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Black_Gulaman , in Glad I don't have a balcony in my apartment
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There should be another panel with the blue car driver looking at the person in the balcony saying :

I wish I had the time and luxury to be lounging in a balcony instead of being a slightly higher paid corporate slave.

hypertown , in Cute cats, but squint your eyes
Imgonnatrythis ,

Feel like those cats are trying to tell me something.

KSPAtlas ,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Especially the two legged one

electrogamerman ,

Would love to gift this to an homophobic person

PersnickityPenguin ,

Full on send it to a professional printer and have it framed, then claim it’s a photo of Aintie Rhonda’s kitties.

Patimation_studios , in If you squint, my beef stroganoff is trying to tell you something

Who the fuck is emmy

Xel ,
@Xel@mujico.org avatar

The one that we must join

irmoz , in whatever convinces people that its a bad idea

Personally, I think the technology has great potential. But under capitalism? Fuck no.

Un4 ,

Lol i would say no under any system.

irmoz ,

There are legitimate, helpful uses for such technology

Hotzilla ,

Yeah, for example as a coder being able to conjecture code just by thinking it would be magical.

irmoz ,

Exactly. And the potential for VR and total immersion development. Thinking things into existence. The art people could make from pure imagination. A real metaverse.

nxdefiant ,

I was thinking more along the lines of “Oh, this will make my legs work again!” or “This chip bypasses the damage done by [horrible brain disease] allowing you to reclaim some significant percentage of functionality”

irmoz ,

That is another clear benefit, yes!

unnecessarygoat ,

to do that with someone’s brain would be a nightmare, stray thoughts would fuck up the code and it would take forever to make anything comprehensible

UsernameIsTooLon ,

Gimme open sourced brain chips and I’m in

TrustingZebra ,

You are now required to use the command line just to think.

activ8r ,

Can you imagine getting stuck in vim?!

TrustingZebra ,
irmoz ,

Yes. Democratically produced and managed

Katana314 , in Astonishing

Small head: He’s proving his point really well.
Big head: He’s proving his point really well.

GaiusBaltar , in Something big

At first I thought the meme was that “Daily” was checked.

“New reporting in… beef stroganoff remains the same as yesterday. Still delicious.”

Rentlar , in Bloody brilliant mate

This meme has been steeped for a little too long…

NateNate60 ,

It’s gone rancid

suckaduck ,
@suckaduck@feddit.nl avatar

I kinda dig it when they’re nasty

10_0 ,

The biscuit dropped in

Mudkipology , in Honestly a fan of "corrosive"
@Mudkipology@lemmy.world avatar

I specifically wanna be pentaborane, because it has the rare honor of a perfect score on the fire safety diamond. Highly flammable, highly toxic, highly reactive, explodes on contact with air, explodes on contact with water, and lethal amounts can absorb through your skin (if it even gets that far). It was actually considered as a possible jet or rocket fuel in the 1950s and earned the nickname “Green Dragon” because it burns green. But the US government ended up rejecting it because even its exhaust is poisonous. It is in fact so dangerous that the government’s supply of it sat in storage until 2000 because that’s how long it took to invent a safe disposal method - a procedure whose actual scientific name is Dragon Slayer.

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

subscribe to toxic chemical facts

TheCannonball ,

Me too. I want to subscribe

AgentOrangesicle ,
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world avatar

This is the most metal thing I’ve heard of in the field of chemistry, which is kinda profound given that chemistry defines what a metal is.

Norgur , in Shut the hell up

More importantly: Stop flashing useless blinky lights at me. I don't need a blue floodlight that tells me that my phone is charging, I don't need a yellow floodlight that tells me that my alarm clock is on and I don't need a green floodlight that tells me that my router is indeed not on fire.

M500 ,

Next to my bed is the computer. There is a blue light that shines through a crack in my bamboo divider and hits me right in the eye almost every night.

Of course, I forget about it every morning for the past 3 months.

Serdan ,

You could get up and do something about it right now.

Xyre ,

Seriously. I’ve started taking black nail polish to LEDs. Cheap solution that stops the light and easy to remove if ever necessary.

jaybone ,

I cut a little square of black electrical tape.

empireOfLove ,

But I’m already comfy right now…
ehh fuck it rolls over to other side of bed

DharkStare ,

I have similar feelings regarding all the RGB lighting on computer hardware. I have to drape a towel over my mouse just so I can sleep in peace.

eestileib ,

You can turn off mouse illumination in your hardware settings, most likely.

I found that one layer of masking tape will let me sleep, three layers makes it the brightness it ought to be in the first place

empireOfLove ,

The lights would be OK if they simply made them diffuse, low-intensity bulbs like they used to be in the 90’s. Bonus points for being behind a transparent textured plastic lens.

But no, they simply put open holes in casings that expose the most powerful SMD LED chip they could source.

insaneduck ,

It is the most powerful until you specifically want to buy led torch light then they put the cheapest possible light in it.

Norgur ,

Of course. The bright one all got bought up by Philips so you get a red LED when your smart light bulb is off or some shit.

StThicket ,

The problem isn’t the LED itself. The problem is engineers that read the datasheets where it shows which forward current they need. What they forget to think about is that the recommended forward current is for max brightness, so they slap whichever resistor they need, and never give it another thought.

Whenever I design a LED circuit that is only used as an indicator, I always make it 10% or less than recommended, because I do not need to burn away my retina when I test the boards.

empireOfLove ,

Of course that’s smart design. You’d think that would be something that becomes immediately obvious when the very first prototype PCB is put out and none of the engineers can look at the damn thing directly…

MonsiuerPatEBrown ,

“Your TV is turned off. You can tell by the red lights we have turned on on the TV.”

i_stole_ur_taco ,

I’ve started opening up cheap electronic/electrical devices I buy and just snip one of the leads on the pointless status LEDs they have all over the place.

kittenbridgeasteroid , in This time I have made enough pamphlets

Lol, thinking opera composers were rich people.

jmcs ,

Also Operas aren’t necessarily much more expensive than a cinema ticket. Some Opera houses have reasonable prices.

janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

~20 min clicking through the wikipedia page on Opera seems to suggest you’re correct, most of them were middle class or poor

huh. til

kittenbridgeasteroid ,

Many classical composers were basically like pets rich people owned (sponsored).

gareins ,

My wife graduated in the opera arts. Now teaching because the money is better and more reliable.

Catoblepas ,

You know your field is fucked when people are becoming teachers for the higher pay.

floofloof ,

The players aren’t rich either, nor most of the singers.

j_roby , in the trees are fed up
seahorse ,
@seahorse@midwest.social avatar

I have an embroidered, velcro-backed patch of this for my range hat.

blindbunny ,

Hey comrade I have the same patch on my plate carrier.

whoisearth , in bit of a hot take
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Not saying I disagree but methinks many of you don’t realize everything we use fossil fuels for from plastic to fertilizer it’s not just gas. You think costs are spiralling out of control now… oooh boy just wait.

Katana314 ,

Society would change, a lot. I’d be very interested in what a plastic-phobic society would look like. Remember milkmen, who would take one empty glass bottle and give you a full one?

frokie ,

We still have those!

Promethilaus ,

I would love a return to milkmen tbh

Bloodyhog ,

As in, billions will die? That is a big change indeed…

Meowoem ,

Yeah it’s scary that people don’t seem to understand that this would lead to billions dead which would cause chaos and resources wars that totally doom the planet.

We need infrastructure to transition, we need technological innovations and cultural stability

Bloodyhog ,

There is actually another myth: the planet will do just fine - it is the humanity that will die as the result. Not that we would care about this nuance at that point…

Pelicanen ,

Not if we nuke it all into an irradiated wasteland in desperation.

Bloodyhog ,

That will take a few hundred million years to recover then. Not to the same biome, there will certainly be some crazy species popping up. From what i recall, Earth still has a few billion years before it is consumed by the Sun, should be ok.

Pelicanen ,

It’s possible to ruin the planet enough that the things supporting life, the ozone layer and the atmosphere for example, are wrecked beyond repair and that the planet becomes permanently lifeless. Sure, technically the planet will still exist, but so will every other dead rock in space.

Bloodyhog ,

Please do not put this as a KPI! Let’s give cockroaches a chance.

volvoxvsmarla ,

That’s true, we need fossil fuels for so many things besides transportation. At the same time, we are simply running out of fossil fuels. Even if we ignore the impact on the environment completely, there will be a point in the not too distant future when there will simply be nothing left to pump.

So what I am wondering is, even if one thinks man made climate change is a hoax or something similar, shouldn’t the first and foremost thing everyone agrees on be to still spare those scarce resources? For things we really (“really”) need to make from oil?

The first thing that comes to mind (maybe since I work in the lab) is medical equipment. You don’t really want to have to wash and reuse things like catheters, do you? I am not sure if bioplastics (i.e., still plastics, but made from plants) would be an alternative here once we run out but I sincerely hope so.

Prices will go up, in any case, and it will be a painful transistion. But now we are at a somewhat luxurious point where we can still make this transistion somewhat controlled and “smoothly”. If we continue to treat oil as a never ending resource and then do a surprised pikachu face once there is nothing left this will be much much worse, won’t they?

SlopppyEngineer ,

We already know how to create plastics from CO2 extracted from the air and hydrogen from water. There is no shortage of raw material for plastics. The main question for the industry is cheap plastics and the answer to that has always been cheap oil and gas.

Using proven reserves and current consumption you get to 47 years and things run out. That’s a “within my lifetime” number for many.

InputZero ,

Nail on the head! It’s not that we can’t make products from something other than curde oil, it’s just by far the cheapest. To a lot of people the economy is more important than the environment.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

We can make plastic out of fucking algae if we wanted. Doctors aren’t going to run out of gloves because a bunch of internet autists decided to blow up a coal plant.

I’d be more worried about the people on O2 and life support who need access to electricity. It’s why I support forcing power companies to switch to renewables so we can transition humanely. Note that holding shotguns to oil execs’ heads to make them sign the paperwork is in no way inhumane :P

NaoPb ,

So my understanding out of this is that we need a government that takes responsibility and raises taxes on the cheap oil and gas to move the industry in the right direction. And we need a system where politicians aren’t being paid by companies so they make decisions in their favor.

As a last point I’d like to mention that by that time there will be bio fuels and bio plastics. I am hoping that we will move to those within those 47 years.

NaoPb ,

We’re working on all sorts of alternatives for fuels and for the plastics as you mention. I think we’ll be fine as far as that’s concerned. I agree that prices will go up and it will be hard. And it’s up to governments to deal with these things responsibly.

The main issue is politics in a broken system and politicians being paid by companies that don’t have our best interests in mind. How do we fight back?

Oh and trains. We need lots of trans because cleaning power supply is easier and cleaner than making batteries for trucks.

vivadanang ,

Even if we ignore the impact on the environment completely, there will be a point in the not too distant future when there will simply be nothing left to pump.

unfortunately the last two decades of discovery have provided ample petroleum and natural gas sources that won’t be exploited unless we commit to fully and intentionally cooking the atmosphere.

we’re not going to run out of petroleum, which will make it even harder to get people to leave it behind.

volvoxvsmarla ,

Say what now

ChaoticEntropy ,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

We have plenty of rope with which to hang ourselves.

Viking_Hippie ,

Almost all of the things have fossil fuel free alternatives and the out of control costs are mostly from corporate greed. Strict but fair price controls would enable a society that can afford not to use fossil fuels for all but a few things.

deaf_fish , (edited )

I wouldn’t say we should get rid of all plastics. Some of it is required for medical purposes and food safety.

I would love for governments to grow some balls and start fighting against climate change. But in the case that that doesn’t happen (and it probably won’t because money). I would rather take price increase and inconvenience in exchange for a planet that’s still livable in 100 years.

vivadanang ,

we could also use some responsible disposal rules for plastics to prevent them from ending up in our circulatory systems and oceans.

SeaJ ,

Plant based plastics are a thing.

Really, the only way we are going to ween ourselves off fossil fuels successfully is if they are more expensive than the alternatives. I hear shit like that all the time (big example is meat alternatives). Simply removing the subsidies that fossil fuels do enjoy would go a long way toward making them less attractive.

Hadriscus ,

You’re right, I think. But isn’t that the entire problem ? government collusion with private interests ?

psud ,

Long life oil based plastic products aren’t so bad.

Meat alternatives are bullshit. We need meat*, and grass fed beef and lamb are probably carbon neutral, almost definitely carbon neutral if anything comes of the seaweed fix for their methane emissions

And yes, kill government support for the oil industry and uses for the oil. Animals are going to be important for providing fertiliser for fields that abandon industrial stuff

*We can survive without it, we can do well with bacterial sourced creatine supplements, but we thrive on real meat

SeaJ ,

Meat alternatives are perfectly fine. And tons of people do perfectly fine with zero meat at all and thrive just as much as people who eat meat daily. I have no qualms with eating meat since I do but let’s not kids ourselves and say it is a necessity.

The big problem with beef is the amount of land and resources it takes. It takes a fuck ton of water and feed to get a pound of beef. The added carbon from beef is largely due to transportation of the feed, electricity, and also transportation of it on its way to the store. If that were all green sources, cattle would basically be carbon neutral. We are a long way from that though. And even if the energy sources for those were green, the other resources they eat up leads to massive destruction of environments.

Animals can certainly play a part in sustainable farming but the amount we currently have is absurd and is nowhere near sustainable. Just killing the subsidies alone would bring it significantly closer to sustainable. If the US stopped providing subsidies for the cattle industry, beef would be $35/lb.

psud ,

Veganism is unhealthy

The land used for beef isn’t useful for anything else. In Australia it’s arid grasslands. We can’t eat grass, sheep and cows can turn grass into wool and milk and meat

Transportation of feed is not a factor in grass fed, grass finished animals

5C5C5C ,

A statement like “veganism is unhealthy” is so objectively wrong that it really harms your credibility in general. I wonder how much you actually read from the article, or did you just grab the title and run with it?

There are a small number of specific nutrients that are readily available in meat that are harder to come by in a vegan diet. Harder but entirely possible, especially with supplements.

And many of the meat alternatives that you were disparaging earlier are specifically engineered to provide those nutrients (in particular Impossible and Beyond brands).

“Veganism is unhealthy” in the same way that any eating pattern is unhealthy if you aren’t mindful of what you’re eating. Conventional meat-based diets have much higher risk of heart disease due to high cholesterol, so let’s go ahead and label that unhealthy too.

SeaJ ,

Who said anything about veganism? You do know that being a vegetarian is not the same as being vegan, right?

If the beef industry was largely composed of grass fed cattle that requires no grass to be watered, there would be much less of an issue. But that only makes up a small percentage of the industry. And saying that grassland is not useful for anything ignores the ecosystem that is already there. It may be arid but it is not devoid of life.

But forcing a sustainable model and removing subsidies would absolutely go a long way toward mitigating the environmental impact of the beef industry since beef would likely be USD $70/lb.

5C5C5C ,

If you think prices will be high without the use of fossil fuels, oooh boy just wait for the coming climate collapse that will obliterate all modern agriculture, create billions of climate refugees, decimate human civilization as we know it, and end all global supply chains.

Draegur , in I looked away for like 5 minutes

2019 → Dissociation → 2024!?!?

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

What are you talking about? It’s just the 237th week of March 2019. Coming up on the Ides any day now.

Rachel ,
BedSharkPal ,

But seriously. My head is still stuck in 2019 even if my body is here in 2023.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This is real. There are things I just started in 2019 that feel like they were just the other day.

Coldgoron , in Throat Waffles

Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.

foggy , in please stay there

Lemmy isn’t reddit, but whatever it is, they’re both the internet.

Ensign_Rutherford ,
@Ensign_Rutherford@startrek.website avatar

It’s happening!

foggy ,

Only you can prevent lemmy fires 🐻

archiotterpup ,

But how else can I melt my cool heart?

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