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denissimo , in The sneaking suspicion that I'm being robbed
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I don’t have the disposable income for ordering or even takeaway anymore and the fees only get worse from here. Learn how to cook. Impress your visitors. Get nice things in life with the savings.

DulyNoted ,

Unfortunate but this is the truth. Too many of us have been accustomed to small luxuries like “affording takeout”, but we unfortunately have been priced out of being able to afford stuff like this.

It’s a tough pill to swallow if you’ve been doing it your whole life and think that a functioning adult with a full-time job should be able to afford some takeout every now and again. We are not the generation that gets to enjoy that privilege, it seems.

PreachHard ,

Also you reset your taste buds and come to realise how greasy and sugary everything is that you don’t make yourself or eat out at a nice place.

AngryCommieKender ,

My 3rd Date Dessert: New York Style Cheesecake Stuffed, Chocolate Covered/Sealed, Graham Cracker rolled, Strawberries.

You can’t buy these things anywhere, and I have yet to meet the woman that isn’t immediately impressed when I whip those out.

Viking_Hippie , in Come for the memes, stay for the tax advice

It doesn’t really discourage rape or slavery either, though. It’s not a good manual for modern society.

lowleveldata ,

Wasn’t JC kind of nice to slaves or sth?

Viking_Hippie ,

Idunno, probably? Being nice to the downtrodden seemed to be more or less his thing when he wasn’t telling people that he was his own imaginary sky daddy 🤷

Pretty sure he didn’t actually FREE all the slaves or even told slavers to please do so, though. Spartacus is a much better role model than Jesus in that aspect.

Isoprenoid ,

Here, here! Jesus just did lame stuff like die on a cross. He could have saved a bunch of slaves sometime around 30 AD, specifically in the region of Roman occupied Israel. That would have been more important for the history of humanity.

Viking_Hippie ,

I can’t tell if you’re being genuine or sarcastic. If it’s the former, I completely agree.

Isoprenoid ,

I can’t tell if you’re being genuine or sarcastic.

Whichever gets me the most upvotes from you. Death of the Author, Poe’s Law, and all of that.

Call me a mirror, 'cause if you be projecting, I be reflecting.

Viking_Hippie ,

Okeydoke

noundus ,

For the time, maybe. But the few times slavery is mentioned in the NT the focus is on treatment of slaves, not abolition. And even then, for slave owners who didn’t follow Christian teachings, slaves were basically told to suck it up and get back to work (1Peter 2:18). Paul appears to free Onesimus in the book of Philemon (although I can’t tell if his intended meaning is literal), and it’s also worth noting that Christian nations were the first to abolish chattel slavery, but it’d be a stretch to say the Bible directly discourages slavery.

Viking_Hippie ,

Actually, the first nation to abolish chattel slavery was Haiti, which was NOT a Christian nation at the time. The country as we know it today was literally founded through a successful slave revolt!

noundus ,

You’re mostly correct about slavery, but rapists got stoned to death. Deuteronomy 22.

Metriximor ,

AFAIK they had to pay 50 shekels and marry the woman they raped right?

noundus ,

Yeah, I suppose I shouldn’t have left out that detail. Raping an unbetrothed virgin doesn’t get the same treatment as raping another man’s wife. I’d still say paying a fine and never being able to divorce counts as “discouraging” rape, but… damn.

jarfil ,

An “unbetrothed virgin” wasn’t a woman, Romans didn’t even give them names at birth, just a serial number like Prima, Secunda, Tertia… and they were an expenditure to maintain until they could get sold in matrimony… guess for less than 50 shekels, or it wouldn’t be much of a fine otherwise.

craftyindividual , in I don't think shitposting has ever bean any simpler.

In Heinz sight, you are truly adding to the (47) varietys of this meme.

UlyssesT ,
Infamousblt , in Just most of the time.
@Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

I mean he still kinda is. He walked in, took the mugshot, paid his cash bail, and walked out. He didn’t spend any meaningful time in jail. Only poor people who can’t afford their bail spend time in jail.

strawberry ,
@strawberry@artemis.camp avatar

great system we have eh?

ren , in lemmy now
@ren@lemmy.world avatar

You mean: The entire internet right now.

realbaconator ,

Nah Lemmy is definitely worse than the majority of social media platforms rn. There’s blatant posts of the exact same thing in the exact same communities by different users hours apart with hundreds of upvotes each so I literally can’t go 3 posts in the All feed without seeing his stupid face and it’s gotten to the point where I’m just downvoting people for low effort. I don’t fucking care about some guys mug shot to need to be informed a hundred times, if you’re gonna make jokes at least put effort into it

ren ,
@ren@lemmy.world avatar

not remotely. Both, my mastodon & my IG feed were filled with that asshats mugshot. Like… LITERALLY filled. I ended up just logging off for the night last night.

Here I subscribe to a lot of non-political & non-meme communities, so it wasn’t nearly as aggressive.

BetaBlake ,

Literally the top ten posts on reddit last night were the mugshot

Samsy ,

The problem is, there isn’t enough content. Maybe create some.

Radicalized , in this disappointment happened recently

I am surprised at the many nice, fair, liberal people from my past that, 5-10 years later, have transformed into turbo-racists and Christo-fascists.

Duamerthrax ,

I know a bunch of trekkies, a fandom around a post scarcity, pseudo communist utopia, embrace crypto despite it being an artificial scarcity concept that doesn’t really fix any of the issues of the preceding system. I make fun of them whenever nfts come up, including posting any negative nft news into the humor channel of their discord.

GreenMario ,

The right wing trekkies is the weirdest one for me.

Like, let me introduce you to the original SJW, a little know fella named idk, Gene Roddenberry.

Duamerthrax ,

They’re not really right wing. Very suburban, sheltered and privileged, but I’ve never heard them talk politics. I can say extra privileged because one of them wanted to put an Battlefield sound board in their car. Sure, that’s what you want. Making it easy to accidentally make the sounds of gunfire if you ever get pulled over by a cop because your taillight is out.

As far as star trek goes, they’re rather talk about the power output of the phasers then character arcs. They’re very basic.

UlyssesT ,

As far as star trek goes, they’re rather talk about the power output of the phasers then character arcs. They’re very basic.

They admire the technical details of the blue curtains, in other words, ignoring that it’s a story typically being told with an intended point to it besides “fictional energy beam go psheeeeew.”

Rilichu ,

I’ve known a number of self labeled “liberals” that basically think being progressive means simply not being openly racist and restraining from yelling slurs on a street corner.

Surprise surprise it turns out they were just closet bigots who were aware what crowds they could get away with expressing their horrid views with and in the recent years figured street corners are now perfectly up for grabs.

Decompose ,

Just to cover all bases. Maybe you’re just too late due to your brainwashing making you not realize how delusional you are? But of course that’s not the case, because you’re the Super Smartest Guy™, and everyone else is so stupid to not understand your true genius.

Congrats… I guess?

RedQuestionAsker2 ,
@RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net avatar

Do you know this person or do you just act like a half coherent smug weirdo at random?

DrQuint ,

You chose to make this post here, in the defense of religious bigotry. Somehow, something about this vague post was enough to trigger the reply you wrote.

Congrats. No guesses, you achieved exactly what you wanted: Everyone knows you’re an idiot.

nat_turner_overdrive ,
@nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net avatar

Maybe you’ve never been to America, but christian fascists are staggeringly common here

UlyssesT , (edited )

Maybe you’re just too late due to your brainwashing making you not realize how delusional you are?

Surely it is mental illness if people disagree with you! And mentally ill people are intrinsically bad and deserve contempt!

Your armband is showing. scared-fash

nightmareofahorse ,

A little misplaced anger can go a long way!

argv_minus_one ,

Ruin millions of lives, then misdirect the resulting outrage by telling everyone it’s the fault of immigrants/gays/trans/etc.

Never ceases to disappoint me how many people are fooled by that trick.

TheAlbatross , in Winter time be like

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  • hungryphrog ,

    ✨consumer society✨

    droans ,

    “We’re on track to open fifty new churches this quarter. And, don’t tell anyone, but I’m the creative lead on an upcoming crusade!”

    dangblingus , in understanding games is a form of systemic analysis

    No respawn. Gambling mechanics.

    x4740N ,
    @x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

    No respawn

    Do we know that for certain, what if past oifes are previous spawns

    uphillbothways , in Italians are literally braver than cops
    @uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

    Roofers, landscapers, construction workers, garbage collectors, truck drivers and farmers are all in much more dangerous and essential occupations than those choosing to be police officers. Police officers just complain the loudest.

    Police officers cause much more death in the population than they are subjected to "in the line of duty". They are net aggressors.

    https://usafacts.org/articles/how-many-police-officers-die-in-the-line-of-duty/

    mr_washee_washee ,

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    webghost0101 , in Doom can run on anything

    Q: So what do you do for a living?

    A: “I am only the greatest scientist of our age, harnessing the computational might of soldier crabs! While others tinker with mere circuits, I’ve unlocked the organic potential of crustacean logic gates. The future, my friend, isn’t in machines, but in the scuttle of millions of tiny legs! Mwahahaha!”

    Psionicsickness ,

    *billions of tiny legs

    webghost0101 ,

    Scientist answer is part by Chatgpt. Maybe i should have enabled wolfram.

    teft , in Mace Windu
    @teft@startrek.website avatar

    You can edit the title.

    Gormadt ,
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Straight up one of the really cool features over here vs the old place

    HonoraryMancunian ,

    I don’t think you can on Sync at least

    VikingHippie ,

    Use a better app such as Jerboa or Voyager? 🤷

    Draedron ,

    Jerboa and voyager were good when there were no other apps but nothing beats synchs UI in my opinion

    VikingHippie ,

    Synch’s UI which lacks such basic features as post editing? Sounds very beatable to me 🤷

    brb ,

    Post editing has nothing to do with UI

    VikingHippie ,

    Yeah it does. It’s one way in which the user interfaces with lemmy. Did you forget what it’s an abbreviation of?

    brb ,

    The app is missing a feature, not a part of the UI

    Draedron ,

    If you dont post then that doesnt matter. For me a clean UI where I see what I want to see is the best. Which synch offers. If you want to see different things then cool, use a different app. But people constantly bashing synch are just annoying.

    VikingHippie ,

    I’m not “constantly bashing synch” lol, I’m just stating my preference for another app and using the lack of a specific function as an example of why 🤷

    HonoraryMancunian ,

    You can edit posts, just not titles. For now, anyway. It’s constantly being upgraded as it’s so new.

    photonic_sorcerer , in I'm right, right?
    @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I don’t mean to be a downer, but this is a Boomer meme.

    Geose ,

    Wife bad

    blanketswithsmallpox ,
    @blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

    ExWife.

    Also alimony can be given to the man as well if he decided to be the homemaker or stay at home parent.

    Whoever gets paid more is the one who ends up owing down, doesn't matter if you have a dick or wind chimes down there.

    MasterBlaster ,

    How many women do you know who marry men who make less than they?

    bobs_monkey ,

    I know a small handful, they do exist

    ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
    @ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah but it’s actually relatable. I wasn’t even married and I went through something like this

    Wage_Slave ,

    Should it matter?

    Especially_the_lies ,

    Uhhh, I’m a Xennial and this hits hard. I am basically paying for her mortgage with the amount of money I have to give my ex every month. She has always had zero ambition, so I was always getting raises, and by the time we split, our finances were in two very different places, so the court said I have the luxury of paying her monthly just to be rid of her.

    SupraMario ,

    You got screwed then if you’re in the usa, spousal alimony is basically non-existent. Most states don’t have it anymore and those that do have it for about a year.

    Especially_the_lies ,

    I’m well aware of how screwed I got… I’m hoping that in the next year or so I’ll be able to re-litigate with a different lawyer. I was so desperate to get out of that marriage, I took some bad advice.

    My biggest problem is that my life hasn’t been the most stable since I left her. The sick amount of money I have to give her every month certainly hasn’t helped.

    SupraMario ,

    Does she work? What state are you in? You shouldn’t be paying her at all really. Alimony has really lost its teeth in the last 10 years.

    MasterBlaster ,

    I got screwed too, because we have a child. If he has one, he is screwed until the kid finishes college or is 25 yo.

    He also pays in full even if he has 50% custody. Here in america, woman good man bad.

    stevehobbes ,

    Certainly it sounds like you’re bad.

    It’s your kid, why shouldn’t you be happily paying for his or her life?

    MasterBlaster ,

    Only boomers have bad marriages? Or is it because someone who was famous before you were born should never be shown in a meme?

    Or is it boomer because you don’t get it?

    Astroturfed ,

    Thinking all the shit is his instead of martial assets to be equally split. Is some wife bad boomer humor is I believe the point.

    Got_Bent , in RIP Cheems

    My Shiba crossed the bridge two years ago at age fifteen.

    There are not many dog breeds that are more difficult and there are not many dog breeds that are more rewarding.

    I still miss him daily.

    Disclaimer: While he did happen to be a purebred Shiba Inu, I got him at the SPCA and didn’t know shibas were even a thing at the time. I only learned that at the first vet visit.

    Kalkaline ,
    @Kalkaline@programming.dev avatar

    What’s so difficult about the breed? I know nothing about them.

    XEAL ,

    Stubborn IIRC

    degrix ,
    @degrix@lemmy.hqueue.dev avatar

    They’re a stubborn breed to train and have a generally high flight instinct so they love to run out the door without the leash.

    MyNameIsIgglePiggle ,

    So basically a cat that can’t climb trees?

    Joris , in its even more outdated

    Nah. SMS and iMessage are the IE of messaging. Unsafe and locked in.

    Zagorath ,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    iMessage I’ll give you, but how is SMS locked in? It’s a completely open standard.

    Joris ,

    I was thinking of SMS alternatives at a carrier level… But yeah, you’re right.

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Rule number one.
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    What if I've got a perfectly smoked butt that's just begging to be shredded?

    Especially_the_lies ,

    I’ll be right over!

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