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Furball , in The fuck

They gave me 10 nuggets with no sauce once, I am still in therapy

Holodeck_Moriarty , in Choose wisely

I’ve made my choice

GravelPieceOfSword , in Home sweet home

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Me wishing there were public bidets in the US and feeling dirty when I use non-bidets in an emergency.

dingleberry ,

Try wiping Nutella off a carpet and you’ll know my pain.

jukibom ,

Jesus Christ, thanks for that mental image dingleberry

BartsBigBugBag ,

The consistency is a variable that depends on your diet. I used to have that problem too, but no more!

packardgoose , in Who cares to touch the grass?

I’d have to say April 25th because it’s not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

bulletofreason , in LimeWire.exe
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Core memory unlocked! The anticipation of waiting for the download to complete and then hear something absolutely wrong was frustrating but I look back at it now and can’t help but laugh.

ArcaneSlime ,

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

bulletofreason ,
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Damn it! I swear that was the correct file. Oh well, here I go downloading again! I’m sure it’ll be right this time right??

jcg ,

But then sometimes you download it and it’s a shitty phone recording from some obscure live session

bulletofreason ,
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Oh my god YES I completely forgot about that!!

scops ,

I had a copy of Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet that would cut out and loop back in the middle of the song. I listened to it so much I could sing along without missing a beat. Then whenever I heard the right version, it always felt weird when the song flowed through normally.

bulletofreason ,
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Then you end up hating the “original” because you associate the downloaded one as the original and then life can never be the same again.

Just load up Winamp and listen to it on your beige plastic speakers and forget the actual version exists.

Ah.

Memories.

TurboDiesel ,
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I had more than a few tracks that had AIM sign in/out door noises in the middle. Always made me laugh

KvasiroftheWoods ,

My fav was downloading a track and then every 10~ish seconds it playing ‘this is Mike Jones’

But_Class_War , in Wait hol'up
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Religion and a racism, two birds one meme!

Like is the really a need to use a hard n or to share some old shit that includes it

DessertStorms ,
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Seriously, the incel-white replacement narrative combo is oozing from this crap

Archlinuxforever ,
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Oh a meme contains the n-word, what horror!

But_Class_War ,
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The pilling factory called…

PerogiBoi , in And it's time to shed some blood
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Brah billionaires have learned they don’t even need to hide their toxic traits from the public.

A good solid 30% of the population loves when they show their true colours.

UlyssesT ,

dae le dark triad traits soypoint-1

Dirk , in Fuck Reddit
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[everybody nobody noticed that]

thimovss , (edited ) in Actual Tyrion per AI

I just see Jack Black

Aatube , in Primes
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I don't get it, why does adding a hand move to the next prime?

HonoraryMancunian ,

It’s just the way the power rangers combined their forces

MyFeetOwnMySoul ,

🚨 NERD ALERT🚨

Go define a vector space, nerd.

Go compute the p value of you being cool

Go integrate f(x)= 1/x on the domain (-1,1)

This is meme-ville population: me

Take a hike.

MyFeetOwnMySoul ,

Spoiler: p < 0.05

Aatube ,
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what why i'm serious i don't get why the hands decrement the numbers

MyFeetOwnMySoul ,

I’m picking on you because you’re looking for patterns where there are none. It’s a common meme format, and it just so happens that op wrote it like that.

Was trying for absurd. Didn’t mean to offend

Aatube ,
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what I don't get is what the meme format's supposed to mean, I can't even find the name of it online

MyFeetOwnMySoul ,
Aatube ,
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ohhhh so they're power rangers, thanks

EatBorekYouWreck ,
  • let V be you mom’s vagina, a vector space over the field of pubes. We define my d as a vector such that d is in V. Thus my dick is in your mom’s vagina.
  • In this vector space p values are not defined, but I can assure you that my pp is > 9000.
  • The integral of f(x)=1/x from -1 to 1 does not converge, just like how your father is never coming back from buying milk. The principal value of that integral tho is 0, just like the amount of hugs you got as a kid.
  • math is cool, you just too stupid to get it.
MyFeetOwnMySoul ,

I ain’t reading all that. Classic nerd L

Aesthesiaphilia ,

Pretty sure that when we plug in a correction factor for the relative age of the Fediverse userbase, "today's lucky 10,000" becomes more like "today's lucky 10 million"

Machefi ,

Lucky ten thousand

I kinda wish it was calculated for the world instead of the US though

Deme , (edited ) in I have become Death, Destroyer of Pink Plastic Homes
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Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke the image.

The image taken in Yunnan (China) 16 Aug 2022 by JiaQi Sun displays a Cumulonimbus calvus with the accessory cloud pileus on top. A pileus is formed when a rising cloud pushes the air above it higher which causes it to cool down adiabatically. When sufficient humidity is present in that higher layer of air, the humidity condenses into a pileus.

Here the pileus displays quite magnificent iridescence. The sun is behind the cloud. When sunlight passes through the very small and evenly sized cloud droplets of the pileus, diffraction takes place. Different wavelengths are diffracted in different angles and thus the white light of the sun is broken down into separate colours. While the cloud droplets are similar in size, there is still some variation there. The size of the droplets also affects the ammount of diffraction and thus the colours are somewhat disordered.

If you want to see cloud iridescence yourself, look for clouds passing in front of the sun that aren’t opaque enough to block it completely. Lenticular clouds, Cirrocumulus lenticularis in particluar are good candidates for iridescence as they are formed in a similar manner to the pileus here and have an even distribution in droplet size.

There have been a number of viral photoshops circulating the internet since the original pictures were taken where the cloud has been added to wide angle shots and made to appear like it takes up half the sky. These however are easily debunked with basic knowledge about clouds and the optical phenomena in question as the colours here are impossible at wider angles.

yimby ,

Subscribe

bdonvr ,

thanks 🅱️eter

xusontha OP ,
SamboT , in That's unfortunate

So thats what non-Americans do with their free time. We Americans spend it driving sports cars and extracting wealth from other countries.

stappern ,

no you dont XD your government does while you cry

FlyingLadder ,

Fuckin gotem

SamboT ,

That’s why we pay taxes bro. I don’t exploit with my own hands so I can enjoy luxury guilt-free.

stappern , (edited )

luxuries like not having free health insurance? XD stay in your lane pal

SamboT ,

I think it’s pretty obvious I was being facetious lol.

ininewcrow ,
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My favorite description of the US

It’s not a country, it’s a corporation with an army

MrSlicer , in That's unfortunate

The nice thing about language is, if enough people are wrong they eventually become right.

akariii , in Jiv me a break

the correct answer is hard-g soft-g ee ef ef: ggi F.F.

Roundcat , in I swear it's bigger now
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Idk, some people love a safari.

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