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Doublepluskirk , in I love those path

One of my favourite names for anything is these being called ‘desire lines’. It’s so whimsical.

statingtheobvious ,

Indeed! “Desire paths” is the name I heard. There’s a community, too: !desire_paths

7eter ,

thats a lovely community - thanks!

PhreakyByNature ,

Now my migration to Lemmy feels complete.

Aussiemandeus ,
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Unfortunately theres no posts for 4 months.

Time to go get myself so photos

lars ,

Thank you!!

BossDj ,

If you’re not opposed to stealing from Reddit, desire paths was one of my favorite subs before the shitification

Maven ,
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Around here we call them “bootleg trails”

Lord_ToRA , in Obviously, supporting a New York real estate billionaire is anti-establishment for some reason
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I don’t know what this is referring to, but GoDaddy can suck an entire warehouse of cocks.

CoffeeJunkie ,

Agreed, GoDaddy can suck an entire warehouse of cocks. It’s important you know the basic context, because in a weird way this can be considered history.

This is another Trump Derangement Syndrome type post. Remember when Trump got kicked off of Twitter & other social media platforms? Conservatives & Republicans said FINE, we’ll make our own social media platform! With blackjack! And hookers! Parler was born.

…but Amazon & I guess GoDaddy, too, decided after Parler was built that they wanted nothing to do with Parler. So they yanked out the infrastructure, the hosting & servers, that Parler was built on. Parler was unable to function. Liberals rejoiced & jeered, conservatives were understandably distraught.

Somehow Truth Social exists, via Mastodon & some weird-ass open source structure. Nobody cares about Truth Social, though.

Basically this post is mocking the Republicans, conservatives for feeble attempts to grassroots build an internet presence. And not having robust contingency plans in place, and owning every step of the process, to ensure it could not be disrupted or fucked with.

Lord_ToRA ,
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You lost me at “Trump Derangement Syndrome” which is a term only used to gaslight people who have legitimate issues with Trump.

some_guy , in Got Promotion

My father was very high-achieving in business, so when he gave me the following piece of advice, it was truly unexpected. He told me, “if you can get away with only putting in maybe 85% and still get things done, maybe only give 85%.”

I expected some holier than thou “you must give it your all,” but he taught me to coast when I can do so and still meet expectations.

ohlaph ,

I have found the same to be great for work life balance!

jabathekek , in chow time
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Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

Iamsqueegee ,

You remember the face of your father.

llamapocalypse ,

They do not meme with their keyboard, they meme with their heart.

Spot ,
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Thankee sai. …man, my auto correct hated that!

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Dang. This brought back memories. I might have to do a reread of those books. I remember being disappointed with the last few books.

walter_wiggles , in wait who's the other guy?

But did it work out?

wreckedcarzz ,
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They fucked while the other guy recorded it. For moral support.

tdawg ,

A real homie holds the camera

Mr_Blott , in The machine is always broken

I’m not that often in Maccies but I’ve never heard of the flurry machine being broken, I’ve read it’s a US thing due to the maintenance contracts

That said the meme still works in Europe because I’m pretty sure they’re not allowed to call that hydrogenated vegetable oil-filled shite “ice cream” here 😂

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

Hydrogenated vegetable oil? The stuff that is used for soft-serv in the US is ultra-thick sweetened, vanilla flavored, milk. You could put it on cereal, if you really want diabetes.

Ingredients: Milk, Sugar, Cream, Corn Syrup, Natural Flavor, Mono And Diglycerides, Cellulose Gum, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Vitamin A Palmitate.

sentient_loom ,
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The meme works only as an ad. Pseudo-critical reminder of BRAND and SUGAR

McD0nblds is pure diseased semen leaking out of a rapist’s asshole into customers’ dying mouths

helenslunch , (edited )
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As per usual, the explanation is corporate shitfuckery.

Video explanation

tl;dr the company Taylor manufactures the ice cream machines to fail without any explanation or diagnosis process, then charge wildly exorbitant fees to fix them, and cut McD’s in on the profit. Some franchises found ways around this and McD’s just ordered them to stop. So the franchises just leave them broken as often as possible.

XTornado ,

Idk… Here in Spain it is called Ice Cream and based on what I read it uses cream.

generic , in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
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I’d suggest the Firefox extension libredirect. Automatically redirects Twitter, Instagram, Reddit and more to alternative front-ends.

worldsayshi ,

I’m very wary of installing more extensions since I heard how many lucrative requests extension devs get from third parties for allowing them to enshittify their software.

danielf ,

It’s FOSS. You can verify that the code doesn’t make any malicious requests. The only requests it should make are to GitHub/Codeberg to update the list of instances.

__matthew__ ,

Yeah, but that doesn’t prevent the author from selling their extension to an untrusted buyer like in the case of Nano Adblocker.

danielf ,

Wow, didn’t think something like that had happened. That is a valid concern. However, it could be mitigated by disabling auto update and subscribing to the GitHub releases via RSS. Then you can either manually check for malicious commits, or if the extension is more popular, wait a bit for any bad news to come out about the update. Obviously, this isn’t possible for everyone and every extension, so I can understand why people would be cautious of more extensions, but I think Libredirect is a big enough extension that you would hear about it, like the case with Nano Adblocker.

Mikina ,

I’ve just blocked YT in my browser, and use https://freetubeapp.io/ instead. It’s a desktop app, so I don’t have to deal with cookies and storage being deleted after every session, just as i can do subscriptions to channels without requiring an account.

So far, it has been an amazing experience, I totally recommend it. And I second the point about Nano AdBlcoker, since I’ve also been one of the victims, since at the time Nano Defender was one of the alternatives pretty well recommended on Reddit, that was better at avoiding anti-adblock scripts. Plus, any extension you have only makes you easier to fingerprint, thus defeating the point of VPN or privacy focused browser. Especially with Mullvad browser + VPN, which is especially build on the idea of sharing the exact same fingerprint with every other Mullvad VPN user.

mp3 , in Yes
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Best we can do is ban abortion, books and cripple social services.

Valmond ,

Have a extremely large army and stockpile of weapons, but still being able to block giving away decommissioned material to Ukraine.

I’m sure you’ll get to it and you already gave the most, I’m just tongue in cheek, cheers!

conditional_soup , in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Americans when European leaders start making the same choices that got America to this point.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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It’s the worst thing about being an American expatriate is watching shit happen again.

conditional_soup ,

It’s bewildering to me that, after decades of getting (deservedly) dunked on by Europeans for our shitty systems, not only are American leaders still giving the whole flaming garbage heap the five finger salute, but European leaders are now saying “well, yes, the American system is awful, but we swear it’ll work for us.” And people are believing them. Unreal. I can’t even imagine the frustration you must feel.

We’ve talked about moving to Denmark or NL, but we’re just not there yet, and with NL getting their own dollar store (there’s a Dutch joke in there somewhere) Trump, I’m not so sure if we ever will be.

Zoboomafoo ,

It’s the result of a thousand minor decisions that seem like a good tradeoff at the time all added together

ScoopMcPoops ,

What’s the difference between an expat and an immigrant?

Gradually_Adjusting ,
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Often enough little more than conceit, but you technically can’t immigrate to a place you’re already a citizen in. Brought my immigrant family with me though, so I’m happy enough to be called an immigrant along with them.

Xtallll ,
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Expats are white.

SkepticalButOpenMinded ,

Happening in Canada too. For the last decade, virtually every province has been led by Conservative governments (except BC and that was just half a decade ago). Healthcare and housing has been slowly falling apart.

Looking at the polls, what’s amazing is that most Canadian voters seem to think the problem is insufficient conservatism!

yngmnwntr , in Wrong explanations only

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

PP_BOY_ , in This situation is so ridiculous, this is the only way I know how to cope.
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I’ve never felt more proud of not knowing so many words

highenergyphysics ,

literally all I know about this image is that Lizzo is a disgusting piece of shit that sexually harasses, body shames, and is a huge misogynist to her staff and crew

Yes you read that correctly… it was all an act.

Khrux ,

The final one is about a YouTube animator JoCat who was as far as I understand pretty beloved and charming.

I may not be up to date on events but while streaming he improved a gebderbent version of boys by Lizzo and people liked it so he made a full animation for it.

A small but loud number of people, primarily from outside his community considered the swapping of the genders and/or the platforming of Lizzo to be misogynistic and gave him enough hate that he permanently stepped away from content creation.

I have no idea if anything else has happened since but to my knowledge that’s the event that made him “cancelled”. Imo it’s different to being cancelled because most people are on his side and are supporting him, and everything I’ve seen about this news takes that stance. Him suffering abuse from a few niche corners of the internet and quitting the platforms is not the same as the internet’s collective consciousness turning against him. Metaphorically, he which his workplace due to bullying by people who foybd something he did obscene, he didn’t get fired for it.

macmacfire OP ,
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brckd , in My wife "sucks"

My WiFi sucks

Kase ,

Same

cooopsspace , in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you

YTA - You deserve it

stoy , in Fast casual

Hipster burger restaurant starter pack.

comrade19 ,

And the main burger is called ‘the americano’ which is fatty, with too much cheese, and a sweet relish.

Defaultusername92 ,

That does describe America pretty well though

ummthatguy , in Let’s keep this between the two of us
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