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Saneless , in pathetic

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They’re everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it’s impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?

Daft_ish , in Biggus brain

You go look at from a different angle and the buildings weren’t obstructing anything it just says, “Penis Ha.”

PizzaDeposit , in Aah

Cachow

FartsWithAnAccent , in My dog
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Brilliant!

Roundcat , in but first, a word from out sponsor
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What Linux users think of Windows users.

KTVX94 , in Ah shit here we go again

New game +

MigratingApe , in Shit ain't budging

Lol, isn’t that Mariusz Pudzianowski?

Precelek ,

it is :)

NegativeLookBehind , in Shut up and Take my...
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masturbates furiously into an envelope in the lobby

Hi, I’d like to deposit this please, the savings account will be fine.

revlayle , in My holy trinity of trust

I love Mole, Shield and Road

RootBeerGuy ,
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Ah, the new pokemon game that just came out.

sgtnasty OP ,
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the mole creates the tunnel for the road, and the shield is for the travelers’ protection

Dabundis , in My dog

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it

thefluffiest , in All philosophers have been copying Britney's homework since at least the 1800s.

And Britney stole it from Dolly “9 to 5” Parton

Datas_Cat_Spot OP ,
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Praise be

taanegl , in They got me

Europeans when Americans tell them that compulsory taxes are evil as they dive through boxes upon boxes of printed receipts looking for that one dinner at Wendy’s they want to file as a business expense.

Like dawg, tax month? Is it the month you get to decide what to do with your tax refunds? Smh.

Vengefu1Tuna , in Between awake and asleep

Ow! My tinnitus!

Kittenstix ,

Mawp… Mawp!

I’ve been dealing with it for, ~20 years

planish , in 🙃😵💀

Thanks, Bezos. Thezos.

TheBat , in All philosophers have been copying Britney's homework since at least the 1800s.
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“You want a Lamborghini? Sip martinis? Look hot in a bikini? You better work bitch!”

  • Britney Spears

" A slave, Marcus Cato said, should be working when he is not sleeping. It does not matter whether his work in itself is good in itself—for slaves, at least. This sentiment still survives, and it has piled up mountains of useless drudgery. I believe that this instinct to perpetuate useless work is, at bottom, simply fear of the mob. The mob (the thought runs) are such low animals that they would be dangerous if they had leisure; it is safer to keep them too busy to think."

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