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Hupf , in Biggus brain

Son Goten and Trunks performing the fusion dance

can , in All philosophers have been copying Britney's homework since at least the 1800s.

Max Martin is the one true philosopher.

aceshigh , in ENHANCE!!!
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can we get a nsfw tag, that was very disturbing.

MaxMouseOCX , in just ignore it

Climate change is going to kill us all reasonably slowly, but it’s OK because we’re in the brink of nuclear war which will kill us quickly… Unfortunately, where I live isn’t a historic nuclear target, but areas around me are, so I’ll not be vaporised, and have to endure the chaos…

But… It’s pizza day tomorrow so there’s that.

thorbot OP ,

If there actually is nuclear war the fallout will affect the whole world. Even if you aren’t near the blast you’ll get a nice dose of radiation on the wind.

MaxMouseOCX ,

Yea, problem is I can shield in place whilst the worst passes and still be alive…

aubertlone ,

Damn dude…

It’s pizza day for me today! About to go pick it up right now actually. Stay strong 💪 thru the wait!!

MaxMouseOCX ,

Fuckin sweet… What you having?

aubertlone ,

Cheese pizza, pan crust, jalapenos, extra cheese, well done.

Was delicious and they actually baked it extra for once, even tho I ask for it ever time.

MasterNerd ,
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I live an hour from an a facility used in the Manhattan project. Wish me luck

MaxMouseOCX ,

Nuclear weapons are big and devastating but… An hour away from a modern weapon detonation - I give you good chances.

KTVX94 , in 2023-08-09.jpg

Facts. The sorting system for files inevitably makes YYYY-MM-DD more optimal. I tried to resist but it doesn’t work.

snake_baitman , in Between awake and asleep

I think this is just a you thing. My ears don’t make noises when I’m trying to sleep

Denvil ,

Mine do, and when I’m not falling asleep… I hate tinnitus

salient_one , in ENHANCE!!!
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Thanks, I hate it.

WtfEvenIsExistence , (edited ) in Emotional Damage

“You know, the more Y’s somebody has in their name, the more interesting the person is.”

-Steven He

joneskind , in pathetic
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Ahah! laugh in black widow

demonquark , in Emotional Damage

Never show emotional weakness on grindr. The gays are savage. XD

MothBookkeeper ,

Fellas, is it weak to be attracted to someone?

moonsnotreal , in closer to severe than moderate
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My wrist has been slightly messed up since I slammed it on some coping at the skatepark a few years ago

Wage_slave , in Technically correct, therefore not false advertising
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Why does everyone forget chainsaws.

Practical, widely available and the most efficient packing solution out there.

I could easily fit two dozen people (chainsaws aren’t inherently sexist btw) into that van with the use of mother nature’s little buddy, the chainsaw.

Zehzin , in All philosophers have been copying Britney's homework since at least the 1800s.
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He also stole the whole ‘we live in a material world’ thing from Madonna

Datas_Cat_Spot OP ,
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I’m starting to think this mooch might be a communist!

sabreW4K3 , in Emotional Damage
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Fuck a duck that’s harsh

devfuuu ,

Ducks are hard to catch.

shadowspirit , in Upon which legendary creature hath thine eyes rested?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/43e1e5d5-1657-474d-8873-1635ad81f0b1.mp4

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