All philosophers have been copying Britney's homework since at least the 1800s.

pewgar_seemsimandroid , 10 months ago

what brain is yes

TheBat , 10 months ago

“You want a Lamborghini? Sip martinis? Look hot in a bikini? You better work bitch!”

• Britney Spears

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" A slave, Marcus Cato said, should be working when he is not sleeping. It does not matter whether his work in itself is good in itself—for slaves, at least. This sentiment still survives, and it has piled up mountains of useless drudgery. I believe that this instinct to perpetuate useless work is, at bottom, simply fear of the mob. The mob (the thought runs) are such low animals that they would be dangerous if they had leisure; it is safer to keep them too busy to think."

• George Orwell

thefluffiest , 10 months ago

And Britney stole it from Dolly “9 to 5” Parton

Datas_Cat_Spot OP , 10 months ago

Praise be

Zehzin , 10 months ago

He also stole the whole ‘we live in a material world’ thing from Madonna

Datas_Cat_Spot OP , 10 months ago

I’m starting to think this mooch might be a communist!

can , 10 months ago

Max Martin is the one true philosopher.

YearOfTheCommieDesktop , 10 months ago

data-laughing

theodewere , 10 months ago

Britney can come to know herself by laboring over a sammich for Karl

BleatingZombie , 10 months ago

I almost thought this was funny in an absurdist way until I realized it’s just a played-out “women stay in kitchen” joke

theodewere , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

good.. you've decided where you stand.. that's what matters, man.. that's why the internet exists.. it was probably just my disdain for the pair of them..

Rachelhazideas , 10 months ago

Bruh you talk like you’re 14 and just discovered philosophy but haven’t gotten over your ‘women belong in the kitchen’ phase yet.