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Utter_Karate , in 🙃😵💀
@Utter_Karate@hexbear.net avatar

To save even more money, switch over completely to a diet of things you find on the ground.

To save even more money, stop bathing, showering and brushing your teeth.

To save even more money, stop living in a house and move into the sewers.

To save even more money, stop wearing clothes.

To save even more money, stop communicating with expensive words, settling instead for grunting, growling and maybe barking like a dog. Consider filing your teeth pointy.

To save even more money, stop using tools. Emerge from your sewer hideout only at night to prowl the streets on all fours, feral and bewildered, eyes grown pale and milky from years in the dark sewers darting maniacally back and forth while your filth-encrusted teeth and nails twitch in anticipation of the slightest movement.

This is how I was able to afford a starter house by age 30. This and a $400 000 loan from my father.

Didros , in That's what she said?

cough cough god damn there is so much straw in here!

prettydarknwild , in Fediverse users be like
@prettydarknwild@lemmy.world avatar

i dont see hookers or blackjack here

Pumpkinbot , in Fediverse users be like

Mostly the hookers.

My front page is just flooded with porn. I want the option to view NSFW subs, but not have them shoved in my goddamn face.

Sabata11792 ,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Kbin has a disappointing lack of porn. I think it just struggles to hit the front page. Had to make my horny account on a different instance.

gabe ,

Yeah, I don’t mind porn but I’m defederated on my own personal instance temporarily until more granular federation options are introduced. It clogs up all super fast.

ren ,
@ren@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how Reddit was too before the push for investor money. R/all had porn. They eventually buried it all.

Make subscribed your default view, apps give you many options to hide and/or blur NSFW.

StealthToad ,

Memmy’s NSFW settings work really well. If I forget to turn off hide before visiting a nsfw community, it tells me there are no posts.

ren ,
@ren@lemmy.world avatar

yeah, apps are doing great with toggles for nsfw.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Are people not using the subscribed view??

ren ,
@ren@lemmy.world avatar

I think some people want Moar Content so they go to All a lot. I start in Subscribed/Hot, Subscribed/New, before I go to All. If I need content because I’m bored, maybe New Comments.

runner_g ,

Connect sometimes randomly throws me into All on launch.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Viewing all lets you find more stuff to add to your subscribed view.

jerebear39 ,

I see no porn. I do have NSFW turned off in my settings. I dunno if it’s lemmy wide thing or exclusive to connect.

spiderman ,

maybe your instance just defederated with a bunch of them.

pewgar_seemsimandroid , in All philosophers have been copying Britney's homework since at least the 1800s.

what brain is yes

Didros , in A True Conversationalist

…yeah

Imbrex , in 🙃😵💀

Seriously though skip breakfast

electrorocket ,

Yeah, I rarely have it unless I have to travel for a while and won’t have a chance to take an early lunch. I don’t usually get up til 8:55 though. I have to be at work by 9.

ComeHereOrIHookYou , in Here we go again

Meanwhile at Google… Problem: People are flocking away from Chrome Solution: Implement webpage DRM

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

They keep doing it again and again.

Know they want to implement browser id checks.

vivaldi.com/…/googles-new-dangerous-web-environme…

cocolopez , in Inflation yaay!
@cocolopez@lemmy.world avatar

9.1? Jajajajajajajajaja (laughs in argentinian 120% yearly inflation rate)

can ,

Not to be insensitive, but how do you even survive?

seumadruga ,

They are using dollar to escape the inflation

can ,

That makes sense. Must be tough though.

SuddenDownpour ,

The productive capabilities of the country haven’t ceased to exist. As long as that remains true, inflation is going to create wacky, uncertain, annoying situations, but it doesn’t have to provoke severe destitution as long as other safety nets are in place.

Amilo159 , in Fediverse users be like
@Amilo159@lemmy.world avatar

More like with 13 blackjacks tables where only 3 are active and 6 rooms that may or may not contain hookers.

EdibleFriend , in lemmy superior
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

The whole point of eating with YouTube is you put on a video and just…eat. you can’t autoplay lemmy

drem OP ,

You are clearly not* the enjoyer

Kelo ,
@Kelo@lemmy.world avatar

Infinity for Lemmy has lazy mode that auto scrolls for you

Yoruio , in Inflation yaay!

The inflation is inflating

EherVielleicht , in Good morning.

Good old calculator, so reliable…

zyratoxx , in Technically correct, therefore not false advertising
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

And a unicycle could pick up more women than me :')

ImplyingImplications , in Good morning.

Remember, always set your alarm before you hit the bong

CookieJarObserver ,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or just have a alarm that goes after calendar…

NatakuNox ,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

What about during?

agentshags ,
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This is sage like advice

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