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Starb3an , in Take it or leave it

I read “Hitachi” and was expecting a picture of a washing machine

TheFunkyMonk , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!
@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world avatar

So I’m totally new to federated apps and just joined the biggest one figuring it’d be the most reliable.

I understand the downside of all/local filtering being less useful on smaller instances, but I don’t use those anyway, so would be curious about a couple of things if anyone has advice:

  1. How would you go about choosing an instance assuming reliability/speed was all you cared about?
  2. Is there somehow a way to transfer the topics I subscribe to/content I’ve submitted to a new instance, or would I basically just be starting over if I switched?
CheshireSnake , (edited )
@CheshireSnake@lemdit.com avatar
  1. Of course location is not a guarantee of fast speeds, but you can at least check servers nearby with lemmy.fediverse.observer/map. I guess you can check for uptime to have an idea about reliability, but I never really relied on that. Shit happens (vlemmy comes to mind) so it’s hard to gauge an instance’s future reliability/stability. You have the option to start your own instance as well.
  2. github.com/CMahaff/lasim
TheFunkyMonk ,
@TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world avatar

This is great, thank you!

CheshireSnake ,
@CheshireSnake@lemdit.com avatar

Hope you find the right instance for you. Welcome to lemmy!

Reborn2966 ,

other useful links:

SorteKanin ,
@SorteKanin@feddit.dk avatar

Choose a server that is oriented to your geographical location.

June , in Holy Mother Forkin Shirtballs

Wait what? What happened?

Nakoichi ,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Yes I want to know too

June ,

Found it: 816am.ddns.net/post/6468

Fuckin wild shit lmao. So glad I’m not there anymore

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

Lol June 12 is referring to the day when the blackout began, although this post just so happens to coincide with yet another one of that shitty website’s stupid decisions.

June ,

Yea I’m an idiot with zero reading comprehension lmao.

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

Nothing happend at Reddit Frontpage on June 12, 2023. The so called “protests” is a hoax invented by the Lemmy devs attempting to discredit our wonderful platform. The “purge of moderators” never happened, not one single moderator was purged. And those who did get purged are violent rioters internet vandals. Reddit is the greatest platform ever, and Lemmy is filled with racists and spammers and ads and evil developers trying censor posts and take away user freedom. Long live CEO Spaz! May his wisdom guide us towards a better future!

/s

acastcandream ,

Resigned former mod here. Just want to say I appreciate this lol.

Balthazar ,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

I wanna learn how to do this on the fly now. Perfect way to give TTRPG players info without telling them :D Thanks for the inspiration!

ramble81 ,

You went Tiananmen Square on it.

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

What square? You mean the place where it’s famous for nothing ever happening? Just like nothing ever happened on Reddit. 😉

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

They're replacing gold with "Community Points", which are of course built on THE BLOCKCHAIN and are specific to the subreddit, but also if you get enough you can have more direct control over the subreddit or... something?

Mostly it sounds like a thinly veiled system designed to let people spend money to buy influence over a subreddit. But hey, it's crypto-based so that makes it cool, right?

indomara ,

Holy shit… If people can buy influence, then the political nutbags that already influence social media through bot accounts will now be able to directly use their money to further push their agendas unfettered… I am so glad I jumped ship when I did.

flipthetube ,

Likewise. Pretty sure it’s heading exactly where we think it’s heading.

AngryCommieKender ,

“All aboard! The express train to bot town is now loading!”

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Finally deleted my account over this, haven’t touched it otherwise in a while and have been using Lemmy instead, but this pushed me over the edge.

explodicle ,

This is a joke even to crypto bros. The whole point of a blockchain is to resist censorship; slapping it on top of an already centralized server accomplishes nothing because it still has a weak point. Try making a revolutionary subreddit and see how long it lasts.

We need a decentralized system, but the servers don’t need to sync up in perfect lockstep like the monetary system does. Anybody who understands these things should be using Lemmy!

ivanafterall , in Take it or leave it
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/XR3Y_9Y74L0?si=DzxURF8QqUtmMKBX

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

VikingHippie ,

I especially like the part where he tosses around raw shrimp and the part where he sorrowfully gazes at a lack of onion volcano 😂

angelorohit , in Wait what was it again? hmm 🤔

This is why you get a password manager to manage the other password manager.

keefshape ,

And then you manage pwm2 with pwm1. Passception!

glibg10b ,

Nah, that’s passcursion

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

but what do you do if you’ve forgotten both passwords?

keefshape ,

Cry.

xradeon ,

Bro… It’s password mangers all the way down…

Colour_me_triggered , in Jiv me a break

It’s yiff, like furry sex. But in all seriousness, if you don’t pronounce it with a hard g, then you can f##k off on the short bus.

Cyberwitch_7493 , (edited )
@Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You had me until the short bus joke. Are you aware that’s vaguely super ableist?

Colour_me_triggered ,

As someone with pretty profound learning disabilities, I’d like to point out that… It’s actually very ableist. Maybe putting us in bus ghettos so you can sanitise your school system and isolate your darling children from the freaks is slightly worse though.

kluevo ,

Assuming short busses are the same as minibusses, it’s kinda funny because my old school district uses them for transporting the ‘intellectually gifted’ students to a special advanced class. so ‘taking the minibus’ is something of a compliment where I’m from.

Colour_me_triggered ,

Intellectually jifted. Yeah my significant other was one of the short bus to the magnet school kids. But I’m European, and we don’t segregate based on neurotype (at least not to the same extent).

Colour_me_triggered ,

Question: person with autism, autistic person, or autist? Justify your answer.

Cyberwitch_7493 ,
@Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I have AuDHD and don’t really care. I know some do, but I’m no longer so scrupulous.

Colour_me_triggered ,

I prefer autist. People shouldn’t need to be reminded that I’m human.

Fox , in LimeWire.exe

Don’twaste, yourtime, onme, yeralready, the voice inside maiyead

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

WHEREAREYEEEEW

MrJameGumb , in Holy Mother Forkin Shirtballs
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Marketing Dept: Hey Mr Spez, we look like losers because no one wants to use this buggy restrictive piece of shit app that we made. How much should we invest in developing a better app?

Spez: INVEST NOTHING!!! I have a much better solution… have every other app in the world killed! THE PEONS WILL TAKE WHAT WE GIVE THEM AND LIKE IT!!! (insert maniacal super villainous laughter)

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Revolt ehh? TAKE AWAY THEIR GOLD

explodicle ,

“Not your server, not your gold.”

AngryCommieKender ,

They’ve announced that gold is being replaced by some NFT/cryptocurrency shit.

Hundun , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

Ok real talk here for a minute. If, by any chance, some dufus has put a lightbulb in their month and need help removing it, grab a sturdy cloth towel, pass it into their mouth through the corners and gently wrap the glass part of the lightbulb in the cloth. When you’re done, all corners of the cloth should be hanging outside persons mouth. Their teeth should not touch the glass directly - only through the cloth. This way when the glass breaks, all the pieces will be contained I the cloth for an easy and, if you are careful, harmless removal.

The safest way to crack the bulb once you’ve wrapped it in cloth is to GENTLY tap the bottom jaw - imagine a 4 year-old landing an uppercut. The glass is very thin and cracks easily, - no need for much force.

Of course, better not get into such a situation in the first place. Stay safe, folks!

gullible ,

Note: CFL bulbs contain mercury and so would be worth searching for materials that can contain mercury.

VikingHippie ,

Now I’m imagining 4yo boxers and it’s adorable! Thanks for that mental image, genuinely 😂

Hupf ,

That is oddly specific knowledge.

Pinklink ,

Healthcare

Squids ,

You can also like, dislocate your jaw. That works. Would not recommend doing unless you can already dislocate it on command though.

TGTX , in LimeWire.exe

Every radio DJ with a comedy song bit had their songs labeled as “Weird Al” on all the file sharing networks.

Such misattribute Weird Al classics like:

“My Fart Will Go On” “Pet Names for Genitalia” “Ugly Girl” And the best one…”Toast”

philomory ,

I’ve actually seen Heywood Banks (the guy who actually did Toast) live. Have signed mercy somewhere. Good times.

MrJameGumb , in I have seen the light!
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, what’s wrong with Jerboa? I’m using Jerboa and it’s been great so far

Radioactrev ,

I’ve been flipping between Jerboa and liftoff. Unless I’m missing something Jerboa doesn’t have the downvote arrow. Not that I ever downvote anyway. But besides that, I think I like the feel of Jerboa better.

Sort options seem better in liftoff though (again, unless I’m missing something in Jerboa).

I’ll probably give infinity a try now because of this post.

MrJameGumb , (edited )
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Jerboa definitely has a downvote button lol

Radioactrev ,

Well, I went searching for it again, just to downvote you. 😉 But still can’t find it.

Beats me. 🤷

FellowHuman ,

[Downvoted from Jerboa]

lelgenio ,
@lelgenio@lemmy.ml avatar

Your server (reddthat.com) has disabled downvotes, jerboa respects the server’s settings.

Radioactrev ,

Aha! That’s good to know. Thanks!

XpeeN ,

Jerboa doesn’t autoplay gifs (or didn’t when I used it), that what made me stick to takeoff and I don’t regret it.

GravelPieceOfSword OP ,

It kept crashing randomly for me.

I tried all the apps I memed out at some point or another (and we’re all Reddit refugees I presume).

I had frequent stability issues with Jerboa, switched to liftoff, which was far more stable. UI wasn’t the prettiest, but reasonably nice. Gave sync a brief spin, wasn’t very impressed, and ads/data collection wasn’t appealing. I stuck to liftoff till I found infinity had been ported to lemmy.

I’d used infinity for Reddit for years, same experience on Lemmy now, loving it!

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I’m still waiting for Boost for Lemmy to come out. Maybe I’ll try Infinity though if it’s a great as you say

thesqueakywheel ,

Ah, a fellow Boost enjoyer. That was my favorite Reddit app by far.

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I’m on the same bandwagon, boost was n1 but infinity n2… So… If they take too long I might give it a go.

XpeeN , (edited )

Jerboa doesn’t autoplay gifs (or didn’t when I used it), that what made me stick to liftoff and I don’t regret it.

yetiftw ,

it wouldn’t let me post comments

Jenn , in LimeWire.exe

I went full circle. Downloaded from Napster back in the day, and now I subscribe to their streaming service. They apparently pay artists better than some of the other streamers, too.

plumbercraic , in Holy Mother Forkin Shirtballs
@plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

More good place memes please.

PolPotPie ,
VikingHippie ,
Ser_Salty ,

Also more Scruffy memes please

VikingHippie ,
platysalty , in Wait what was it again? hmm 🤔

That's why you set your password to something funny so you remember.

My password was a dick joke for the longest time

rockerface ,

Mine has a dick joke and a JoJo reference, so that I don’t forget it ever

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

My password was a dick joke for the longest time

I tried that but apparently that password was too short…

darcy ,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

‘your mom’ should be big enough

BaroqueInMind , in LimeWire.exe
@BaroqueInMind@kbin.social avatar

heading out after school to the internet café to play Counter Strike with your friends near the mall.

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