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glitchdx , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

Ooof. I hope that’s a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that’s not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.

InputZero ,

Hard to say, I’ve never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven’t foraged a sword.

Slovene ,

I didn’t know you can forage for swords.

Hadriscus ,

If you look in the right place, at the right season, there’s all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley

chatokun ,

What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

dwraf_of_ignorance ,
@dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev avatar

Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.

WeeneyTodd ,

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

zarathustrad ,

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

SkybreakerEngineer ,

How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1

InputZero ,

It’s really easy actually, the difficult part is cooking them.

SGGeorwell , in I'm feeding both wolves fully and it's not enough

AND WHAT??

Venator ,

And the post length limit on Bluesky is 300 characters (more precisely, 300 Unicode Grapheme Clusters).

cheese_greater ,

Is it pronounced “Bloo-skee” or “Blue-sky” like the logo?

AeonFelis , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.

Hadriscus ,

But swords are also sheathed ! or… is that an allegory for closeted ?

nexussapphire ,

I’m guessing you don’t have your foreskin?

Hadriscus ,

I do ! there, there. Don’t listen to the man. Nobody’s taking you away from me

giantfloppycock , in I'm feeding both wolves fully and it's not enough

Ranchers… inside you, you say.

Hot.

odium , (edited )

Ram ranch is a great place

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jZLYF7WNKs

thefartographer ,

Fat Texan checking in: my blood is 1/3 ranch

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

I cry everytime I listen to this. A song that transcends the very idea of what music is.

greenhorn ,

And jolly

GluWu ,

Need to let more hunters inside you to shoot their shot

onion , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

It’s Morbin’ time you piece of shit!

onion , in Clearing throat and getting ready

Iiiiii like the flowers

SkybreakerEngineer , in I'm feeding both wolves fully and it's not enough

Inside you there are two mushrooms. Both want more dakka and WAAAAGH

Track_Shovel ,

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/c475712f-3970-4b2b-b374-53820d88815c.webp

cheese_greater , in I'm feeding both wolves fully and it's not enough

Love this for you

xxd , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

Reading this made me instantly have the gay frogs song stuck in my head again

Rolive ,

Frogs friggin frogs turn the fricking frogs GAY!

cheese_greater , in "Fortune favors the bold" -Matt Damon - SLRPNK

Sue now!

JCreazy , in Doctors hate this one simple trick!

What happens when the niche communities aren’t even enjoyable any more?

franklin , (edited )
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Congratulations you’re experiencing burnout and/or depression!

You can look forward to such exciting prospects as society telling you to just “feel better” and gaslighting yourself into thinking you’re just lazy!

But wait there’s more! If you act right now you can also experience self loathing for not being you’re best self for your loved ones!

In all seriousness help is available. Take time to reconnect with yourself and seek out resources. Lean on your friends when you need to. Healing is a process and it doesn’t happen all at once.

ssm , in I'm feeding both wolves fully and it's not enough
@ssm@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

borderline aneurysmposting

actually not even borderline

Damage , in Doctors hate this one simple trick!

Don’t join niche communities on lemmy tho, or you’ll end up arguing with yourself

fossphi ,

Better than playing with yourself

It’s no longer fun for me

Spacehooks ,

Damn sometimes content creation is the way to go. Something like VAM. You don’t need VR headset. A bit of learning curve but making your own custom scenes in POV view may help of you got a decent PC.

dogsoahC , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you, you piece of shit!

HowMany , in Watch out, guns. You're next.

First the frogs. Then the togs. Then some blogs. Now these too?

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