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paysrenttobirds ,

I think you better ask about the rest of his rules

_CottonCandyUnicorn_ ,

It is now!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Fair. That’s how the majority of food borne illnesses occurs.

newIdentity ,

What if it’s a turkey?

SomeBoyo ,

Don’t put your hands in your butt.

newIdentity ,

Oh. Yeah

veloxization ,
@veloxization@yiffit.net avatar

Oh… Um…

how to remove stuffing from own butt

victron ,

Push it (out). Push it real good.

NotSpez ,

Get one cup. And two girls.

SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Instructions unclear. Got a jar instead.

over_clox ,

You can stick the turkey in your butt, just as long as you don’t put your hands in there.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

What if I've got a perfectly smoked butt that's just begging to be shredded?

Especially_the_lies ,

I’ll be right over!

AllonzeeLV ,

My cooking rules:

  1. Don’t
  2. eat ingredients out of their packages instead
Especially_the_lies ,

Mmmmm… raw chicken… 🤤

gravitas_deficiency ,

Delicious salmonella

UrPartnerInCrime ,

I think you mean chickenella. We weren’t talking about salmon, sir.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Of course, you’re right - my apologies. It must be the chickenella.

thefartographer ,

Chickenella: the story of Cinderella’s unfortunate sister

HikingVet ,

Not very popular at dinner parties though.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

(pouring salt and chili peppers down my throats)

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