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cokane_88 , in Keep fighting for us
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I don’t know if it’s ddos attacks or if it’s a “lemmy hug of death” way to many users overloading the servers network, we need a bigger Internet pipe?

The site usually works for me during off hours early morning usually best.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I really don’t get the sense that Lemmy is being overwhelmed by users. Things be pretty quite in these here parts. If this kind of volume is bringing down what I thought was one of the main instances, Fediverse seems kind of doomed. I’ve long been worried about scalability. I’ve tried other instances and had issues. Each time I think should I give up or hop instances, make a new account etc. People will flock to the biggest most stable instances, but if they can’t afford fancy hosting, everything starts to crumble

designatedhacker ,
RTMike , in Unfortunate series of events

Yeah but at least now you know your shampoo is pH balanced and made with sodium lauroyl methyl isethionate

Kaped , in Wait hol'up

Think Jesus actually had brothers

renlok , in Who cares to touch the grass?

Unix timestamp for me thanks.

kool_newt ,

I only understand time in reference to Jan 1, 1970.

renlok ,

Time did not exist before this date

NewEnglandRedshirt , in Primes
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Oh yeah? What about 0? And 1?

Chais ,
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They’re not prime. By definition primes have two prime factors. 1 and the number itself. 1 is divisible only by 1. 0 has no prime factors.

CAPSLOCKFTW ,

Commonly primes are defined as natural numbers greater than 1 that have only trivial divisors. Your definition kinda works, but 1 can be infinitely many prime factors since every number has 1^n with n ∈ ℕ as a prime factor. And your definition is kinda misleading when generalising primes.

Chais , (edited )
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Isn’t 1^n just 1? As in not a new number. I’d argue that 11==11*1. They’re not some subtly different ones. I agree that the concept of primes only becomes useful for natural numbers >1.
How is my definition misleading?

CAPSLOCKFTW , (edited )

It is no new number, though you can add infinitely many ones to the prime factorisation if you want to. In general we don’t append 1 to the prime factorisation because it is trivial.

In commutative Algebra, a unitary commutative ring can have multiple units (in the multiplicative group of the reals only 1 is a unit, x*1=x, in this ring you have several “ones”). There are elemrnts in these rings which we call prime, because their prime factorisation only contains trivial prime factors, but of course all units of said ring are prime factors. Hence it is a bit quirky to define ordinary primes they way you did, it is not about the amount of prime factors, it is about their properties.

Edit: also important to know: (ℝ,×), the multiplicative goup of the reals, is a commutative, unitary ring, which happens to have only one unit, so our ordinary primes are a special case of the general prime elements.

Chais ,
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Oof, I remember why I didn’t study math 😅
But thanks for the explanation

CAPSLOCKFTW ,

Yeah, higher math is a total brainfuck :D You’re welcome.

Llewellyn ,
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I was never able to wrap my head around quaternions.

T0Keh ,

There is multiple things wrong here.

  1. 1 is not a prime number because it is a unit and hence by definition excluded from being a prime.
  2. You probably don’t mean units but identity elements:
  • A unit is an element that has a multiplicative inverse
  • An identity element is an element 1 such that 1x =x1 = x for all x in your ring

There are more units in R than just 1, take for example -1(unless your ring has characteristic 2 in which case thi argument not always works; however for the case of real numbers this is not relevant). But there is always just one identity element, so there is at most one “1” in any ring. Indeed suppose you have two identities e,f. Then e = ef = f because e,f both are identities.

  1. The property “their prime factorisaton only contains trivial prime factors” is a circular definition as this requires knowledge about “being prime”. A prime (in Z) is normally defined as an irreducible element, i.e. p is a prime number if p=ab implies that either a or b is a unit (which is exactly the property of only having the factors 1 and p itself (up to a unit)).
  2. (R,×) is not a ring (at least not in a way I am aware of) and not even a group (unless you exclude 0).
  3. What are those “general prime elements”? Do you mean prime elements in a ring (or irreducible elements?)? Or something completely different?
CAPSLOCKFTW ,

You’re mostly right, i misremembered some stuff. My phone keyboard or my client were not capable of adding a small + to the R. With general prime elements I meant prime elements in a ring. But regarding 3.: Not all reducible elements are prime nor vice versa.

T0Keh ,

That’s why I wrote prime number instead of prime element to not add more confusion. I know that in general prime and irreducible are not equivalent.

bstix ,

0 has all the factors. Itself and any other number.

Blackmist ,

Put them in a sieve of Eratosthenes and see what happens.

Spoiler, they aren’t.

Colour_me_triggered , in That's unfortunate

Um, plenty of Europeans speak 3 or more languages. Native language, language of the country you’re living in, and English.

magicalbeast69 ,

This. I think european and asian should be swapped in this meme. I think its rarer to see asian speak 3 languages than seeing european speak 3 languages

CheshireSnake ,
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As an asian, this has been my experience as well. Of course there are exceptions, but most asians I know (not just in my country) usually just speak 2 languages.

emergencyfood ,

But which part of Asia are you from? Here in India, schools are required (at least on paper) to teach three languages, so most people are at least trilingual.

jungekatz ,

Well yes but many schools teach sanskrit and its a dead language?

emergencyfood ,

Sanskrit is still spoken in some parts of Karnataka state. Also, only some schools run by the federal government teach Sanskrit. Usually it is (1) the official language of the state, (2) English and (3) Hindi. (If Hindi is the official language of the state, then any other Indian language, or a foreigh language, would be offered. For historical reasons most schools in Tamil Nadu state do not offer Hindi, but will have another third language such as French.)

Colour_me_triggered ,

Meh I only speak English and Norwegian. I can (with extreme difficulty) make myself understood in German, but I wouldn’t say I “speak German” . Although anyone who speaks Norwegian can also understand Swedish and Danish (not easily in the case of Danish unless it’s written).

NoGodsNoMasters ,

I think it also really depends where you are, which is why generalising entire continents maybe isn’t very useful. Someone from Luxemburg or somewhere in the Netherlands with more recent immigrants is going to be a lot more likely to speak multiple languages than say someone from Russia or more rural France, just as someone from China is more often going to be monolingual compared to someone from India or Singapore

finickydesert ,
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More likely to run into a Portuguese speaker in Luxembourg than Russia for sure.

camillaSinensis ,

Surely that depends on where in Asia you’re looking at as well? On average, the number of languages people speak is quite different between, say, India and Japan. Or Switzerland vs Romania in Europe.

Frank ,
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“Hey let me just make a quick generalization about like three billion people”.

Holzkohlen ,

German, Bavarian and English 😁

geissi ,

Bavarian

On that note, I also understand some Swabian, Franconian, and Austrian.

NathanielThomas ,

A bad rendition of Hochdeutsch, an incomprehensible dialect of bayrisch and hello and goodbye in English

OADINC ,

Dutch, English (Traditional not simplified), and french, and I can understand german but not speak it myself.

Jahmon85 ,

Belgian spotted

OADINC ,

Nah, Netherlands

Mothra , in HUP!
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… I’m gonna need help understanding this one

kresten ,

I think the joke is twofold. First of all, Microsoft pretty much has a monopoly on financial software with their excel, which shows that the entire global finances are in the hands of that crab.

The second joke, must be that they never bother updating the suite to the latest, and solely depend on 2013🤷

Rhodin ,
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They just don’t want to pay for 365.

MasterBlaster ,

I’m guessing it’s saying Excel is the basis of almost all financial documentation?

peto ,

For so much financial logic. Anywhere that a non-technical person is sat in front of a computer and given data you will find Excel.

It is amazing what knots they will tie in it to avoid learning an actully useful tool.

Llewellyn ,
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Well, Excel works. And it has relatively gentle learning curve.

peto ,

For certain values of “works”. I also think the learning curve is part of the issue. You end up doing stuff Excel has no business handling but is there due to the absurd scope-creep.

ryathal ,

Not just financial documentation, but everything. Planning staff levels, work assignments, quarterly reports, bonus calculations, pto administration, and more. There’s likely people retiring that wrote an excel macro 20 years ago that still part of a critical business process.

Track_Shovel OP ,

The amount of stuff that runs on excel or feeds info directly into it is terrifying

Kidplayer_666 ,

Databases? That’s just a glorified excel worksheet, might as well use it directly

Repossess6855 ,

💀 too real

faintedheart , in Unfortunate series of events

I don’t take my phone to the toilet. Just finish my business and be back fast.

kresten , in Fuck Reddit

There are communities for reddit related content. Is it possible for you to post there next time for those of us who’re trying to forget

jabib ,

Trying to forget what?

kresten ,

Exactly!

Eventlesstew OP ,

Is there a community equivalent to r/save3rdpartyapps/modcoord?

kresten ,

To what purpose? The apps have been saved already

Eventlesstew OP ,

Ye some saved themselves by going to Lemmy.

unphazed , in *Has a little water*…Oops!

Could be diabeetus. Get that checked.

mtchristo , in LimeWire.exe

you forgot about sex_pistols_never_mind_the_bollocks.exe

3FingersOfMilk OP ,

Lemme just scan that with Spybot first to make sure…

green_pyroxene , in Jiv me a break

whichever way pisses off the most people

watch me pronounce it /χäɪf/ (“hyfe”)

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Isn’t that one of Elon Muskrat’s kids?

kluevo ,

When I want to be annoying (and when the people I’m talking to are aware of furries), I pronounce it ‘yiff’

TimeSquirrel , in HUP!
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CookieJarObserver ,
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You need to put a ! Before the [ so your image displays correctly and the [] should be empty

Pelicanen ,

You can put in an alt text between the brackets (which I believe is used by screen readers for those with visual impairments).

CookieJarObserver ,
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Ah, didn’t know that.

TimeSquirrel ,
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I just straight up pasted the link without any formatting. I'm on Kbin, it shows up as a link that can be expanded to a full image.

CookieJarObserver ,
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Ah, ok.

MonkderZweite ,
CookieJarObserver ,
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Bene7rddso ,
drathvedro ,

Ironically, as I’ve heard, excel itself doesnt have any dependencies, they develop and maintain their own libraries for everything.

biscuitsofdeath , in Show off

Is that nuclear fart blast on a Japanese flag?

Brisolo32 , in Home sweet home

I haven’t pooped for 3 days

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