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lowleveldata , in Primes

Yo what about my man 9

Gap ,

7 ate them

teancom459 ,

@lowleveldata @HiddenLayer5

You asking why 9 wasn’t at the party?

It’s because he’s a square

Aesthesiaphilia ,

Eyyyyy

huf ,

9 isnt prime, it’s divisible by 7

just not very well…

UlyssesT , in Holy Mother Forkin Shirtballs

Some of the few subs on reddit-logo I still cared to visit never recovered from the blackout. Which is probably just as planned or at least a stroke of luck for the admins. debord-tired

VikingHippie ,

Stormfront? 🤨😬

nicman24 , in And it's time to shed some blood

that lady looks very happy

db2 ,

Some people will do anything for money. Musk, Bezos and Trump reproduced, for example.

JJROKCZ ,

Some people like a little chokey choke now and then

gbuttersnaps , in HUP!

Having worked for a state government which maintained data for federal submissions in 15 different versions of the same giant excel file on 15 different computers, it’s scary how accurate this is.

Gork ,

I’ve worked at private companies where this is the case too lol.

This is true even when better software would work instead of the one-size-fits-all-but-isn’t-suitable Excel.

Often to get it to work the way I want is through VBA scripting. And at that point I should be using other software but companies are cheap and don’t want to invest in better tech.

Yepthatsme , in And it's time to shed some blood

They’re just modern day money Nazis really.

Obstagoon ,
@Obstagoon@lemmy.world avatar

You can’t tell me this is a serious comment, lol.

Spendrill ,

The right wing are kinda right about the overuse of the word Nazis. We should call them shitcunts instead.

Ahhh, that felt good. I used to post that type of thing a lot on reddit and then it started getting stuck in various sub’s automoderators.

Yepthatsme ,

Lol i love this

koyo , in Choose wisely

Yeah the Lemmy apps are lightning fast compared to the official Reddit app. I’m really giving up on Reddit soon.

NerdyApex ,

What is your preferred lemmy app?

OtakuAltair ,

Sync is so smooth and responsive… and also the one only one with proper tablet support afaik

Voyager is also great. Was using that earlier.

Hikiru ,

For iOS memmy, for android voyager, connect, or sync. Mlem and voyager are also good on iOS but neither are developed as fast as memmy

Albinjose7257 ,

Infinity for lemmy

mypasswordis1234 OP ,
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

I use Thunder :)

koyo ,

im liking voyager rn

dudinax , in Wait hol'up

That baby’s four months old.

csolisr , in Jiv me a break

I take the third route and pronounce it Heef, as in Spanish

buycurious , in What's this on my shirt?!
PipedLinkBot ,

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EmptySlime ,

I’m so terminally awkward about all this. Cuz I want to be sure that the person I’m about to ask for help isn’t like on break or waiting for their shift to start or something and “Excuse me, are you on the clock?” Sounds super condescending to me. So I just awkwardly default to “Do you work here?” or “Do you know someone who can help me?” because English is basically impossible for my dumbass self.

Aviandelight ,

I feel like this is fair to just ask if they know someone who can help. It gives the person an out in case they are on break or don’t work there. I know I’ve been asked for help in places where I’m just another customer.

GingeyBook , in Probably New Zealanders too.

Australians be like: dnS

Flyberius , in Probably New Zealanders too.
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Chuck us English in there too please.

driving_crooner , in And it's time to shed some blood
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

HR after you accepted the proposal and started working.

Roundcat , in Choose wisely
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Lemmy: "Use Lemmy"
Me: Uses Sync or any other non FOSS app
Lemmy: "No not like that!"

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Are the lemmy police coming to your house and confiscating your apps? If you hadn’t said anything about using sync, no one here would know or care. People complain and get elitist about everything. I’m sure there’s someone out there who looks down on others for not using the “right” brand of q-tips. Does it matter? No. Will the fact that it doesn’t matter shut the q-tips elitist up? Also no

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

There is only one Q-Tip! And if aren’t using them then you are doing it wrong!!

🙃

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

It’s equate or nothing baby! Anything else entering your earhole is sinful and immoral. I will commit acts of violence to enforce this

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

One thing I won’t stand for is plastic sticks. Does the equate brand have cardboard?

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

"LEMMY POLICE, FREEZE! Sir/Ma'am and or otherwise, you are under arrest for the following crimes against lemmy. Use of an unapproved app, 2 counts. Pointing out elitism, 5 counts. Making comparisons between lemmy and reddit, 10 counts. Criminally bad meming, 5 counts. And expecting better of lemmy, 1 count. You have the right to stfu."

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

There’s only one brand of Q-Tip. It’s a trademark of the Unilever corporation. The rest are cotton swabs.

Blurghglurgh ,
@Blurghglurgh@lemmy.world avatar

Uh?

KidsTryThisAtHome , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale
@KidsTryThisAtHome@lemmy.world avatar

I just don’t get how this can be true. Don’t people have different sizes mouths? How can if fit going in but not coming out? Am I just falling for a stupid joke? Either way I kinda want to try this now.

zik ,

I’m beginning to think that people may lie on the internet.

0xff ,

I don’t know if this is true, but it seems plausible that the bulb could have asymmetric strength depending on the angle force is applied. Glass does weird things! Case in point: Prince Rupert’s drops.

Edit: Alright, this seems to be a myth. …stackexchange.com/…/can-a-lightbulb-once-inserte…

cmbabul , in Probably New Zealanders too.

I’m sure the percentage of Brits that only speak English is lower than the most of the former colonies just because of the proximity to mainland Europe. But I’d be shocked to find out it was the same rate as second languages in non English speaking countries

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