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ReplicantBatty , in Let's see them Lemmy.
BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Love!

dangblingus , in Someone should tell him

I’m sure they had no idea what they were doing when they randomly circled the Balkans and presupposed that there was no problem with their proposal.

Frozengyro ,

Yea, prime c/thatsthejoke material.

mehdi_benadel , (edited ) in Traditional values

TIL about Korea rejection of Neo Confucianism in a Lemmy meme. I’m glad I went here.

100_percent_a_bot ,

Confucius says “women belong in the chicken”… Apparently?

mehdi_benadel ,

“in the chicken” 👀

sleepmode , in Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong!

Someone was really into Saints Row 2.

stebo02 ,
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or Milka chocolate

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s entirely the wrong kind of purple for that

SomethingBurger ,

Milka purple would look 10x better.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Rip idol ninja

tiredcapillary , in On Inflation

“Too many people have jobs” - The federal reserve

InputZero ,

“Too many people have had it with underpaiding jobs” - The federal reserve

FTFY

tiredcapillary ,

I’m pretty sure the context of the fed saying that is inflation was partly due to there being too many people who have jobs with disposable income. I’m pretty sure nowadays there unfortunately more people with underpaying jobs.

goferking0 ,

Biden didn’t stop inflation the fed did - libertarian

Anticorp , in Oops

I’m guessing they punched something out of rage over something beyond their control.

VampyreOfNazareth ,

They were hangry.

Anticorp ,

Should have eaten one of the 9,876,808 different food items advertised during the Superbowl.

rotopenguin ,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

I think he was trying to one-hand a snack platter that was just a little too epic

Sanctus , (edited ) in superb owl
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I know its a meme but fuck. I really hate living in a reality where quite a few people have an infinite money glitch but most of us are dirt poor because of it.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I also ordered 6 wings when I really wanted 12

ULS , (edited ) in Can't win with some people

Homophobes are cute. Me and my homies only jerk off to homophobes. Just like those old WW2 vets that invented the gay leather scene. Except now the kink is to dress up as an Ultra-American instead of a German nazi. I got a 1776 shirt literally just to fuck with.

(One part humor, one part truth, one part bullshit. If my lame comedy makes anyone angry they aren’t living the life they should be. Treat yo self.)

UnfortunateShort ,

If nostalgia ever kicks in, German is my first language :P

captainlezbian ,

As a leather woman I do want people to know how the community actually formed. Motorcycling was a socially acceptable hobby and served two purposes: it as a hobby has just always been useful for men dealing with ptsd who aren’t comfortable with therapy (it’s worse than therapy but it’s better than nothing and it’s not like 1948 Americans were ready to hear that John can’t process that he killed someone and that he fell in love with a soldier who died in his arms), and it served as a convenient excuse to get out of town into the middle of nowhere where nobody will see gay sadomasochism unless they came to see it.

It’s never been a parody of the right, but it has had parodies of what was expected of them. The Nazi fetishists were different folks usually. Though we did have people wearing parodies of us uniforms

VampyreOfNazareth ,

I enjoyed this immensely and spilt my drink. Haha.

Thcdenton , in What a classic song though

Anyone else feel like they’re still young, but things just keep moving along? Like I never grew up but now a lot of adults I know are young enough to be my kids. I don’t know. Getting old doesn’t feel like I thought it would. It just feels like more of what I’ve already been doing.

Im_old ,

I was sitting on the ground doing a puzzle with my kid the other week. Ended up with back pain for two days. I don’t “feel” old until my body reminds me.

Track_Shovel ,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Exactly this.

I’m not as old as you, but my 30s are soon to be in my rearview mirror, and last time I blinked, I was still in school.

Now I’m mentoring people who were the same age I was when I got started working. Fuck.

fkn ,

Them: “How do I get to your place in my career?”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Them: “You… Have the position I want eventually. What did you do?”

Me: “Well. 20… No that cant be right… I mean… Yeah… 20 years ago… I graduated college… Then uhh. I’m… Uh…”

At this point either you make up some bullshit or you say it’s just experience. Then you realize what a midlife crisis is and wonder if you are having one which like like 20% of the definition of a midlife crisis.

XeroxCool ,

We’re all kids. Growing up was never about being mature, it was about being quieter.

HonorIsDead ,

“Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when we look back everything is different.”

You measure your life by the milestones. When your a kid these come quickly. First words, first steps, first day of school, first friend, first crush, and on and on. So many things happening all of the time. As we get older the time between these milestones grows. You work the same job, see the same people, have the same routines. The space between those milestones blurs together and it all feels the same. It goes by slowly, but when you look back it’s happened all at once, where did the time go?

It’s important to fill as much of that space between as we can. Be adventurous and try everything, hit new milestones.

Dirk , in Goodnight, Toyota
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Capitao_Duarte , in Explain how!

Not American, but my union gets 1% of my payment every month. But every year, almost, we get raises and benefits from this

phoenixz , in Math

It’s more than just “fascist journalist”. Journalists report facts (at least that is what they’re supposed to do), any “blah blah journalist” is just “blah blah”

Also, fuck this guy, he doesn’t fear for his life, it’s just a made up story so they can again shit on those they hate.

jkrtn ,

He doesn’t fear for his life? There could have been deadly cement in that milkshake!

stufkes , in But I can't sleep

Look up “Revenge bedtime procrastination”

Glide ,

I’m in this post and I don’t like it.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Revenge insomnia is a filthy greasy-assed whore

wafflez ,

Look up “en passant”

SuDmit ,

Holy hell!

CaptainSpaceman , in Or some cheap plastic from Amazon Marketplace...

This post makes no sense. Amazon Basics is a product line, while Amazon Prime is a service. And they both suck.

KinNectar ,
@KinNectar@kbin.run avatar

Accidentally nailed it.

Anticorp ,

Oh there’s definitely some servicing going on with that second picture.

Custoslibera ,

The joke is the difference in meaning between the words ‘basic’ and ‘prime’ not the actual underlying services.

Doublepluskirk , in I love those path

One of my favourite names for anything is these being called ‘desire lines’. It’s so whimsical.

statingtheobvious ,

Indeed! “Desire paths” is the name I heard. There’s a community, too: !desire_paths

7eter ,

thats a lovely community - thanks!

PhreakyByNature ,

Now my migration to Lemmy feels complete.

Aussiemandeus ,
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Unfortunately theres no posts for 4 months.

Time to go get myself so photos

lars ,

Thank you!!

BossDj ,

If you’re not opposed to stealing from Reddit, desire paths was one of my favorite subs before the shitification

Maven ,
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Around here we call them “bootleg trails”

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