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ForgetReddit , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!

I have been here for months and still have no idea what this means

That’s probably a bad sign

xusontha OP ,

Basically lemmy.world is the largest lemmy instance by a country mile, and so it keeps going down because of DDos attacks and just sheer load Maybe you haven’t noticed because the client/app you use just shows old posts until it can connect to the server again

mildpepper ,

The site you make your account on is your home server (instance). That server takes on the job of processing your data when you use lemmy. Your home server is lemmy.world, mine right now is lemm.ee

If a lot of people use the same home server, it gets expensive for the team running that server, the meme is about lemmy.world having issues with downtime because of this. You can have whatever home server you want and still access anything on the fediverse, so if you join a smaller instance as your home server, by literally making a new account on a different lemmy site, you can still use lemmy exactly the same (use your app to look at all instead of local) but spread the load so big instances like lemmy.world don’t have too much strain. Doing this is good for the long term health of the fediverse.

CanniBallistic_Puppy , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

Luckily, all my light bulbs are the (American) football-shaped LED kind and there’s no glass.

Rodeo , in a classic

There is something beautiful about the 3-2-1 cadence of this meme.

CanniBallistic_Puppy , in Take it or leave it

Hoodbachi

donescobar , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!

Honestly, given the current state of affairs I wouldn’t have it any other way.

The little time these turds spend attacking the site I call my mental health break from the madness.

xusontha OP ,

That’s smart lol All it does for me is make me think I’m going crazy when trying to subscribe to a .world instance for the first time right after it goes down, since it doesn’t load

ivanafterall , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!
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unreachable ,
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please delete this cousin

nik282000 , in Debian based distro
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Debian, based distro.

secondaccountlemmy , in I had to post from my alt account because lemmy.world servers are down

I mean communities being on world is an issue too.

HotsauceHurricane , in *Has a little water*…Oops!

Diabetes insipidus, standing by! *inhales pee pee medicine.

Naomikho , in LET'S GOOOOOOO
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I’m quite enjoying the sugarless candies I have in my drawer at the office.

queermunist , in Damn whippersnappers
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I now drive exactly at the speed limit, causing traffic to pile up behind me as everyone else wants to speed.

😈

darkpanda , (edited )

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

While people behind me are going insane

Edited to say: I guess the lyrics of Denis Leary’s “Asshole” have been lost to the ages.

TraditionalMuslim ,

That is more than just evil.

newIdentity ,

It’s dangerous too

Zuberi ,

:(

JustAManOnAToilet ,

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat

I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”

chocobo13z ,

Got me thinking about Knorkator’s “Böse”

Landmammals ,

Rhythmically it also works for Offspring’s Bad Habit

UlyssesT ,

Edited to say: I guess the lyrics of Denis Leary’s “Asshole” have been lost to the ages.

I know some grillman that claimed to like that song and did exactly what the song sung about.

Omgarm ,

I still drive the speedlimit on GPS measurement (and when available those speed measure points next to roads), but if some asshole is going like 20 over then I slow down to 1 km/h below on the dash.

fushuan ,

I just put the speed limiter to the limit +2 km/h, why +2? Because radars won’t pick that small difference and drivers usually when trying to go to the limit they go a liitle bit faster and it’s annoying to have people pass you all the time.

Landmammals ,

You can be an amazing and cool person who also drives the speed limit.

PyroNeurosis ,
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In fact, only people who drive the limit are amazing and cool.

Landmammals ,

I won’t even fault you if you’re going 5 to 9 miles over, as long as you leave enough room between you and the car in front of you.

People who tailgate are neither amazing nor cool.

TraditionalMuslim , (edited )

You are truly evil.

TimeSquirrel ,
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It IS satisfying sometimes watching some asshole try to weave in and out of lanes to get ahead in your mirror, only to just barely miss being able to cut you off and have to get in behind you.

Nevoic ,

Surprised this is getting as many upvotes as it is. It totally depends on context. I’ve seen posted 35 mph speed limits on 6 lane roads where every is going minimum 50mph, even with cops in the flow of traffic. I’ve also been on 2 lane roads (e.g opposing traffic is directly next to you) and the posted speed limit is 55mph.

If you’re doing the speed limit in the second one, well done. If you’re going 15-25mph below the flow of traffic in the middle or fast lane, because of a posted speed limit, that’s a problem.

7bicycles ,

If you’re going 15-25mph below the flow of traffic in the middle or fast lane, because of a posted speed limit, that’s a problem.

No actually

queermunist ,
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If it’s a six lane, then me going 35 has no effect on all the speeders. dwi

Nevoic ,

I’ve seen people get pulled over for doing 60 in a 65 on a highway where everyone is doing 70-85, because it’s dangerously slow with only 2 lanes.

And it’s 6 lanes because of how much traffic there is, forcing people to weave around someone going 10-30mph below the flow of traffic is dangerous.

queermunist ,
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Well yeah, they were going below the speed limit. That creates dangerous conditions.

If they were doing 65 in a 65 and everyone else was doing 85, the cops can’t do shit because they’re literally following the law.

And if my going the speed limit is “dangerous”, then it’s the regulations that are wrong. Not me. They should change the speed limit if it’s a problem for me to follow the posted laws. I’m not the one causing danger, the law is.

Rodeo ,

they were going below the speed limit. That creates dangerous conditions.

If they were doing 65 in a 65 and everyone else was doing 85, the cops can’t do shit because they’re literally following the law.

Do you think speed limits are an exact number that has to be matched at all times?

queermunist ,
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Legally that’s literally what it is - a cop has the legal authority to pull you over for going 1 mph over the speed limit and give you a ticket for it. Obviously in the real world the enforcement of speed limits is way different from the actual letter of the law, but it’s really no trouble for me to just match my speed to the speed limit. It’s not like speeding actually saves you that much time.

Rodeo ,

No, I’m pointing out how seem to think going below the limit is also a crime that cops can pull you over for.

They can ticket you for unsafe driving if you’re going significantly below the speed of traffic. And in my area there is actually a minimum speed on the freeways.

But the way you worded it made it sound like you think you have to go exactly the speed limit at all times.

queermunist ,
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Well I was responding to someone who said:

I’ve seen people get pulled over for doing 60 in a 65 on a highway where everyone is doing 70-85, because it’s dangerously slow with only 2 lanes.

And then said what I think they were pulled over for - but I don’t believe they could pull someone over for going the speed limit. That’s all.

salient_one , in LET'S GOOOOOOO
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Placebo effect is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. I believe figuring it out will greatly affect our lives for the better.

Tankiedesantski ,

“Wait, we had the ability to alter reality with our minds alone? Since when?!”

“Since always”

“GOD DAMMIT!”

StorageAware , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!

Yep! I made an account on my current instance after starting on one of the bigger ones. I still have my old one just in case. But now that some of the smaller communities I followed have started coming in it feels identical!

xusontha OP ,

I also have an account on a larger instance, and I use this to back up settings and subscriptions Works on basically all platforms!

StorageAware ,

Yeah, I have heard of that and tried using it but I couldn’t get it to run. I just ended up doing it manually as I didn’t have that many communities anyways.

AndreTelevise ,

I get an error “ERROR: Cannot write file - profile_v2.json: Access is denied. (os error 5)” anytime I try to use it.

Reborn2966 ,

are you on Linux? maybe there is a permissions issue with that file / folder

Jenn , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!

I already did! Now what?

xusontha OP ,

Hope that .world stops going down cuz half the communities are on there lol

j_roby , in Damn whippersnappers

I flat out refuse to end up as a “get off my damn lawn!” type of adult. The natural instinct is there tho. Not gonna lie.

WarmSoda ,

You just get tired of the bullshit as you get older. I’m not anywhere near get off my lawn, but I can see why people get like that.

A buddy and I talk about this a lot. Say hi to the people you see. Wave to your neighbors. Stay connected. It makes life better.

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