced ,

LOL you think I’m a PCMR neckbeard? My PC is old, it’s running a Vega56, not even in the last two generations of graphics cards, I’m fine with 30FPS when it makes sense but I’m talking sub-25FPS with shit frame times that make it feel like a damn slideshow. I prefer consoles, FFS I run a steam deck docked to my TV more than I use my gaming PC. Why do you think I use GeForce Now? So I can play games on high settings and not deal with settings that make my games look like they’re running on an N64. You keep calling me a member of PCMR if you want but I’m not ever here riding Bethesda dick for a shitty game.

eochaid ,
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

LOL you think I’m a PCMR neckbeard?

  • My PC is old, it’s running a Vega56, not even in the last two generations of graphics cards
  • I’m fine with 30FPS when it makes sense but I’m talking sub-25FPS with shit frame times
  • FFS I run a steam deck docked to my TV more than I use my gaming PC
  • Why do you think I use GeForce Now? So I can play games on high settings and not deal with settings that make my games look like they’re running on an N64

Yes.

riding Bethesda dick for a shitty game.

Dude, I wish. That dick is big and luscious. But I’m good for a while after this comment. So delicious.

Hadriscus ,

I have to agree wholeheartedly

EnderMB , in those ppl...

Instead of complaining about why people stay on Reddit, perhaps you should focus more on improving Lemmy communities, so that people don’t feel a need to return.

While I do like it here, it is very quiet, even when it comes to popular subjects like football, pro wrestling, anime, etc - the sort of stuff that Reddit still excels at.

mammut ,

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  • toaster ,

    That’s okay, we can change that! Be the person who posts and interacts with the community. :) the same thing happened on reddit once upon a time.

    EnderMB ,

    That doesn’t work, though. If I add posts and comments to, let’s say, a Brazilian Jiu-jitsu community on Lemmy, that’s just one more number. That isn’t going to improve.

    Reddit had a huge boost from Digg, and even then, it was a different time when fewer numbers were fine, and people were more willing to engage in social media at lower numbers.

    If Lemmy instances are to grow, that engagement needs to be directed. It needs popular communities to be highlighted, and once consistent interaction is there, growing communities need instance owners to direct traffic/engagement their way. That’s how subs like /r/soccer got off the ground, and it’s probably the only way it’ll happen on Lemmy.

    Hyggyldy ,

    I’ve been fighting to get my community off the ground and even though I do get a small amount of engagement no one else has made any posts and I honestly wonder if it’ll ever get anywhere. I need to come up with something more interesting to do than I have been.

    okmko ,

    I personally have not seen very many Lemmy posts return on Google searches, if at all. It’s not apparent whether or not they are indexed at all, and I would imagine that’s a big vector for new user engagement.

    EnderMB ,

    Many of the subs I spent a lot of time posting on are completely dead, bar maybe a few people that contribute 90% of all posts and comments. Others simply don’t exist, and given that they were quite niche (local subs, anime subs) there’s absolutely no way that they’ll ever get noticed on Lemmy if something like pro wrestling has next to no posts/comments.

    IMO, the only way this will improve is a combined effort from Lemmy instances to highlight great communities, and to drive people towards ones that are growing.

    Karyoplasma ,

    What I miss are the gaming communities. There is no talk about games I play on Lemmy, just general gaming communities and I never browsed r/gaming either. Biggest let-down: PoE even has a dedicated Lemmy instance but it’s empty and abandoned.

    There is just not enough demand because only a minor fraction of reddit users got hit by the 3rd-party app slaughter. The vast majority doesn’t care and still stayed on reddit. It was the expected outcome.

    Hot take of the day: What doesn’t help with this is how fractured communities are throughout the instances. What I mean by this is if I subscribe to “World News” on lemmy.world, I won’t see the posts from the same type community on other instances, like “World News” on beehaw, in my subscriber feed unless I subscribe to them too (or someone crossposts). This adds an unnecessary level of micro-management and probably also drives people away from Lemmy. The biggest strength of Lemmy is so-to-speak also its biggest weakness.

    okmko ,

    Wow, is that last point true? I guess I misunderstood how federation worked big time. I thought by subscribing to something like “news”, I was supposed to receive all posts and comments to those posts from all whitelisted instances like some kind of syndication. Is that not actually how it works?

    Karyoplasma ,

    I only get the posts from communities I am directly subscribed with. So if there is something like syndication, it does not work for me.

    okmko ,

    Oh nooo

    PurplePropagule ,

    Idk if that’s even a hot take. It’s something I’ve talked to several people about and honestly one of the reasons I don’t think lemmy will end up growing much past its current user base. Too much micromanaging when most people just want to see content that interests them.

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