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nowrongnotes ,

Almost $600? No thanks, I’ll keep making my penis waffles the old-fashioned way.

BattleScarredFox ,

Yeah! By dipping my penis in the batter and throwing that on the frying pan!

gigachad ,

Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker

June ,

Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.

Ghyste ,

Anyone else notice that we have good, actual memes for most of the day and then the garbage posts start during a specific time frame?

Fiivemacs OP ,

Yes, I noticed it was that time so here we are.

BlinkerFluid ,
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

Why is it industrial, lmao?

I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like… is this for a restaurant?

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything’s during these events.

There is definitely a market for this.

Gork ,

When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.

Potato_in_my_anus ,

That’s great they have a payment plan… I want 2, please.

TheGiantKorean ,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Pairs well with: Rich’s Vanilla Heat 'N Ice, Bakery Icing for Donuts, Rolls, & Desserts, 12 Pound Pail a.co/d/6Ah1umT

Coldgoron ,

Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.

Aremel ,

I thought “what a cute novelty” until I saw the price

troybot ,

Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.

Fiivemacs OP ,

Already been done in Toronto.

blogto.com/…/members-only-waffle-house-toronto/

deegeese ,

This Christmas I’m giving OP’s mom a waffle iron.

Thcgrasscity ,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

Best $575.99 I’ve ever spent

solidgrue ,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a similar model.for $480. Just sayin’…

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

(Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I’ll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.

Tylerdurdon ,

I mean…you’ve really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I’m spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.

Fiivemacs OP ,

dear penis

aio2 ,
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