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ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in Any time I want to install a new app for work
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

I like how the low quality image makes it seem like your device can’t handle higher resolution

Amilo159 ,
@Amilo159@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the retina resolution, what ever do you mean low quality!

scrubbles , in ENHANCE!!!
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Rockstar: looks great, ship it!

chase_what_matters ,

$49

gusVLZ , in Who cares to touch the grass?

yyyyMMddTHH:mm:ss.sss+Z for the win

ArbitraryValue , in Abe-sama gives advice

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Vej ,

unplugs amazon dot

interdimensionalmeme ,

This “weakness” is the only thing that makes existence remotely tolerable.

Frozzie ,
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.

Ho_Chi_Chungus , in Abe-sama gives advice
@Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net avatar

the-doohickey not so fast, Abe-sama. I have the power of Hexbear emojis now

Addfwyn ,

The fact you guys have The Blaster as an emoji is just stalin heart hands

MemesAreTheory ,
@MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net avatar

It’s a DOOHICKEY. Blasters are for starwars libs.

Addfwyn ,

I stand corrected comrade. I admit I lack the technical expertise on doohickeys, I need to study more.

MemesAreTheory ,
@MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net avatar

de-encyclopedia One day you too will know such arcane things, and everyone will like you very much.

DefyTheLegends , in The best way to sort posts

I’m using top in 12 hours, which fits better when you browse in the morning and in the evening.

HonoraryMancunian ,

I use 6h because I apparently have no life

DefyTheLegends ,

I believe that it should be the other way around.

You have too much life, so you frivolously spend it on Lemmy.

Those with no life don’t have time for their own interests and hobbies.

That aside, understandable, have a good day.

kool_newt ,

Look at Mr. Popular over here. I browse 1h.

Andvari ,

I switch it based on circumstances. 12h in morning, 6h by noonish, 1h or new by 3pm.

kool_newt ,

Ya this is the best way.

HappyMeatbag , (edited ) in The US of A
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

One thing I absolutely cannot stand is the assumption that if you’re against the Israeli government, you must also be antisemitic. In many cases, nothing could be further from the truth.

The Israeli government is just as screwed up as any powerful government, and is not immune to criticism. Groundless accusations of antisemitism are often used to unfairly attack critics, distract the listener from valid criticisms, and derail the conversation.

Of course, many of those accusations are completely justified, which clouds the issue further.

mikyopii ,

It’s super tricky and problematic. Organizations like AIPAC have many American politicians in their pocket. They pump a huge amount of money into lobbying our government promoting Israeli interests. But this argument gets awfully close to “the Jews have all the money and control the world” type conspiracy thinking which is very frustrating.

HappyMeatbag ,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

Most definitely. Just as pointing out unwarranted accusations of antisemitism can sound like victim blaming, and saying that the Israeli government likes it that way can make you come off as a hateful, insensitive jerk.

Various world politicians “wrap themselves in the flag” all the time. Israeli politicians do the same thing, but they’ve done an especially good job of weaving religion and patriotism together.

YassKwiin ,

It’s a tactic to call all criticism antisemitism.

Hell, the ADL was created to free a rapist murderer and try to frame a black man.

Xylight , in Important research
@Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev avatar

For the love of all that is holy stop cropping out the artist’s watermarks

it is literally more effort to crop out the watermark

checkmymixtapeyo ,

It isnt cropped out is it? There’s still some on there at least.

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I don’t understand why some people do it, it’s just such an insanely shitty thing to do that doesn’t seem like it’d have any benefit whatsoever (not saying it was the OP, these tend to float around the internet.)

itsAllDigital , in ad blocker

Now someone needs to make AR glasses with the sole purpose to detect and blur out ads

NutWrench ,
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

“Peril-Sensitive sunglasses”

collegefurtrader ,

More likely that technology will be used to overlay targeted ads

LiquorFan ,

Yeah, but then somebody is going to crack them and make an adblock for real life.

collegefurtrader ,

Which most people will not use because they don’t want to void their warranty

LiquorFan ,

I’m not most people then.

Mythril ,

Replacing all ads with cat and dog videos

cake ,
@cake@lemmings.world avatar

CatTube Premium

Klear ,

Replace them with the messages from The Live.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

anti-google glass

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

i fear the opposite is going to happen

uservoid1 , in no I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡

Feed your knives regularly and they’ll stop whispering, just saying

Rivalarrival , (edited ) in Follow me for more deep political analysis

Mark Kelly.

Navy Pilot, Navy Captain, Astronaut, Senator, husband of Gabby Giffords, twin brother of Scott Kelly with similar resumé, and he’s only 60. He and his brother can each win two terms and still be younger than Trump is now.

He also flips red states blue: he’s pretty much the only Democrat who has won anything in Arizona in decades.

De_Narm ,

“only 60” - the depressing state of politics. There’s a good amount of places where you’d retire before completing a single term at that age.

Rivalarrival ,

Agreed. I’m rather tired of the nation being run by workaholics. I want to retire someday. I want a candidate who shares that value, and builds a nation where I can do that.

Ideally, I think the oldest a candidate should be is 57 at the beginning of their first term, so that they retire from professional politics by 65.

That being said, no candidate is ever going to be perfect, and, he’s still 24 years better than the current option.

supertrucker ,

Good thing China has a number of honey trap spies. I’m sure Schiff will be eager to tell them all the dirty, dirty secrets of a US President

solidgrue ,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

And the reality is modern medical science has made 60 the new 50.

Which kinda works. because modern education has made 20 the new 14.

/s
//class wars are awesome!

ramenshaman ,

Or Adam Schiff

Rivalarrival ,

Adam Schiff is a lawyer and California Democrat. He would easily win the blue states, but so would about 30 million other Democrats.

The red states will hate him, and he’s opposed by BLM, so he won’t be competitive in the swing states either.

There’s nothing special about him.

ramenshaman ,

That’s fair. I’d vote for him, but then again I’d vote for a soggy roll of single-ply toilet paper over Trump.

TheDoozer ,

Seriously, try being the candidate talking shit about an astronaut and decorated servicemember. “I like people who stay on Earth.” Well I don’t!

solidgrue ,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

“I like people who obey the law of gravity.”

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

He could retort by saying that he was obeying gravity, but falling continuously towards the earth while traveling at a speed that kept him from hitting the ground.

solidgrue , (edited )
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

That implies the earth is round which might alienate some voters from that base.

Although… It might attract the “I’m a sekrit alean” bloc…

We should shop this, maybe do a tabletop…

andrewrgross OP ,

I’ve actually been casting him as VP in my head for like four weeks now.

I think it’s more likely than Biden being president next year, so fingers crossed.

Rivalarrival ,

Harris will get steamrolled by either Trump or Vance; Kelly wipes the floor with both of them. I think Kelly needs to be on the top of the ticket, and Harris needs to step down as well.

andrewrgross OP ,

Did you not read the graph? She’s a lock.

I mean, Kelly is a lock too. Anyone who can fog a mirror and doesn’t get an erection watching Starship Troopers will win this election. But Harris is kind of right there already, so that works for me. She could probably keep using the same email address and business cards. That’s a nice plus.

Resonosity ,

Unfortunately I think casting away Kamala as the pick would do more harm than good. She is the likely candidate. Joe can even make the transition smooth by entrusting the rest of his legacy with her, which is the reason he chose her as a VP in the first place.

People also know the name Kamala Harris, and they’ve known it for years now. It’ll be a huge turn to bring in a new candidate on top and do all of the rallying needed to get votes.

I think Kamala’s success will spend on the VP choice, her administration, and her campaign team more than her herself.

Rivalarrival ,

She doesn’t have a significant enough presence to challenge Trump. People may know her name, but they couldn’t pick her out of a lineup.

Kelly just has to stand there while being introduced as “Astronaut” or “Fighter Pilot” to remind everyone that Trump hasn’t actually done anything with his life.

Kalothar ,

100% has my vote

Resonosity ,

Mark Kelly as Kamala’s VP? Having that balance of ethnicity would help her get the votes. It’s exactly why Obama picked Biden

Rivalarrival ,

Kelly’s “blue” credentials are sound, and his history will appeal to many otherwise “red” voters. He is a real threat to poach votes from Trump’s base in red and swing states.

Harris can’t do that. She’s a lawyer, and everyone hates lawyers.

But nobody votes for the bottom of the ticket. Harris/Kelly loses; Kelly/Harris wins.

daltotron ,

nope, he’s too bald. can’t be havin that

dingus182 , in thats crazy
@dingus182@endlesstalk.org avatar

He read Project 2025, and found a section he didn’t agree with.

JayDee , in love how you don't have to alter serious rightwing memes to meme them

Ah yes, biblical genders: the penetrator and the penetrated.

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Just because a priest rapes an alter boy, it doesn’t make them an alter girl, it makes them an alter man.

MutilationWave ,

Altered. Altered Beast.

undergroundoverground ,

Theres also god who is “both but neither.” You know, non binary. Well, he was biologically a man with a giant, oversized novelty penis but came out as non binary to mosses.

gari_9812 ,

Just like in Demon’s Souls 🙃

ReeSilva , in confused
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

Violence is NEVER the question. Violence is the question and the answer is YES

BrokenGlepnir ,

I think you may have messed up part of that quote.

Organichedgehog ,

Violence is question the answer. The question is the answer and violence is yes

boatsnhos931 ,

Answer the question violence yes

ReeSilva ,
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

Question? VIOLENCE?! YES!

Eylrid ,

WE ASK THE QUESTIONS!

ReeSilva ,
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

I was high

zarathustrad ,

I was gonna make a point, but then I got high.

I was posting while smoking a joint, so I was Hiiiiiiiigh.

Now they mocking me in the reply, and I know why.

“Why cuz”

Cuz I got high, cuz I got high, cuz I got high

ReeSilva ,
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

hahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahauhaj this is genius

whatwhatwhatwhat ,

Is that why I couldn’t figure out what was messed up at first? Same strain apparently…

ReeSilva ,
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

Hahahahahahahaha maybe

WereCat ,

It’s good to ask questions because without questions we would have just answers and answers without questions are just statements

suction , in But don't say it out loud

No mixed feelings, I’m absolutely devastated about how much harder saving the USA will be from today.

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