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UlyssesT , in "I have 3 kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"

You’re supposed to invest in cryptocurrency dumpster-fire but because you didn’t have fun staying poor! very-intelligent

kwking13 ,

Invest it using the algorithms they’ve so conveniently set up for you! Don’t worry, they wouldn’t take advantage of you because you’re poor…

PandaBearGreen , in Hydrox are actually pretty good
@PandaBearGreen@hexbear.net avatar

want some double filled bust-o’s from my gonad vortex?

captainlezbian , in Keep it simple

Latin: Quæ?

jasondj , in The long con

Mischief managed.

rubythulhu , in Keep it simple

i mean technically we have the and thə

Lt_Worf OP ,

Excuse me friend, but one of your e’s appears to be drunk.

theodewere ,
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i'm pretty sure about 12-15% of the English language is.. smashed to the tits..

Bene7rddso ,

More like 70-80%

VikingHippie ,

ə: I’m not as think as you drunk I am, ossifer!

UnicodeHamSic , in I love democracy

If we actually got to try some I might like democracy as well.

UlyssesT , in Hydrox are actually pretty good

berdly-actually Hydrox came first; Oreo was the knockoff.

X3N0T1CT OP ,
@X3N0T1CT@thelemmy.club avatar

yup they’re the og

NatakuNox , in Hydrox are actually pretty good
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dagnet , in The long con

“so Dumbledore is alright?”

“oh no, he is actually dead, some people took the prank a bit too far”

Zink , in Mmmmmm
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i.imgur.com/ZBwMIvM.jpg

Stalinwolf , in "I have 3 kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Bio-dome sold it.

Metaright , in Five Guys
@Metaright@kbin.social avatar

I don't get it.

BowtiesAreCool ,

The phrase in parentheses is explaining that he wants a burger and not to have sexual relations with 5 men. It acts as an “anti” circle like the anti sea bear circle in the SpongeBob episode. So using the phrase to communicate that he wants a burger and not hot steamy man on man on man on man on man on man sex, clarifies to the reader that the author is not gay.

Lexam ,

I get that but who is the third character with SpongeBob and Patrick?

KLISHDFSDF ,
@KLISHDFSDF@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s the sea bear [0] who can’t cross the anti-sea-bear circle [1].

[0] spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Sea_bear

[1] spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-sea-bear_circle

JackbyDev , (edited )

Five guys actually sounds good rn

Sounds like you want sexual relations with five men.

The image shows a reference to the sea bear episode of SpongeBob. Sea bears refuse to go into sea bear circles. The joke is that even just specifically saying “the burger chain” in parentheses is enough to keep bears (big bay men) at bay.

HurlingDurling ,

Well he did say he was going to Dicks afterwards

portside , in Build up to the greatest hits

Is this true? Does this work?

atticus88th ,

Next time you wank it just have a pre wank and youll find out.

RagingRobot ,

Yes but you want to time it right

EddieTee77 , in Ad blockers are a must

Has anyone else had trouble with Google search on Firefox for Android recently? It freezes after it provides results so I can’t click links. Weirdly, I don’t have this issue with Chrome, Edge, or Samsung Internet.

beigegull , in "I have 3 kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"

Things cost stuff.

Except Bio-Dome, that’s free. Basic economics says that price approaches marginal cost of production.

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