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Fizz , in "Tie me up and do whatever you want."
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You joke but some girls actually want to be tied up and left waiting. Maybe not waiting for you to finish a game of league of legends though.

Franzia ,

There’s a way to kink on and have fun with anything, one must imagine them both happy

Designate6361 , in Nothing to worry about, Big Brother is just looking out for us.
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Literally not a meme, i have done this before

h3mlocke ,

Are the two mutually exclusive?

mustardman ,

Once the doing is done, it is no longer a meme.

SturgiesYrFase ,
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Explain Beef Stroganoff then

mustardman ,

I can’t because I’m still waiting for something big

SturgiesYrFase ,
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✊️ the struggle is real

h3mlocke ,

How so?

lugal , in It's a problem

As a member of an invasive species myself, I feel offended

Russian_Bot_6969 ,

Humans are the ultimate invasive species. In fact, the majority of invasive species origins in a biome can be traced back to human activity.

Not being eco-fash, just pointing out that we can’t exploit the land to a maximum degree and then hoist the blame onto bugs, cats and carp.

lugal ,

When animals invade without the “help” of humans, it happens in a very different speed which the ecosystem can adapt to.

And even tho I made the joke, I wouldn’t say humans are the problem. Humans lived more or less “in harmony” with nature and then came colonialism and capitalism. Humans are capable of living differently, the market is not.

smollittlefrog ,

Humans eradicated species of animals long before even the medieval ages.

It’s just a thing humans do.

lugal ,

Yes, but never on an ecosystem endangering scale. Species go extinct, that’s what happens in nature all the time and humans were the cause in history and prehistory. But never on the scale of today.

If you have the mega fauna in mind: it’s very debated how big of an impact the humans had. There are different factors at play for sure, like changing climate. Was it really humanity that made the woollen mammoth go extinct at the end of the ice age?

ComradePorkRoll ,

Found the Br*tish person.

bestnerd ,

I’m a zebra mussel as well

AllonzeeLV , (edited ) in I still feel the pain like it was yesterday

Ah memories. I used to steal school supplies to make origami fortune tellers and sell them to kids in grade school.

Then I realized becoming an unfeeling capitalist only concerned with profiting off of my fortune tellers was making me into a monster, and I haven’t looked back since. Now if I do origami, it is either for personal use or as gifts. The darkness tested me, I saw what that path would make of me, and I chose the light.

I may not be an origami mogul, but my humanity wasn’t worth discarding to become one.

Anders429 ,

Whenever people ask why anyone makes open source software for free, I’m going to use this as a metaphor.

_stranger_ ,

I see you fellow anti capitalist.

I remember this asshole of a kid in middle school selling these neat looking pens for a dollar each.

I found a box of them at a flea market that weekend and had my mom buy them for me, they came out to like 10 cents each. I sold them to every kid in class for a quarter and shut his shitty grift right down.

Xel , in brainwashed through loneliness only to be more lonely but also sexist now
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My kitchen YouTube feed randomly showed me a “Rachel Zegler criticism” video and I was curious so I put it while cooking.

It was basically a 40 min rant where some YouTuber was showing her hypocrisy because she said Hollywood needs more representation from latinos even though she was acting on a movie as a puerto rican. The video could have been 2 minutes long but I noticed it was mostly the guy criticising every single word she’s said and telling you how to feel about it.

I checked YouTube the next day and now it’s full of alt right channels, for context I mostly watch veritasium, audit the Audit, science podcasts, dw documentaries, kurzgesagt and some music videos, I rarely watch political stuff on that account and yet now I see Ben Shapiro, Piers Morgan, Andrew Tate, Steven Crowder and the likes, literally my whole front page was just them and my automatic queue would be increasingly alt right shit.

I clicked on not interested and don’t recommend this channel and yet I constantly see the videos showing up in the front page.

I think YouTube is heavily pushing this type of content, even if you try to show the algorithm that you are not interested. They probably see that it makes people get more engaged with the platform so they are okay with radicalizing everyone just for profit.

gothicdecadence ,

If you delete the video you watched it should help

lowered_lifted ,

You got it. Alt right to Nazi pipeline = increased view time = increased ad revenue. Same with how Facebook ranked content that got people to give it an “angry” react 5x higher in the algorithm than a “like” at one point. Anger/hate drives engagement.

TheBat ,
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LukeMedia ,

I like that it ended the scene

foo ,

I think you tubes algorithm looks for things that are new to you and then loads you up on that. For example, I had an event that has caused my tinnitus to spike and I found a 10 hour video to listen to while I work that helps mask it. Now my entire fucking feed is overrun by different coloured noises and quack/chiropractors telling me to pull my ears to heal my tomorrow

_bug0ut ,
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I actually got this solely in YouTube shorts, but without having viewed anything related to it. Every few Shorts I scroll through, I’m met with something plucked straight out of the alpha/sigma/HKV trashbin and I’m assuming it’s because I likely got demographic’d. It frankly kind of pushed me away from the whole feature - not much of value was lost since a lot of Shorts are just teaser trash that gives you a portion of a story designed to drive you to the channel.

Oddly, my regular, non-Shorts recommendations are fine.

winter ,

Dalas, ¿verdad? Tiene el poder de hacer parecer razonables sus palabras para gente ignorante, aunque sean basura

jigsaw250 ,

Youtube will add things here and there to find you something new to binge on to stay on their platform. If you watch something a little, you’ll be shown a couple similar videos. But if you watch a lot of that first video, you’ll be bombarded with similar content like you were.

It’s made me have to watch in incognito first, just so it doesn’t screw up my Recommended.

hinterlufer ,

You might want to try deleting that video from your watch history. Idk if it actually does anything to the recommendations but definitely something to try.

NigelFrobisher , in Gaming Then vs Gaming Now

Somebody clearly doesn’t remember boot disks and configuring your soundblaster hardware interrupt number.

Droechai ,

Going through .ini-files to find any bugs and manually change to get it to run is something I don’t miss with modern releases.

Or buying a game and realize your specific graphic accelerator isn’t supported in the dark ages before DirectX

datwillpowerdo , in There's a lack of brooding

Surprisingly wholesome.

empireOfLove , in And also a robot dinosaur rocketship

30 gallons per minute flow rate, house plumbing has to be upgraded to an 1 ½" mainline to support it lmfao

GBU_28 ,

Pioneers are not daunted by mere tech specs

empireOfLove ,

Of course. For nothing is impossible if you have enough money to throw at the problem.

Neato ,
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Honey, we can't run the washing machine or wash our hands for a new minutes. The Jones' are showering again.

JohnDClay ,

Need a huge tank in the attic, I’m sure the structure can support tons of extra weight!

bobs_monkey ,

And immediately illegal in the state of California lol

strawberry , in A secret best left unknown
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I ironed mine out 🤭

tja ,
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Ouch 😳

ShaunaTheDead ,
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I thought you were supposed to sand it down. I don't know, it's too complicated so I'm returning all of the hardware and hoping to exchange it.

strawberry ,
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wait I can exchange it? where?

ShaunaTheDead ,
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I wish I knew! I'll let you know when I find out.

strawberry ,
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thanks :)

radioactiveradio ,

Church.

strawberry ,
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ew

darkmatterstyx ,

I pierced mine to make sure it stays closed

strawberry ,
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good for u

porkins , in Show everyone what you got, honey.

It’s hard to imagine a time when you could smoke a cigarette on a talk show.

netburnr ,
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Try being older than 40

EdibleFriend ,
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I remember ashtrays at the end of every aisle in the grocery store.

netburnr ,
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And in airplanes!

kaupas24 ,
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They're still in the bathrooms, but for safety reasons.

nilloc ,

How about the foil McDonald’s ash trays with the logo stamped in them.

My wife still has Xmas ornaments she made as a kid out of them. And none of her family ever smoked.

porkins ,

I’m going to be a year away. I remember smoking sections in restaurants and a world without the internet. I was probably less than 10 taking bike excursions around town without supervision . It was a different time.

wuphysics87 ,

I remember cigarette vending machines in diners

clearedtoland , in It was necessary for the plot

Bet it took a few takes too lol

Rubanski ,

Kubrick level of retakes most likely

CMDR_Horn ,
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The commercial where the nerd kid made out with the supermodel took ~30 takes.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in I think he's worse though.
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Elon lacks the style of Zorg, and indeed the Robber Barons of our previous Gilded Age. All of the buildings they make are ugly glass squares. All of their initiatives are self-serving. Carnegie was an asshole, but at least he could commission something beautiful.

TheMusicalFruit , in You know it's true
Dylan ,

Dirty Dick’s has great merch actually lmao. Got a couple of shirts and mugs for my folks when were in Nag’s Head.

TheMusicalFruit ,

Lol yeah they do.

original_ish_name , (edited ) in Every third post on Lemmy

My main problem is that most of the memes aren’t even funny.

Make memes that are funny and then we can talk

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Expecting memes to be funny is literally the same as voting for Trump. Memes are supposed to be brave and important, and if you don’t agree with that you’re part of the problem.

the_post_of_tom_joad ,

You had me at first lol

Facebones ,

I saw one an hour or two ago, literally just a YouTube video of some guy screaming “if you have a penis you’re a boy if you have a vagina you’re a girl! Got it?!” end video

teichflamme ,

Yeah, it’s literally just circlejerking the same dumb political views with different variations of “if you don’t agree you’re stupid”

calzone_gigante , in Why must we be done this way?

I agree that the school environment should be more motivating, but there’s no way to compete with apps and games designed to be addictive, even adults have trouble avoiding their phones at work.

sturmblast ,

it’s called having discipline

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