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toiletobserver , in Damn whippersnappers

Stupid dog

rothaine , in LimeWire.exe

Hmm why is this song I downloaded only 35KB?

Alien_Ant_Farm-Smooth_Criminal.mp3.exe

Yeah not gonna click that

Bipta ,

That filename brings me back.

outdated_belated ,

Lmao, I remember trying to do that dance and skinning my foot on a jagged floorboard

My friends’ parents were mad but in retrospect, sorta on them for having that janky floor

Flyingpeakock , in LimeWire.exe

Left my computer on for 2 days to download a movie and it turned out to be porn.

TurtleTourParty ,

Porn you could watch or a wmv file that opens a website asking for payment?

Flyingpeakock ,

Porn I could watch. However being prepubescent at the time I was shocked rather than interested.

platysalty , in A timeless classic

It would be fun to work as someone who comes up with porn titles for a while.

Knusper ,

I was gonna say that I wouldn’t want to watch all that weird porn just to name it. But then I remembered that porn titles pretty much only need one screenshot and a whole lot of fantasy.

Pinklink ,

And you usually only have to watch the plot section

MyNameIsIgglePiggle , in Everything is just fine

Every Australian when you meet them and ask “how you going?”

mvuvi , (edited ) in “Both sides are the same. It is just a different perspective”
@mvuvi@baraza.africa avatar

What do you mean both sides are the same? They are not. One is 6 and the other is 9.

Edit: I don’t mean it in a cynical way. Just that positioning matters in establishing truth. It is not just a matter of perspective (defined as subjective perception) but rather a matter of position (defined as inter-subjective agreement).

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I agree there. This comic implies that both observers are correct because they are looking at the same thing from different angles; but that’s not how most political issues are. It doesn’t matter what your perspective on human rights is. If your perspective says human rights are not good: you’re wrong. It’s more akin to two people looking at the exact same thing, but one of them has glasses on that make them see ghosts and goblins that aren’t really there.

UnverifiedAPK ,

It’s actually pretty on point, but OP’s conclusion is off. People are discounting the amount of Americans that are just good with doing a bit of frontier surgery on themselves and calling it a day.

Yeah they have bad planning for the future during end-of-life care. But technically speaking it would cause them to pay more in the short term for little benefit.

It’s important to know that’s where the argument “it would cost me more” comes from. That way you can persuade more effectively.

Blaubarschmann , in LimeWire.exe

But the file names were not as ordered and consistent like this, they were all over the place. Most of them did not even have proper meta data so I had lots of songs by “unknown artist”. Creating playlists within a music player was a mess, you basically had to sort and play songs via the file system

mestari ,

Track 3 by Various Artists went hard 😤🤟

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Is that a sequel to Track 2 by Blur?

intelati ,

Oh God I hate iTunes for the compilations. I will have about 3 hours worth of music called Track # by various artists YouTube

Hupf ,

Meanwhile today we have songs with much saner metadata such as m.soundcloud.com/…/x5o-p-ap-4-pzx54-p-7cc-7-eicar

SevenSwell ,
@SevenSwell@beehaw.org avatar

I used to spend hours editing metadata for my music library on my computer but it was a constant uphill battle. My “various artists” and “unknown album” are still a mess.

charje , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

I want to make a food (maybe chocolate) the exact dimensions of of a lightbulb so I can try this safely. I really think I could take it out.

droans ,

Open your mouth all the way. Use your fingers to measure it. Do you really think a lightbulb could fit in there?

charje ,

Well, given that it could fit in, it could come out the same way. I have a rather large face hole, so I think it could fit. Is the meme meant to be that the lightbulb is too big for most people to even get in?

MeatsOfRage ,

Now you got us all sticking fingers in our mouth

TisI ,

Use melted sugar, that’d be more authentic!

HiddenLayer5 ,

Sugar glass!

TisI ,

Yeah, couldn’t remember what it’s called. Thanks!

Parent ,

Isn’t it still sharp though?

HiddenLayer5 ,

It’ll soften with your saliva hopefully.

Squids ,

You could try and find an apple that’s about the same size?

Ser_Salty ,

There’s LED bulbs of the exact size and shape but with plastic casings

emeralddawn45 ,

But then if it gets stuck you can’t even break it, you’d just have to live like that.

FunkyMonkey ,

I think the point is that the fear of not being able to get it out easily would lead your jaw muscles to clench up. So somebody would have to basically trick you into thinking that the imitation is real.

Resistentialism ,

Use an ice cream cone. Saves the effort of making some elaborate food thing. And with a cone, you can just bite through it, after the the hard outer, the ice cream is just easy to bite through.

I think the problem comes.up when your jaw locks and its a bastard to move it. I get it occasionally when I’m eating or yawning.

Knusper , in At least I thought about trying

@DailyAlcoholic

Well then…

jimmydoreisalefty , in LimeWire.exe

Now, I use YMusic [Andriod].

Straight from YT server.

Enlighten me of my ways, if you have anything better!

Catweazle ,
@Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar

@jimmydoreisalefty @3FingersOfMilk, Vivaldi Android has inbuild a own YT client.
Alternatively you can use Andisearch, which permits to watch YT and others, sandboxed in the search results.

https://andisearch.com

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Interesting on the AI thing.

I will take a look at Vivaldi again, thanks!

Catweazle ,
@Catweazle@vivaldi.net avatar

@jimmydoreisalefty, Andi is my favorite search engine, both on Desktop and Android, there I have it as a searchbar (PWA) on my homescreen and in Vivaldi by default. It doesn't have many search results, but these are instead the ones I look for, in the most reliable sources. Privat, anonimous, reader mode, no ads, no SEO crap.

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Awesome, thanks for letting us know about it!

Welcome to the next generation of search using the power of AI Andi is search for the next generation using generative AI. Instead of just links, Andi gives you answers - like chatting with a smart friend. Please enable JavaScript and use a modern browser to run this app.

H3wastooshort ,

30GB of music on an SD card, because my phone cant do LTE and is stuck on EDGE. If you have old CDs, spend an evening watching YT or something while putting in a new disc every few minutes, otherwise download from youtube with Newpipe/Seal/yt-dlp or buy stuff on bandcamp. Probably saves you a couple 100 megs of data volume each month

jimmydoreisalefty ,

Thanks for the info!

A_Chilean_Cyborg , in Holy Mother Forkin Shirtballs
@A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl avatar

what happened in that moment on the show?

aaaa ,

Ted Danson does the very best evil laugh he can muster

VikingHippie ,

And he mustered very well! Man, I miss that show!

SadTrain ,

I finally finished it a month or so ago after trying it a few times. I did enjoy it a lot! D’Arcy Carden is a gosh dang treasure. I don’t think anything made me laugh harder than the Janet(s) episode.

VikingHippie ,

Yeah, I couldn’t agree more on D’Arcy!

Zalack ,
@Zalack@startrek.website avatar

Not a treasure

VikingHippie ,

Yes you are, Janet!

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

HUGE SEASON 1 SPOILERS for [The Good Place], CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK:

spoilerThe 4 main characters were mistakenly seleted to go to the “Good Place”, which is like the biblical “heaven”. It’s a place where good people go to enjoy the afterlife. This is the moment where one of the characters (Eleanor Shellstrop, the one in the image) realize that the so called “Good Place” they’ve been in is actually the “Bad Place” similar to the biblical “hell” and the whole “mistakenly selected to be in the Good Place” is a clever ploy to “torture” the 4 main characters.

wheeldawg ,

You fucked up the spoiler tag.

Balthazar ,
@Balthazar@sopuli.xyz avatar

He done fixed it though if what you’re saying is true. It’s working for me plenty fine

WtfEvenIsExistence OP ,

Must be using an app. Honestly, I view all Lemmy apps as testing software, they’re all unstable at the moment. The browser ui works just fine.

SlopppyEngineer ,

Yep. Looks good on the site, doesn’t work in the app. I checked.

VikingHippie ,

Works fine in Jerboa. They must be using an inferior app.

AngryCommieKender ,

In sync it appears to interpret the line break as an interrupting character, and it would need the tags at the end of the first paragraph and the beginning of the second to function. I think. Not sure.

Kolanaki , in Lift it off y'all
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Liftoff has been my daily driver for Lemmy after trying all the other Android apps that are available.

I was gonna try Boost thinking it would have been released by now but that ship has sailed. Too used to Liftoff.

Millie , in LimeWire.exe

I had some little grey box of an mp3 player in the late 90s that held like roughly one or two smallish albums. I remember one day finding a recording of my gym teacher trying to figure out how it worked for like five minutes after unknowingly pushing the record button.

Default ,

That’s sounds pretty fancy for the late 90s

Millie ,

It was!

traveler01 , in Spread the Load! Join other Instances!

For what I understood isn’t really the load caused by the users but the load caused by targeted DDOS attacks. Why would anyone attack a Lemmy instance? Humanity…

tja ,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe it was spez 🤔 /s

AndreyAsimow ,
@AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world avatar

Duck Spez

wander1236 ,
@wander1236@sh.itjust.works avatar

Quack

traveler01 ,

You’re joking but i quite believe Reddit would do it.

kmkz_ninja ,

Spending 100 bucks on your nephews to run some code on their home connections - Priceless.

stebo02 ,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

wouldn’t be surprised

SloppyPuppy , (edited )

Its the internet. What can be attacked will be attacked. Unrelated to opinions or hatred or anything.

site of only cute puppies pictures? if it can be attacked it will be.

maynarkh ,

Apparently it’s a wannabe powermod who got banned after squatting a ton of community names. There was a post from the admins saying that he’s creating garbage communities, with a quarter of all communities being those at one point.

antik ,
@antik@lemmy.world avatar

Who you are talking about is indeed an option because he was genuinely pissed off… He created scripts to create thousands of communities so we set up rate limits 😁 But there are plenty more who don’t want LW to succeed. Be it banned users, defederated instances or just someone with too much time looking to take down the biggest instance.

There was also a (now banned) reddit mod who used to moderate gamingcirclejerk there and she demanded me to hand over the gamingcirclejerk community on LW to her. To just take it from the current team. I said no but I can be a middleman but she wanted none of that. She wanted the red carpet laid out ‘because reddit mod’ so she had the right to it 🙄 She was also a very known user on an instance we recently defederated with.

So just wanted to clear that up here. We have suspicions but no proof. Thanks for your support 🫶

collegefurtrader , in LimeWire.exe

I had that exact player

flubba86 ,

Same, but mine was a silverish Gray colour. Mine had 128MB storage.

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