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KuroiKaze , in Roll that coal lil' buddy

I mean the person wouldn’t do this if people would stop body shaming his dick right? Isn’t the meme maker part of the problem lol? You gotta tell him that is dick is aight and maybe save the earth?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , (edited )
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah cause if I say a girl has a loose pussy I’m the asshole

Edit: Your downvotes are proving me right…

Haywire ,

This platform is full of bigots. They try to attach a group to anything to make themselves feel superior. They can’t just say selfgrandizing via ones vehicle is dumb.

emptiestplace ,

This planet is full of bigots. At least on here they’re getting called out, and the people doing so aren’t being downvoted to oblivion.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Apparently pointing out hypocrisy gets downvotes though

Haywire ,

Depends on which bigotry. Generational bigotry is huge here.

explodicle ,

Yes? It’s mean to make fun of anyone’s private parts.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yet I can say one and not get any hate then say the other and my inbox explodes with feminists and simps 🤔

Jax ,

His delivery needs work but he’s got a point.

explodicle ,

Oh I see.

WTF is your problem with small dicks? You’re a misandrist! You should be ashamed of yourself, take a hard look in the mirror, buddy.

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

EQUALITY

Asnabel ,

Have you, by any chance, read the posted image?

explodicle ,

I did, and then agreed with KuroiKaze.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly, height and dick size are still in the blind spots of society because the body positive movement isn’t actually about that. It’s about morbidly obese women eating themselves into an early grave while deluding themselves about the massive long term health consequences of being hundreds of pounds overweight. Then claiming only somewhat fat women, men, amputees, aren’t the focus of the movement.

funkajunk ,
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

💯

Gabu ,

Except they would, because nobody gives a shit he’s got a pencil dick - but in their own heads they think someone actually cares, which is what drives their impulse of overcompensating.

Omega_Haxors , in I wonder what they thought of furbies

Any bird who lives primarily in the water is dumb as shit. They have unlimited protection above and around them, so they have zero adaptive pressure to put anything into their intelligence. Land birds have a lot to worry about so their brains approach human levels of intellect.

PrincessZelda ,

If the land birds get any smarter they’re going to have to start worrying about a whole lot more. Like taxes, or rent.

Omega_Haxors ,

I mean some birds have been shown exchanging money for goods and services, so it’s not that far off.

Afghaniscran ,

Oh god no, someone needs to warn the birds about capitalism.

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Birds are very good at stealing things, so I think it’s too late for that

Rodeo ,

Stealing requires the belief that other people can own things. They are simply taking what is rightfully theirs. Birds are billionaires.

Random_German_Name , (edited )
JJROKCZ ,

A land bird flew into my window so hard I was worried it died this morning. This happens once a month to my knowledge and I don’t spend long in my bedroom outside sleeping. Land birds aren’t smart outside of a few select species lol

HiddenLayer5 , (edited )

In all seriousness that’s more of a sensory limitation than an intelligence limitation. IIRC birds’ eyes work differently from mammals and they can’t see glass pretty much at all.

JJROKCZ ,

Yea I know, more fun to just imagine they’re dumb though

Serdan ,

Wtf. Would you please do something about that?

Waraugh ,

What do you want him to do, start a bird college?

Afghaniscran ,

The only course they run is bird law

Serdan ,

Are you implying that helping birds avoid windows is an unsolved problem?

AngryCommieKender ,

Yes. The only “solution” that we’ve found is to make the window with a “frosting effect,” which humans don’t like because we can’t see through that.

Serdan ,

abcbirds.org/…/truth-about-birds-and-glass-collis…

Why would you say something so blatantly silly?

JJROKCZ ,

Like what? It’s a bay window like any other, I have blackout curtains drawn across it most of the time so I can sleep past 6. I’m not putting any stickers or anything on it that the hoa will get pissy about

vaultdweller013 ,

What color are they? That could be a determining factor.

JJROKCZ ,

The curtains are beige

vaultdweller013 ,

Try a darker color, beige may be a bit too light. I dont know what is with birds a beige but it tends to cause some weird shit.

Serdan ,

abcbirds.org/…/truth-about-birds-and-glass-collis…

I’d discuss options with the HOA, but you do you.

roomey ,

Put some stickers on your window

AngryCommieKender ,

That just gives them a target. They can’t see the window. This is a real problem in some cities. AFAIK no one has found a real solution other than frosting the windows, but then humans can’t see through the windows and get irritated.

Omega_Haxors ,

It’s funny, I went to visit a place and the person who lived there was starting to get their life in order, so they cleaned the window. I knew this because while I was there I heard a THUD and there was a giant streak of bird shit trailing down the window from the impact point.

bufordt ,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

SOLYX film claims to reduce bird strikes by 90%.

isVeryLoud ,

Funny story, never hit a bird with my car in Quebec, until I drove into Manitoba, where I proceeded to wack 3 in 2 days.

Birds seem to be stupid by region.

greywolf0x1 ,

You probably should drive less or get an electric bike.

isVeryLoud ,

I agree, but not to go on a road trip to Manitoba :P

I actually did the math, and for how loaded the car was and how many people we brought, it was both cheaper and more eco-friendly to take a car that gets 42 MPG on that road trip than take a plane to Winnipeg.

Omega_Haxors ,

That’s less them being stupid and more their eyes are on the side of their head so they can’t see directly in front of them.

oldGregg ,

A land bird flew into my window so hard I was worried it died this morning. This happens once a month

The same bird???

JJROKCZ ,

Possibly, I didn’t see a corpse in my garden so I’m guessing it lives

bufordt ,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or the neighbors cat gets a free meal.

BigNote ,

Not true at all. There’s tons of adaptive pressure. If there weren’t, we wouldn’t see the thousands of pelagic and shorebird species that we do. But even if what you say about the threat from predation were true --its not-- there would still be adaptive pressure from differential reproduction rates and access to nutrients.

Omega_Haxors ,

Which is why you see ducks with all their spec points into r—ing and not getting r–ed. Yes they’re adapting but not to the environment.

davel , in Oopsy daisies
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Absolutely fucking not. Waffen-SS members are war criminals not hapless stooges.

ToxicWaste ,

You are painting an overly simplified picture. Look up Günter Grass if you don’t believe me.

TLDR: He non forcefully signed up for the SS, although disagreeing with the Nazis. Later he became a nobel prize winning author and member of the famous Group 47. In his publications he tries to get people to think for themselves - not exactly nazi doctrine.

Valmond ,

That smells like heey out of the 750.000 killing psychopaths, there were that one not absolutely bad person so let’s not judge them too hastily.

SS scum should rot in a damp prison cell for 1.000 years and then another 1.000.

cows_are_underrated ,

Rotting away in a cell isnt harsh enough. Google what the us Soldiers found in Dachau after freeing the Camp. That shit is disgusting.

Valmond ,

I know I know. Nothing is harsh enough.

ToxicWaste ,

If people only would read history books and actually think about what they read… Instead it seems, most people around here just take their education from inglorious bastards.

Comment105 ,

No.

We should judge the ones who are left with extreme prejudice and they should desperately be explaining themselves and proving that they actually sabotaged the SS and Nazi empire from within, if they are to regain any humanity.

planish ,

We shouldn’t judge anyone with prejudice; that’s in the word. We must treat all people as humans; not doing that is a Nazi idea. We should treat signing up with the Nazis as evidence, and act accordingly to prevent Nazis from running around doing and saying Nazi things.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Extreme prejudice has a specific meaning which I doubt you meant. With prejudice also has specific legal meanings. Probably best to avoid this terminology.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Nazi apologia. It doesn’t matter how many books he wrote or how good they were.

Here’s how I read it: His Nazi past wasn’t discovered until after receiving literary awards, which was embarrassing to the literati, so they tried to whitewash him.

ToxicWaste ,

Go and actually read about him! He was never proud of being an SS member, but never made a secret about it (hard to do as a POW of the Americans).

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    That’s neither here nor there. The Canadian government’s complicity only implicates Canada and clears no one.

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  • davel ,
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    Just as there are such things as political prisoners, there are such things as political pardons. Judicial my ass; it was political.

    And just as before, whatever the politicians & pundits are raving is neither here nor there. The guy voluntarily joined the Waffen-SS Galicia Division.

    deadlyduplicate ,

    Yeah he volunteered to to be solider, so what? Being a solider is not the same thing as being a war criminal and the burden of proof still applies. War is messy and it is entirely possible that this division committed atrocities that haven’t been proven but the mere possibility is not sufficient reason to label him a war criminal. You are de-meaning the term by doing so.

    Either you have specific evidence to support your charge or realize you are participating in sensationalism.

    davel ,
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    He didn’t volunteer to join the regular army and be a regular soldier, he volunteered to be a Waffen-SS paramilitary Nazi soldier, which is quite another thing.

    Skoobie , in Would that be a.....snail trail?
    @Skoobie@lemmy.film avatar

    That’s how you turn a date into a relationship.

    GregorGizeh , in External lungs

    Trees live over ground and use the below-ground parts as a straw. Is this Showerthoughts now?

    Deceptichum ,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    Trees live half under ground and half over the ground, using their appendages to live.

    JayDee ,

    I’ve never seen a tree do a kick flip or eat ice cream, so I can’t agree that they’re living.

    Deceptichum ,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    You’ve never seen me do this either, is this why I feel dead inside after work each day?

    Perfide ,

    Yeah

    Omega_Jimes , in wait, it's all written down somewhere....

    The new update was candy crush! You uninstalled it before, but we think you were mistaken.

    far_university1990 ,

    We saw you uninstalled candy crush. We fixed that for you.

    Localhorst86 , in Showing off

    “Man, if your this clumsy, I would not want to be around when you’re operating a forklift”

    _Gandalf_the_Black_ ,

    Tja

    shortwizard , in Shut up and heal my pokemon!

    *BBBBB so you don’t accidentally rest again…

    Zehzin ,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    AAAAAAAA, then BBBBBBB

    moosetwin , in Astonishing

    100% of people who have committed a murder have drunk DiHydrogen Monoxide within the last two weeks, do you feel safe giving this to your children?

    4am ,

    It’s toxic and can lead to DEATH if inhaled! Big if true!

    SnipingNinja ,

    So can dioxide, in fact oxide is responsible for so many processes which lead to “break down” of many molecules that it’s got a specific term oxidation, methinks dihydrogen monooxide is also bad because of that oxide thing.

    Unicode13051 , in finally...
    @Unicode13051@lemmyf.uk avatar

    “2 real friends”?

    I’ve been at 0 real friends for so long that even the thought of socializing with anyone stresses me out.

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’ve got one that I treat like gold. They’re a childhood friend that is a divorced alcoholic ex-con that went down the keto->carnivore->jordan-peterson->red-pill->gamer-gate pipeline, so not exactly a quality human. But I like to think I’m doing society a favour by keeping tabs on them.

    I wish I had a better best friend, but I’m lucky to have even this one.

    bobs_monkey ,

    Honestly as long as your friend raises you up in life and doesn’t drag you down, that’s a good friend.

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Thanks, I know they’re trying. And I mean I do love them, even with all their faults.

    Simbomba ,

    I think if you wait long enough he will kinda “grow out of it” if it can describe the process correctly. Just once in a while tell him about his wrong doings if he has them

    I mean that’s what friends are for right?

    pomodoro_longbreak ,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah definitely. I’ve started to see that process already. Kinda reminds me of when I was a more virulent atheist and wanted to debate everyone, and just generally be a nuisance.

    LinkOpensChest_wav , in POVERTY IS A FEATURE NOT A BUG
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

    I’d gladly live in one of those apartments in the first picture if it meant that everyone could have a home

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    I’d gladly walk my ass out to the wilderness rather than live in an apartment block, but at least then there’d be an extra spot.

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

    The nice thing is in an anarchist society you could do just that, and no one would stop you

    I’d personally prefer to be surrounded by people

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    Which is why I'm an anarchist. Pretty much every other system would force me to attempt to be happy in an apartment block, or waste huge amounts of resources creating suburbs that are still too goddamn crowded for me

    trailing9 ,

    I would like to share your attitude but fear the consequences when millions seek a place in the wilderness. What do you do when you arrive and your neighbor asks you to move on because he wants to be more alone?

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    I want to be more alone too, so I'd probably not get to the point where I was close enough to have them tell me to go away.

    However, most people probably wouldn't like the actual wilderness. They want a big country house somewhere and when they find out they need to build it themselves they'll go back to the apartment blocks.

    One reason I'm a fan of making cities less objectively terrible is that more people will live in them and be even further away from my hovel.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    No, you see, anarchism means I can do whatever I want. Who cares about the other people?

    ProvokedGamer ,
    @ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

    That’s horrible. Have empathy. :(

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    There’s a reason why anarchism doesn’t scale

    Lobstronomosity ,
    @Lobstronomosity@beehaw.org avatar

    surrounded by people

    I would literally prefer to put myself in a human sized toaster than live amongst people.

    killeronthecorner ,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    If everyone thought like this, everyone would have a home.

    And 50 or so people would own all of the rest of the land and do nothing with it because we’re too fucking stupid to realize that a system that wants us all to live in 50m² micro apartments is a load of shit, and strung together by a greedy few.

    There is enough land for us all to live comfortably, but a fraction of a percent don’t want anyone to use most of the land for anything useful so hey let’s just give up and take almost-squalor because at least it not squalor!

    Fuck both these pictures.

    HatchetHaro ,
    @HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    “Land-usage” is such a narrow-minded way to think about the implicit wants and needs of society. You sound like you’ve never been to actual cities, or never got your head far enough out of your arse to actually experience one.

    North American suburban sprawl already proves that “enough land for us all to live comfortably” is a terrible way to live sociable lives and drains the economy due to massive swathes of those lands being used for roads and the maintenance of said roads.

    I implore you to take a trip to almost any European city, and see for yourself what actual “comfortable living” for most people looks like.

    killeronthecorner ,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve lived in cities my whole life, which paints a pretty broad picture of you doesn’t it? Couldn’t even get the premise of your own bullshit comment right.

    AgentOrangesicle ,
    @AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world avatar

    …Why did you reinterpret the premise of their statement into something entirely different and then attack them for it?

    I’m not saying your interpretation is wrong, but that was mean.

    MeowZedong ,
    @MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    You make dense housing like these apartments because it is the most practical way to house everybody quickly. Once you take care of the immediate problem, homelessness, you can continue to expand and build nicer, bigger housing for everyone.

    What’s more important, that we have enough resources to house everyone, but there are still people forced to live on the streets or the fact that you don’t like the inconvenience of living in an apartment because it’s too small for you even in the short term? Guess that makes you one of the greedy few that can’t see past their own problems to think of their community.

    Fuck you doubly.

    killeronthecorner ,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    You agreed with me and then said fuck you? Weird take but okay.

    crispy_kilt ,

    What if we made the commie block apartments 140 m² each?

    Pointtwogo ,
    @Pointtwogo@lemmy.ml avatar

    bruh…

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
    @LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

    You believe that housing is not a basic human right, yet you say to me, “bruh…”

    Just gonna pre-emptively block your bootlicking ass

    chevy9294 , in hypocrisy

    What will happen if you reply just “ok”?

    Sharpiemarker ,

    Death

    smashboy ,

    Dishonor

    MelastSB ,

    Just on him, or also on his cow?

    IDriveWhileTired ,

    On his whole house!

    Hupf ,

    Ducks.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    I prefer a thumbs up.

    xusontha ,

    Nah just respond with this lol

    Ignacio , in Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
    • Can you explain this gap in your resume?
    • Yes. I can.
    • ...
    • ...
    • So?
    • So what?
    • Why don't you explain it?
    • Because you didn't asked me to explain it, you asked me if I could explain it.
    CADmonkey ,

    “What’s your greatest weakness?”

    “Interpreting the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”

    “Could you give me an example?”

    “Yes, I could.”

    mosiacmango ,

    A lawyer’s dream client. Only answer the exact question asked.

    “Do you have the time?”

    “Yes.”

    “…”

    ShrimpsIsBugs ,

    Found the teacher

    Ignacio ,

    Person with ASD, more likely.

    Laticauda , in Absolutely love it

    Didn’t take long for this sub to start dripping out this stupid girl vs boy meme slop 😑

    original_ish_name ,

    Would you prefer US politics?

    Laticauda ,

    Over sexist memes that refuse to die? Yes, tbh.

    DmMacniel ,

    it’s probably just a phase, as always.

    Hovenko ,
    @Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Just incels incelling.

    JoeCoT , in Unpopular Opinion
    @JoeCoT@kbin.social avatar

    On the other side, Free and Open Source Software leveled the playing field for software development by quite a lot. Before FOSS you had proprietary databases, proprietary OSes, proprietary web servers, etc, at every level of the chain. Without FOSS Internet Explorer and Microsoft Office would rule the roost. Without FOSS smart phones might've taken years longer, and have far less choices. Without FOSS the web would be drastically different. Without FOSS development would be harder to break into, and anything you tried to produce would involve 15 different licensing fees.

    treadful ,
    @treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

    Everyone can equally profit off it. And hopefully, everyone (that can) will contribute.

    dingus OP , (edited )
    @dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

    Without FOSS Internet Explorer and Microsoft Office would rule the roost. Without FOSS smart phones might’ve taken years longer, and have far less choices.

    Uhhh, Google Workspace isn’t FOSS and the only FOSS Office project that has market share is Libre Office with a whopping…1%.

    Chromium may be “open source” but Google is definitely trying to make a walled garden, especially in respect to ads, and Chrome rules the roost. Chrome itself has plenty of proprietary software in it.

    How is this any argument for something else? Your examples are weak, MS Office does rule the roost, and Chrome only rules the roost due to it being a Google product, not because of its open source bona fides.

    Without FOSS smart phones might’ve taken years longer, and have far less choices.

    Android is literally the reason bloatware from phone developers made a resurgence. It made modern phones worse than the shitty proprietary OSes driven by shitty phone manufacturers from the 90’s to 2007. Google allows manufacturers to install applications you can’t uninstall without rooting the device and risking your security.

    How did that benefit consumers? To get a decent Android phone, you’re paying a shitload of money, just like you would be for an iPhone (a completely closed source product) and iPhone at least doesn’t have software bloat from your phone carrier/phone manufacturer.

    Further, Google is literally attempting to use their web dominance to make it nearly impossible to implement ad blocking with Manifest v3. Their ad profits are more important to them than FOSS. How is denying the ability to block ads a “benefit” to consumers?

    Sanctus ,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    I agree with your points. But you can just download Android studio, hook your phone up in dev mode, and remove the bloatware packages as well as DT to prevent them from coming back. I did and I’ve not seen any carrier crap since.

    dingus OP ,
    @dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

    That requires some technical knowledge that most people simply don’t have.

    Sanctus ,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    Most people dont care about the carrier apps on their phone I would say. There are guides that make it pretty painless. But yeah the Android Studio setup would probably turn off most non-tech people, though I found that easier than locating the packages, which wasn’t hard either.

    CeeBee ,

    you can’t uninstall without rooting the device and risking your security.

    I see you bought into the fear mongering. Rooting your device doesn’t compromise your security. Malware that uses an exploit to gain root access does compromise your security, but that’s independent of a user rooting.

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