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bruhduh , in One meme at a time
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What happened to the cat in meme

FreudianCafe ,

The image is blured in the first one to give the impression of movement

bruhduh ,
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Thank you, you’ve calmed me down

WeirdGoesPro ,
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I was worried too. Thanks for asking the scary question.

Gradually_Adjusting , in This would break the internet
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I can imagine it. Do you think Europe could maybe invade the UK? That seems reasonable.

Thcdenton , in Video Chats

And you’ll still forget the dildo on the shelf

phorq ,

I hid it in my popcorn bucket

mindbleach , in Paying for free software

Stop using this bigot’s picture to smug up a lukewarm take.

BedSharkPal ,

Spicy but true.

ArmokGoB ,

Nah, keep using it so we can point and laugh at the moron.

mindbleach ,

Eight fucking years of fascists’ jeering faces every god-damn day is more than enough, thanks very much.

Jakdracula , (edited ) in Goya endorsement
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The sitting president of the United States doing a commercial from the White House for a company headquartered in Puerto Rico - the same Puerto Rico where he tossed rolls of paper towels to people after a hurricane destroyed their country.

madmaurice ,
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Wait. That’s a real picture…?

conditional_soup ,

I’m 99% sure it is. The only hesitation is that the Trump presidency was so unhinged that you could make all manner of nonsense up and it would seem truthy. There was a whole thing where the owner of Goya beans endorsed him or something and Trump and his cult got really weird about buying and promoting Goya products for like a month.

MrJameGumb ,
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Yes. His daughter made a post like this too

Jakdracula ,
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Jakdracula ,
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Yes, it’s a real picture.

www.snopes.com/…/donald-trump-goya-beans/

wellee ,

Oh. Yeah. I’m jealous you don’t remember this whole scandal. Goya was linked to some far right ideals, but I forget the details. Bad enough I stopped buying goya.

cyberpunk007 , in Relatable

This image looks like it was compressed and converted and compressed like 50 times lol

bane_killgrind ,

Weird that the meme creator didn’t use linus’s actual wife for the meme about mad wife

meekah ,
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Are there images of her being mad? I know I’ve seen her upset but never mad, but to be fair I don’t watch that much LTT

SacralPlexus , in Can you muppets stop throwing away money on awful companies producing subpar games?

I bought Deep Rock Galactic, Subnautica, annd Satisfactory in early access and have no regrets. These are great games and I would rather pay to be a beta tester on them than play many AAA finished pieces of junk. I think in general it’s not a bad thing to be wary about early access but I’m not sure it warrants an all or nothing approach.

reversebananimals ,

Nuance? On the internet? Get the fuck out of here.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , in How the mighty have fallen

I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they're little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I'm just standing there going, "Damn!".

meant2live218 ,

One of my hens came up to me as I stepped outside, but instead of following me around, she leaped at something to my left. She shredded apart a 4-inch long mantis!

psud ,

And then they give the best eggs. The best eggs are made of mice and bugs

doctorcrimson ,

You gotta be careful though because sometimes they get a craving for the high taurine diet and start eating their own eggs. Incredibly hard problem to fix once it starts.

HulkSmashBurgers ,

Idk seems like some breading and frying or baking and stuffing would solve the problem lol.

doctorcrimson ,

Well yes but then your egg production from the chicken(s) goes down to zero.

loaExMachina , (edited ) in I just don't pay enough attention to politics .

Bro, the left and right are originally French, not American, and they’re applied worldwide throughout various systems.

Long story short, in the original National Assembly in 1789, people with similar opinions ended up befriending each-other and sitting nearby during the session, so at one point you had all those who thought the revolution ought to go further (give more rights to more people, decrease the power of the king or outright depose him, etc…) sitting on the left, and all those who thought the revolution had gone to far already and ought to slow down sitting on the right.

Of course, by this metric, the very concept of a republic is far left, but the idea is that no matter what system you’re in, once it’s established enough, wanting to maintain the status quo is being a centrist, wanting change that puts more power in the hands of common people is left wing, and opposing such changes or wanting to undo them to “restore order”, often concentrating power in fewer hands, is right wing.

This “power” I speak of was at the beginning just political power, but through the 19th century, the focus shifted towards economic power. Therefore, since the late 19th century, a right wing policy a policy that favors the rich, and a left wing policy one that places restrictions on the rich and welfare policy for the poor to decrease inequality. This is why liberals were initially left wing, but neoliberalism is now mostly regarded as a wing ideology. These are policies that want a weaker state, but more rights/powers for rich individuals.

InquisitiveApathy ,

I am very surprised that there is only one legitimate reference to the original coining of these terms from the beginning of the French Revolution so far in this thread asking what these terms mean.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s not exactly relevant to a modern conversation, even if the history does highlight the Overton Window and how being the “left” or “right” is still different from being a “leftist” or a “right winger” as left or right wing is usually relative to local politics and “leftist” vs “right winger” refers to broad ideologies.

Lileath , in Pouring one out for my boy Ingenuity
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Hard to not be the best mars helicopter when you are the only one.

Deceptichum ,
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But it says a hell of a lot if you’re not the best in that situation.

meekah ,
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My dad once called me, super excited, and told me to come home right now. “I made the best apple pie I’ve ever made”, he said.

It was, in fact, the first apple pie he made. It was decent.

NicerLemmyUser ,

I’d eat anything my father used to make, simply because we both were super excited for how it was gonna turn out. Safe to say it was usually only decent but I would kill to have that kind of experience again. (Not saying he is dead or anything but we both have gotten very busy and it’s hard to do stuff like that)

Filthmontane , in Janitors provide a valuable service

I’ll be far too full after eating the rich to also eat the janitor.

JusticeForPorygon ,
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Share the platter w/ the janitor. Then you can eat twice the rich

Filthmontane ,

That’s solidarity right there

RunAroundDesertYou , in I love those path

Idk, this really doesn’t have to do anything with Pythagora’s Theorem

Kruemel ,

The way is sqr(2)=1.4 instead of 2.

XTL ,

It’s also a straight line between points, so nobody really cares just how much shorter it is.

7eter ,
yetAnotherUser ,

Yeah, it’s just the triangle inequality.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
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Beyond the general “hehe funny meme” Some seem to think there’s some kind of math going on in people’s heads other than “shortcut”

The knowledge of Pythagoras or math doesn’t factor in here at all. Toddlers do this.

Having the knowledge just gives you fancy words for the resulting coincidental shape.

TimeSquirrel ,
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Having the knowledge just gives you fancy words for the resulting coincidental shape.

Isn't that basically all of physics? Just an abstract concept to describe something that sort of fits the rules we extrapolated from observations so far.

gandalf_der_12te ,

Yeah, somebody once explained this to me like

“even stupid animals go directly at where they want to go”

myslsl ,

Yeah, true. No Euclidean distances implicit to this problem. Oh, wait…

jenny_ball ,
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yea i get the intent but it doesn’t really make sense

dessalines ,

Yeah… this is just “the shortest distance between two points is a straight line”

HawlSera , in Rules for thee but not for me

This is why I never bought the “Joe has dementia!” line, it just feels empty when Trump always does crazy shit that makes no sense, and Biden’s just… well… a boring politician

platypus_plumba ,

A boring politician? Supporting Israel is boring?

Traister101 ,

Sadly yeah

SnotFlickerman ,
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They don’t call it “the banality of evil” for nothing, I suppose.

akariii ,

when you look at American presidents’ history of supporting… well… Israel… yeah, that’s pretty much what was expected of him or any other candidate

HawlSera ,

Sadly this, I’d have been surprised if he showed even a slight disappointment with Israel… Sides Trump LITERALLY put the US Embassy in Jerusalem and announced it was Israel’s.

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

I mean, it’s pretty fucked up. But not in a way that stands out. Most US politicians support Israel.

We don’t get a lot of good options here, just different degrees of shitty.

lolcatnip ,

Every accusation is a confession.

deaf_fish ,

I mean, Joe might have dementia, but if my choice is between Biden or Trump, I’m picking Biden.

phorq , in Keep the change and I don’t need a copy.

Rookie move, the key is to have pocket sand that you throw into their eyes to give you move time and to make room for the pocket change…

leo ,
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jaschen ,

My outfit doesn’t have pockets

bingbong ,

Use nature’s pocket

Twelve20two ,

The eyelids!

pancakes , in The comments speak for themselves
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I don’t want to read the thing. I want to discuss the thing that i didn’t read with other people who didn’t read the thing.

Johanno ,

Did you read the thing? Because I didn’t and I don’t like your opinion on that topic!

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