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lowleveldata , in Home sweet home

Otoh there’s nothing more manly than pooping in the dirty public washroom

crummysocks ,

I don’t find it manly

SeedyOne , in Holy Mother Forkin Shirtballs

Many of us knew back with the firing of Victoria and Pao the sacrificial lamb, but June 12th truly sealed their fate. About forking time.

akariii ,

you can’t fork it, it’s proprietary software

jasondj ,

Didn’t Reddit opensource a lot of its stuff several years ago?

They may be closed now, but I think a lot was opened. There was a while when clones were becoming pretty popular.

akariii ,

really!?!?

jasondj ,

Yep

echoplex21 ,

Lol it’s a Good Place reference where they aren’t able to say fuck

WaitingForNextYear ,
@WaitingForNextYear@midwest.social avatar

Whoosh

akariii ,

i didnt get that reference

Qkall , in Home sweet home
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bidet users in states can feel this meme

buddhabound ,

Toto makes a handheld battery powered travel bidet, if you didn’t know. Instructions are in Japanese, but you can probably figure it out cuz there are illustrations.

Qkall ,
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

and maybe this is my american ignorance leaking, but a portable bidet sounds hecking gross… but i’ll be a better person and do a bit o research. thanks

I_hate_you_welcome ,

It’s just a spray of water, it doesn’t go on or in your butt

Qkall ,
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

i’ve seen the mess my bidet has done … i have ibs y’all… i feel like i’d make a mess of things. i’m scared :P

I_hate_you_welcome ,

Okay, that is a very real possibility, I didn’t even think about IBS

dudewitbow ,

Did someone just reinvent the Douche and renamed it?

BudgetBandit , in That's unfortunate

The only good thing that the Americanization brought is, that, except the French, the world can communicate with each other in English.

superweeniehutjrs ,

Even if the French could communicate in English, would anyone want to have a conversation with a Frenchman?

JuvenoiaAgent ,
@JuvenoiaAgent@lemmy.ca avatar

Non

DragonTypeWyvern ,

We also normalized porn

You’re welcome, degens.

22dobbeltskudhul ,

Porn was legalized for the first time in Denmark 1967, so not really.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Good thing that’s a different word then

22dobbeltskudhul ,

Legalisation and normalisation go hand in hand

DragonTypeWyvern ,

It’s legal to lick all the doorknobs you want, but something tells me you’re already on that ball.

ForbiddenRoot , (edited )

I know you are joking but based on my purely anecdotal personal experience, the French (at least in Paris) can now speak and are willing to speak in English much more than a few decades back.

The first time I went to France, almost 25 years back, I had a rough time communicating at restaurants or even buying tickets at the Paris metro stations. Not sure if the latter was an ability or willingness issue because even holding up two fingers and saying “two tickets” was apparently indecipherable. Had to muster my school days French and say “deux billets” to produce instant results.

Edit: And no, the two fingers I was holding up were not the middle finger of each hand :P

kameecoding ,

it’s like the one upside(ish) of capitalism they had to start communicating in English, because tourism.

EmperorGormet ,

That is the one upside to capitalism and you don’t even consider it a full upside?

kameecoding ,

well because it’s kind of a forced adoption in an ideal world we would have developed a common tongue by slowly merging the languages, or at least would have taken one that’s pretty good and then improve on it. For example Hungarian is much better in the sense that what you write is what you pronounce, not the mess that is English, so in an ideal common tongue I feel like that aspect would be adopted.

Of course Hungarian also has stupid parts, ly (<- that’s supposed to be indeed one letter) and j is the same thing. x is just ks, y is pronounced the same as i and w is just v so there is some extra fat on it, but other than that the 44 letters cover all the sounds you make while pronouncing words.

BudgetBandit ,

Hungarian is like Chinese to most romanic / germanic languages.

While being excellent in describing every little thing pretty efficiently and short, the problem I see with highly advanced languages is imho that they are pretty complicated to learn.

Colour_me_triggered ,

As an island monkey, I’m hurt by this comment. Y U no love UK?

BudgetBandit ,

Oh I love the UK! I just hate the Trump-impression the people who’re too old that they should be allowed to vote have given power.

ElPussyKangaroo , in That's unfortunate

Well, as an Indian with a love for anime, I speak 3 languages and am learning a 4th (Japanese).

मुळात माझी मातृभाषा मराठी आहे. आणि मी बरीच वर्ष महाराष्ट्रातच राहिलीय…

लेकिन school और दोस्तों के वजह से हिंदी भी बोल लेता है. और तो और, इन दोनो की लिपी एक जैसी ही होने के कारण पढणे मे भी दिक्कत नही आति.

わたしはあにめがすきですから、にほんごをべんきょうおします。今は、にほんごのうりょうくしけんのN5できました。今年の12月にN4できますよ。

And I plan on learning more soon 🙃.

Aux ,

That’s just one language - the language of funny symbols.

ElPussyKangaroo ,

No u.

ashenblood ,

El Psy Kongroo! Nice name 😉

ElPussyKangaroo ,
Anid_Vid ,

idk they look pretty nice, nicer than English i’d say. they both are different languages but use the same transcript or something?

Aux ,

OPs comment contains four languages, my reply was a joke.

ForbiddenRoot ,

Hello fellow Indian. This is very similar to my linguistic capabilities if you substitute Japanese for the bit of French I learnt in school / college 30 years ago. Ok, I can’t really follow someone when they speak French, but I can read it well enough even now.

JuvenoiaAgent ,
@JuvenoiaAgent@lemmy.ca avatar

Bonjour, aimez-vous les croissants?

ForbiddenRoot ,

Bonjour, aimez-vous les croissants?

Un peu, mais je prefere les baguettes

(and also I just realized I totally don’t know how to make acute / grave accents on my keyboard, if that’s possible at all with an en-US layout)

JuvenoiaAgent ,
@JuvenoiaAgent@lemmy.ca avatar

Here, you can copy-paste: é è ê ë à â ï î ô ù û ç 😉

ElPussyKangaroo ,

AYEEEEE wassup bruh.

Does a namaste, then raises hand for high five

Nice. I know every language is pretty difficult mostly, but as someone who’s had a hard time learning Hindi after realising it uses the same script and yet is a different language from Marathi, French just blows my fucking mind.

ForbiddenRoot ,

French just blows my fucking mind.

In my experience, it was reasonably simple to learn how to read / write French. We had it in school for 3 years and then college for a couple of years. The emphasis was on reading / writing and not so much on speaking / listening, though I remember we had to recite some French poetry once. The teacher’s ears must have fallen of hearing our impeccable accents :D

Pfnic ,

日本語のうりょうくしけんがんばってね!ぼくはそのしけんのためにぜんぜんべんきょうしないので、むずかしさわかりません。 もし、日本へりょこうしたいなら、外来語はとっても大切だと思ういますよ。かたかなをよめなければ、何も分かりませんでした。

ElPussyKangaroo ,

あ。。。どうもね。 そうですね。。。たいへんですね。。。 ぼくはごいとぶんぽうがとてもへたですよ。。。 かたかなきらいですから、あまりしらないよ。。。

uyuu ,

Yoo i kinda can understand the jp one lol.

magicalbeast69 ,

Please use more kanji lol, it feels weird seeing words that are commonly written in kanji in hiragana.

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@lemmy.ca avatar

Perfectly acceptable for beginners to write in kana. Many of my students here primarily write in kana until up to 6th grade.

Akagigahara ,

Definitely is. I forgot the actual name of the writing style, but for children’s books it is also not uncommon to have kanji with their hiragana transliteration above/beside it. Requiring someone to immediately write kanji when they learn japanese, especially as a secondary+ language is insane

apolo399 ,

Furigana I believe

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@lemmy.ca avatar

試験を合格しておめでとうございます!🎉N4に頑張って!

ElPussyKangaroo ,

ありがとうございます。

BrutalPoseidon ,

This feels like I’m playing No Man’s Sky. Just a bunch of symbols I don’t recognize and then the word “school” in the middle without context hahaha.

In all seriousness, good for you. That’s very impressive. I’m only bilingual with a basic understanding of a third language.

ElPussyKangaroo ,

lmao. I feel you.

Thanks man. I’m barely able to read at present…

Also, that’s pretty cool dude! Nice.

Kurroth ,

Weebs around the world uniting all cultures and creeds.

ElPussyKangaroo ,

OMAE WA…

Resonosity , in I had to post from my alt account because lemmy.world servers are down

Lemmy[.]ca user for this reason haha

TimeSquirrel , (edited ) in LimeWire.exe
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Limp Bizkit - Nookie (cookie monster version)

Somerefriedbeans ,

This brings me back to Napster days

bulletofreason ,
@bulletofreason@lemmy.ml avatar

I was not expecting to see this here, but here we are. And you bet your ass I’m singing it in my head.

unreachable , in Home sweet home
@unreachable@lemmy.my.id avatar

it’s a safe house

Elephant0991 , in Wait hol'up
@Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au avatar

Easy excuse; anyone would believe it. It’s the work of God.

ignotum , in Unfortunate series of events

What kind of psychopath pees without their phone?

beebanoo ,
Elephant0991 , in Show off
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The next fad in fetish.

HiddenLayer5 , (edited ) in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

Anyone who’s worked on electronics know the frustration of the “easy to insert, hard as hell to remove” type fasteners that manufacturers insist on using. Basically the exact same principle as this. Plenty of plastic casing fasteners and super tiny and delicate connectors are built like that. If something goes wrong during disassembly, at best you’ll have an unsightly crack or blemish on the casing, at worst you rip an internal connector and its socket right off the circuit board along with some traces, destroying it. And getting frustrated exponentially increases the chances you’ll break something.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

"I'll just pop off this U.FL antenna connector...and its socket too I guess..."

HiddenLayer5 , (edited )

I’ve accidentally peeled like an inch of copper traces off the PCB too, when the pads are attached strongly enough (or the copper is adhered weakly enough? Not sure which). Way worse feeling than nails on a chalkboard, RIP device.

DaBabyAteMaDingo , in OMG

I live for these awkward moments:

• Standing in the middle of the aisle? “Excuse me! Pardon me! Thaaaank yeeeeeoouuuu!”

• Not going on a green light because you’re looking down at your glowing crotch? Insta-long-honk

• You and your friend are blocking a doorway while chatting? hand on shoulder “Pardon me, young man! Appreesheeyateyah!”

Always wear a smile ☺️

hellothisisntme , in Damn whippersnappers

That’s it, I’m gettin me mallet.

gruf , in I have seen the light!
@gruf@lemmy.ml avatar

Voyager (now as native app) 👨‍🍳😙👌

NoisyFlake ,

Yup, feels like Apollo before 😊

words_number ,

Voyager is nice, but since it’s a native app I can’t download pictures anymore, so I switched to infinity and got used to it…

TopRamenBinLaden ,

Yea the only way to do it from Voyagers native app right now is to open the link in your browser. You can hit the share button on Voyager and send the post link to your browser.

This feature can still be added to native apps. RiF used to have a simple hold and save feature. I hope they add that feature soon. I imagine we aren’t the only ones who noticed.

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