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Rengoku , in That's unfortunate

You are

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shadowspirit ,

You mean yā€™all. Donā€™t embarrass us.

MegaTony ,

yā€™allā€™dā€™ntā€™veā€™dā€™dā€™iā€™dā€™ntā€™veā€™dā€™yā€™allā€™tā€™veā€™d

kungen ,

There, their, theyā€™re.

hglman ,
rgb3x3 , (edited )

American here, Iā€™m going to challenge myself to remember as many as I can.

Set: A group of things that go together.

Set: Letting a dessert cool in the fridge

Set: A stage for a play or film

Set: A command to put something somewhere

Set: A part of Tennis

ā€¦

5/704 isnā€™t so bad, right?

Edit: looking up the definitions shows a lot of sub-definitions that essentially have the same meaning. I donā€™t think itā€™s appropriate to say that the word has 435 meanings when ā€œset a courseā€ and ā€œset a fireā€ are basically ā€œstart a thing,ā€ yet theyā€™re listed as different definitions. The are many many of these cases even just on Googleā€™s definition blurb.

But Iā€™m no dictionary expert soā€¦

hglman ,

Yeah some do seem the same, but thats possilbe also a bias from knowning the language.

Pinklink ,

Though through thought

hungryphrog ,

have/of
of/off
to/too
ad/add
I today saw someone use ā€œtheirsā€ in place of ā€œthere isā€, and I hope that they are a non-native speaker.

HRDS_654 ,

Hereā€™s one: itā€™s/its

Now tell me which is possessive.

SuckMyWang , in Show off

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  • VikingHippie ,

    Nice try, but Iā€™m not gonna fall for that one a third time!

    SuckMyWang ,

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  • VikingHippie ,

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

    Rekonok , in Wait hol'up
    @Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Funfact: the baby splaying his arm is foreshadowing the end of the book but I would not spoil it

    VikingHippie ,

    You mean the crazy Mormon ending, the crazy JW ending or the crazy original ending?

    Rekonok ,
    @Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The vanilla - I have to try the DLC and the mods

    VikingHippie ,

    Not worth the money if you ask me. You should try the new Reality 19 instead. I hear it has several cow levels and everything!

    menemen , in Posting my favorite memes
    @menemen@lemmy.world avatar

    Stop playing for a while and the love might come back (was like that for me).

    clanginator ,

    Yup, same. I just need like a 3-12 month break every once in a while.

    RandomVideos , in That's unfortunate

    I know romanian, moldovan, british english and american english

    terry_tibbs ,

    I reckon youā€™d be half decent at Scots too.

    IIIIII , in LimeWire.exe

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I did however go to such and such websiteā€¦

    chocobo13z ,

    The one and only time I tried Limewire. I feel spoiled these days with Soulseek

    TheMadnessKing , in Wait what was it again? hmm šŸ¤”

    Well, I had this happen to me. Gladly, my muscle memory helped me to get back the password.

    Now I only remember 2 passwords, One my BW and one of my e-mail address linked to BW (2FA & etc).

    ritchie ,

    I wasnā€™t that lucky. I had to nuke my account and start with passwords from 0.

    TheMadnessKing ,

    Well it would honestly be a bummer if someone could reset my password of BW if somehow they gain access to my email associated with it.

    ritchie ,

    Indeed. Thatā€™t when I knew that I had chosen the right solution. :)

    eddietrax , in That's unfortunate
    @eddietrax@dmv.social avatar

    Ahh yes the blanket shit on Americans post.

    MildlyArdvark ,

    Itā€™s timeless

    SpermGoobler ,

    A classic

    kameecoding ,

    Not sure why their are doing it, could of made fun of anyone.

    Roundcat ,
    @Roundcat@lemmy.ca avatar

    Make a joke about the British, theyā€™re like ā€œYeah we do drink a lot of tea did a lot of imperialism, and our food sucksā€

    Make a joke about the French, and theyā€™re like ā€œho ho, we are rude and love wine non?ā€

    Make a joke about the Italians, and theyā€™re like ā€œAy, we do love a pizza, and canā€™t fight a war!ā€

    Make a joke about Americans, and thereā€™s always the ā€œWHY DO YOU GUYS MAKE FUN OF US! NO FAIR! WHY DO PEOPLE THINK ITS FUNNY TO HATE US?!?ā€

    Redditiscancer789 ,

    its also as if youā€™re being disingenuous, because try to say that shit to some hardcore right wing patriots of any country and see how fast you get your faced caved in.

    stappern ,

    nailed it

    MrSqueezles ,

    Make a joke about Americans being fucking idiots and donā€™t expect Americans to laugh along. I mean what do you expect? Yeah we drink a lot of coffee and did slavery and use little creamer cups and eat lots of fried food and spend too much on our military. Americans, right? This? No thanks.

    Kurroth ,

    What you drink isnā€™t coffee.

    5redie8 ,

    Only one of these four groups have been dunked on incessantly for years upon years with the same three jokes.

    JoeyJoJoJuniour ,

    Yeahā€¦itā€™s the French and capitulating to the Nazis, and they still take it better than Americans and any criticism

    fushuan ,

    You mean the French with the white flag and baguette jokes? Spaniards with the lazy/siesta jokes? Italians with the pasta and pizza jokes? South europeans with the poor/debt jokes? Irish with the alcoholism jokes? British with their shitty food cuisine jokes? Swedish and their immigrant policy jokes?

    Americans are not special. Each country has their joke topic, yours in a nutshell are about yall being very self centered, and it shows tbh.

    Kurroth ,

    Yer, I love how that comment completely ignores the same tired shit that each nationality hears over and over

    • An upside-down person who lost a war to birds.
    Bene7rddso ,

    At least they were big birds, not like the war another nation lost

    rosenjcb ,

    Iā€™ve experienced only the opposite. Americans love self deprecating humor but Yuros will literally cry about you ā€œabusing my countryā€ if you say one negative thing.

    Kurroth ,

    Yuros?

    SouthEndSunset ,

    Its infuriatingā€¦its like people arent a hive mind, init?

    juliebean ,

    jokes are funnier when theyā€™ve got a nugget of truth i think. if the joke was about americans being fat and putting cheese on everything, or about how weā€™re the richest country in the world but people die all the time because they canā€™t afford basic medicine, i doubt thereā€™d by any complaints. but saying that we canā€™t speak any language feels less like poking fun at regional differences, and more like just, idk, lying for the sake of being cruel?

    CrimsonFlash ,

    *theyā€™re

    *could have

    JuvenoiaAgent ,
    @JuvenoiaAgent@lemmy.ca avatar

    That was the joke.

    kameecoding ,

    indeed, I guess I should have added /s or some pointers like >>> here is the joke <<<

    the original joke being that itā€™s seemingly always the Americans that are making the would of/should of/could of mistake

    Sused ,

    I would of knew itd turn out this way

    roon ,
    @roon@lemmy.ml avatar

    Blanket šŸ¤”

    marco ,
    @marco@beehaw.org avatar

    According to the U.S. Census Bureau, only 20 percent of Americans can converse in two or more languages, compared with 56 percent of Europeans.

    sagrotan , in LimeWire.exe
    @sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

    Mine was full of power metal. I donā€™t know if itā€™s just my brain deleting all the bad stuff, but it feels these times were so much better idk ā€¦

    Ultrawide1654 ,

    Iā€™ll join you in that (probable) delusion. Life was so much better, the internet was better, climate was better , TV was better.

    Of course I was younger and not as cynical and fucking tired of everything so that might explain my feelings

    Duamerthrax ,

    That all predates an algorithm that wants to make you angry. The internet was better before people got good at squeezing every cent out of it.

    bulletofreason ,
    @bulletofreason@lemmy.ml avatar

    Youā€™re not wrong, they were better times for sure. The wild west of the internet days full of questionable clicks to sites and downloads. We were so young. We had so much to learn!

    Contend6248 ,

    I wouldnā€™t want to go back to that internet.

    Today it has some problems, but nothing which canā€™t be solved, before you had to deal with too much bullshit

    Nemoychocs , in Keep fighting for us
    @Nemoychocs@startrek.website avatar

    We are writing from an other instance account but yeah! You can do it!! šŸ’ŖšŸ¼

    Vespair , in Lift it off y'all

    Honestly Iā€™ve yet to find Jerboa lacking in anything I need. Iā€™m glad others are finding apps theyā€™re satisfied with, but Iā€™m having trouble imagining what could possibly make them notably better than Jerboa?

    sagrotan , in Steam of water is all you need
    @sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

    Donā€™t forget: Telling yourself science fiction stories like hard fragmented dune on even more drugs.

    lowleveldata , in Wait hol'up

    Fuck those guys to see if they got magically pregnant too?

    SeedyOne , in That's unfortunate

    Go easy on us, our 1% needs to keep us stupid for myriad reasons, mostly to stay in power. Donā€™t worry though, theyā€™ll come for you next, wherever you are. Likely selling you on some other enemy or distraction.

    sagrotan , in Wait what was it again? hmm šŸ¤”
    @sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

    After that disaster with LastPass Iā€™ll never trust any password safe anymore, keepass, self hosted, but thatā€™s just me. Plus: you have to type the password so often in the beginning and during config, youā€™ll never forget it ;)

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