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StudChud , in Also "parasite".

I’m just gonna keep calling them “cunts” lol

Delonix ,

Bless ya soul

SaltyIceteaMaker , in I mean it.

Fuck inter-city express (ICE)? Yeah i agree the Deutsche Bahn is horrible & unreliable. Also their trains are always late.

volodya_ilich ,

While those trains are indeed always late, at least they don’t pollute cities the way that ICE (Internal Combustion Engines) do!

JoeBigelow ,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Hey, at least internal combustion engines are useful for something

Floshie ,

Hey ! My dad’s an internal combustion engine

vfreire85 ,

and he will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

Gsus4 , (edited ) in Elections
@Gsus4@programming.dev avatar

This is so 2015…now it would be “Once elected, I will murder every single one of you” and they would reply with joy in unisson: “Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you’re our saviour!!!”

saltesc , in Don't be a dick leave old people alone.

It’s gonna happen to you and your grandkids are gonna be wondering how you managed to get scammed by such obvious AI mimicking government entities with it’s own complex ecosystem running milliseconds behind reality.

parpol ,

Our grandkids’ personal AI assistants are going to get scammed by scammers’ personal AI assistants, sending all their v-bucks to India.

OttoVonNoob OP ,

My family member who I often lock horns over politics was almost scammed. Everyone eas giving him a hard time and he was anxious about me giving him shit. I told him, it wasn’t his fault someone tried to steal from you. Theyre in the wrong, not you. He was very taken back and grateful. It can happen to anyone those Cock Dinosaurs try to induce fight or flight.

shneancy ,

despite being tech savvy and knowledgeable about various scamming methods I once nearly fell for an obvious scam.

I was expecting a package and when I woke up in the morning I saw on my phone that there was a delivery attempt. Clicked the link to redirect/retry delivery and only when it asked me for my banking details it hit me- what the hell was the postman doing at 5am trying to deliver packages?

anybody can get scammed, hell, the famous “i troll scammers” youtube guy once fell for a scam and nearly lost his youtube account! Getting cocky is the worst you can do

aeki ,

I like that Cory Doctorow is pretty open about having been scammed despite being quite well informed, because it really can happen to anyone. It just takes the right convergence of factors.

pluralistic.net/2024/02/05/cyber-dunning-kruger/

henfredemars , in Faithful

Person of principle.

brbposting ,

Except for using Zuckmessenger

name_NULL111653 ,

Eww, zucky.

Empricorn ,

It zucks.

neo , in No Kevin

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
So who is Cheddar then?

ilija ,

Cheddar is cheese

Freeman ,

Its not

ilija ,

How do you know that?

Freeman ,

Ah, I mistook “american cheese” with “cheddar”. The first isnt cheese, the second one is. Those american slices in the "cheese"burger, those that come out od the plastic wrapper, we in Switzerland call them “Cheddar” as well.

Karyoplasma ,

American cheese often does contain actual cheddar. It’s basically a cheese blend that is mixed together with sodium citrate. I live in Germany and American cheese cannot be sold as “cheese” here, the industry usually calls it “Sandwichscheiben”, but maybe Switzerland is less strict.

federalreverse ,

Actually, part of the reason that American cheese cannot be called “cheese” even in the US is that it’s not just cheese + sodium citrate anymore. For cost reasons, it’s now cheese + butter + skim milk powder + sodium citrate.

Karyoplasma ,

Cheddar is well worth a visit. It’s a cozy, little town and the gorges are gorgeous (huehuehue). There are also awesome hiking trail around there.

KAYDUBELL ,

Cheddar Bob? He’s my homie from 8 mile

Son_of_dad ,

You’re not cheddar, you’re just some common bitch!

AtariDump ,
thejoker954 ,

R.I.P. Andre

Alto , in go get your eyes checked
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

I apparently threw my glasses across the room in my sleep last night. Spent a solid 5 minutes going full on Velma mode looking for them.

Wilzax ,

Do you wear your glasses in bed??

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

No, I frankly don't have the slightest clue how I did it.

Wilzax ,

That makes this so much funnier

Slovene ,

How else are you gonna see in your dream?

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

Funnily enough, taking my glasses off in a dream and still being able to see is how I've realized I was I a dream a couple times. Unfortunately I immediately get way too excited at the prospect and immediately wake up every time haha

voracitude , (edited )

Sleepwalking is correlated with stress levels. I’ve sleepwalked a few times in my life; some I half-remember, but most not at all, I only know if I find out from someone else like family/friends/partners.

When I was a teenager, I had a wall scroll that hung above the head of my bed. One morning, I found it piled on the floor next to my bed. It could have been one of my family, but they all denied it and there’s no motivation anyway. I had to conclude that I did it in my sleep, but it’s stuck with me because I’ve always found it extremely disturbing that I’m up and about while I’m completely (or nearly completely) unconscious. I’ve lived in a few skyscrapers with windows and balcony doors that opened more than enough for me to jump, and the idea that I’ll wake up halfway down scares the everfucking bejeezus out of me.

SpeedLimit55 ,

Ha, thats why I keep an old pair in the nightstand.

BigAssZombie ,

u can use your phone’s cam

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

I make use of that trick a lot, unfortunately it wasn't a ton of help this time.

foggy , in Trent Reznor meant that too.

We all know it’s Johnny Cashs song now though.

danc4498 ,

Trent Reznor even said so.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Trent is wrong, the original is better. Johnny’s is ok.

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

They are both great. Johnny’s is definitely more than ok. Even subjectively speaking. You can say you dont like it, or it’s not for you, but objectively, it hits many nails on many heads and is an excellent version. Im not a fan of either band/artist. NiN has some great songs that i have heard. Johnny cash does, too. Hurt is definitely one of the best from both (of what i have heard)

Kyle_The_G ,

would you say it hits the nine inch nail on the head?

danc4498 ,

I’m willing to say definitely that if you like the original, you have to like the remake. The only exception is if you’re trying really hard to show your NIN Fandom. But if you relax that instinct for 1 minute, you will like the Johnny Cash version.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

im not really a huge fan, ive listened to some of their stuff and liked it, and the original much better.

machinaeZER0 ,

I like the original key better - may have been harder for Cash to sing in, though

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

I just like the original context of anger and frustration about drug addiction more than country western melancholy.

I tried wording that in a way that doesn’t sound like a dig at Cash’s version, but that really is how I see the difference. One is just more energetic and in the moment while the other is looking back in resignation and the former is my personal preference. Cash’s version is fine, I just disagree that his is better when both are peak quality for their genres.

KingThrillgore , (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

His version is better yeah

And I am a NIN fan through and through, this isn’t even a competition when Trent changes his version’s lyrics to match Johnny’s

ProfessorGumby , in Colombus was a Bastard Man.
@ProfessorGumby@midwest.social avatar

Of course, there was over 100 years between Columbus’ voyage and the voyage of the pilgrims on the Mayflower.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

, which also brought genocide

Grayox OP ,
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jaybone ,

Yeah, I thought he was on the Nina or Pinta or Santa Maria or something like that.

PsychedSy ,

Niña Piñata, obvs.

CableMonster ,

Alright, I thought I had forgotten all my grade school history there for a second.

HuddaBudda , in Yes, but
@HuddaBudda@kbin.social avatar

Fair point.

Though counterpoint: if someone is willing to spend $3000+ on an apple computer and cool swag. The ads already worked.

However, if the Q/A on your product is so bad, that someone who spends $3000+ would rather install an ad-block to get rid of that experience, maybe the quality assurance on those ads or products aren't as good as people think.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

i think its just them trying to turn something that works up to 11

internet ads used to be more tolerable for a brief window there, after the popup craze died and before whatever the fuck we have now

FartsWithAnAccent , in love is in the air?
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

I am a simple man: I see BBT, I downvote.

FlaminGoku ,

o7

Wes_Dev ,

“It’s so funny! Sheldon reminds me of you!”

Yeah, never watched it, but heard this enough to hate the show with a passion.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s a show that normalized hot women dating nerds.

Nerds hate this for some reason.

Wes_Dev ,

…I don’t want to date women, so I know know how that’s relevant.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Sorry, I didn’t realize that you were a psychopath that only cares about your own interests.

Wes_Dev ,

So, let me unpack what happened, from my point of view. I’m not complaining or anything, just pointing out how it seemed from my end.

I made a comment that I personally didn’t like the show because of how many times people around kept saying I was like the main character.

You replied directly to me implying that nerds should like the show because it normalizes dating them. (Which I agree is a good thing.)

I replied to say that doesn’t apply to me, and I’m not sure why it was relevant to my comment.

Finally, you left a comment to call me names.

Do you see how that entire interaction makes no sense from my side of things? I said that I didn’t like a show, and you inserted yourself into the conversation to complain that hot women should want to date me because of the show. Then, when I said that had nothing to do with what I was saying, you insulted me.

So, like, why?

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

why?

The appear to be a troll, so, trolling?

Wes_Dev ,

Oh. Makes sense. To be honest, I really didn’t care enough to bother checking their profile or any other comments. Just saw the response today and wanted to try and offer some sort of olive branch or something. idk

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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I'm just going off there comments here, but that's my hot take: Trollin.

FartsWithAnAccent , (edited )
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

implying hot women can't also be nerds and that nerdy men can't be hot

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Implying that the number of women in STEM fields is exactly the same as the number of men.

Also implying that a sitcom isn’t important why it comes to influencing people’s perceptions while also being angry over that same sitcom.

Also implying that nerds shouldn’t be successful? I don’t even know what you’re even trying to say.

Lucidlethargy , (edited )

It’s a show that makes nerds the punchline constantly, and the fact they constantly get references wrong shows the creators are everything but nerds.

When people think I should love this show, they are telling on themselves. The same is true whenever it’s recommended to anyone.

wurstgulasch3000 ,

I rewatched a few season 1 episodes a few years back. I remember them actually being funny aside from the canned laughter. It ran for way longer than it should have though and got tiring pretty quickly

Hector ,

I heard this for years while the show was running. I refused to watch the show as well. I decided to start watching it recently.

It turns out that what people were referring to when they likened me to Sheldon was my autistic traits. Sheldon incorporates a lot of specific autistic traits in his character and I am autistic. The funny thing is, one of the people that was constantly comparing me to Sheldon was a good friend of mine who was also autistic but I guess she is somewhere else on the spectrum which is why it was easier for her to associate me with Sheldon than herself.

I guess my point is to tell you that sometimes people make uneducated guesses and comparisons that may end up seeming funny when you realize why they made them. Watch the show. Laugh at them for comparing you to an exaggerated TV persona because you were different from what they expect the average person to be.

Grass ,

Some roundabout way of calling you autistic. The show is literal garbage though I tried watching it a few times but it’s just akward autistic social interaction with plenty of cringe the tv show. Real life autistic people I know are split between hating it for feeling like they are being made fun of to loving it to the point of memorizing every line word for word and being unable to stop themselves from reciting the lines in time with the episode on the screen which honestly scares the hell out of me.

Floshie ,

Any reason why ? Else than it being a sitecom (which is my number one reason why I never watched it)

I never stumbled upon someone who’s hating the show, kinda curious on the arguments

Wogi ,

I’m not op but I hated that fucking show.

They use the 4 male leads to make fun of nerdy, generally neurodivergent coded people. One of the leads is an unrepentant asshole and the show seems to argue that he must be an asshole because he’s autistic, though they never explicitly state that.

If you happen to be neurodivergent, and grew up being harassed for expressing some of the same traits represented by those characters, the show leaves an all too familiar, very bitter taste. All the while acknowledging that those characters grew up in exactly the same circumstances the show seeks to recreate for laughs.

If you’re a neurodivergent person, the show is saying to you that “you have trouble fitting in in the society you live in, that we’ve created, and that’s funny to us.”

ngn OP ,
@ngn@lemy.lol avatar

I’m the op and I didn’t even know the show existed

It’s a meme template ffs what are yall arguing about?

Wogi ,

Big bang theory was an American sitcom for 9 seasons.

The guy in the center of the image you posted is one of the main characters from the show.

veroxii ,

Generally boils down to misogyny and racism. newstatesman.com/…/big-bang-theory-plague-society…

Anamnesis , in Your silly warning cannot stop me

This is a good way to get a visit from the mailer daemon.

ichbinjasokreativ , in In a multiverse....

This was actually funny

SaltyIceteaMaker , in Phytagoras
@SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

How long is a feef tho

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Zero. Then all the other measurements make sense.

Huschke ,

But then the two on the bottom would have to be inside one another.

JackFrostNCola ,

Its an awkward position but it is possible

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Kinky. But no, not necessarily. You could say that one of them is the actual person and the other “person” is just the first person’s shadow. It’s a stretch, but it’s the best I’ve got.

YeetPics , in boycott Nintendo products
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Nah don’t boycott Nintendo’s shit; steal it.

gianni OP ,

How to steal something you can’t own? Instructions unclear /s

simple ,

YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A SWITCH

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

It’s simple, steal another copy.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

*make an unauthorized copy of it

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Already ha… oh uh, I mean nope, I sure wouldn’t do that, ossifer law! :-P

Auzy ,

You’re still buying Nintendo hardware.

Honestly, I stopped using Nintendo because of all the joycon issues, the fact they’ve been mainly just remaking the same games for 30 years and they screwed Wii u customers. You need to re buy the same games again.

On Wii u, not sure if this changed, but if you broke the main controller, you basically couldn’t replace it.

They have a better rep than Microsoft and Sony , but I’m not convinced they deserve it

No idea why anyone would buy anything except a steamdeck these days

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

still buying Nintendo hardware.

Steal that too, and if you wanna move the posts again consider emulation.

Auzy ,

Why bother with either? I’ve already played 3000 versions of mario cart and super mario. I can probably skip the latest ones

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